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Clips from Arrested Development - Justice Is Blind (S01E01)

"Justice, stay! Stay!"
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"Describe this to me, Chareth."
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"Describe to me how beautiful the park is."
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"Oh, I wish you could see it. It's just beautiful."
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"There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand."
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"- They're having a wonderful time. - Yeah?"
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"Already served, not to exceed six years but no less than three..."
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"Uh, three years is what I give them..."
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"and then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind."
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"I can smell right through you, Chareth. You're reading."
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"Leash your dog, you..."
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"- Uh, yes. - Yeah."
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"And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort..."
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"brokered by Warden Stefan Gentles."
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"- Inmate Bluth. - Yes, sir?"
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"I want you to know that last night..."
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"I watched a very impressive videotape of the title Caged Wisdom."
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"I was struck by the dual life of the spiritual man."
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"And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end."
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"Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl."
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"A self-choking for the ages."
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"- There's a Shasta can there you seemed to have missed. - Okay."
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"- Moments later, Cindi arrived. - Thank you, Warden."
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"George! I had to see you."
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"I'm sorry I left before. I just felt so awful."
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"But I kept thinking about us."
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"- Yes. - About our future."
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"- Yes, l... - And I know for a fact we can have one."
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"Okay. What evidence do they have on me?"
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"You keep talking about a fact? You keep saying, I know for a fact."
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"- What fact? - Faith."
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"I have faith my prayers will free you."
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"- Faith is not a fact! - Oh, yes, it is."
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"You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom."
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"George Sr. had said Faith is a fact."
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"Unfortunately, it was in the Caged Wisdom blooper bonus footage."
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"Faith is a fact. No. Faith is a facet."
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"I almost said faith is a fact."
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"I am going to trial because you don't understand what a blooper reel is? Guard!"
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"Back at the high school, George Michael ran into Maeby."
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"I got an A. Check it out."
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"Great job. Take some more money."
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"Look. I gotta go. I'm going to this fund-raiser for a sick girl, okay?"
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"This rang false to George Michael..."
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"who knew that fund-raisers, a passion ofher mother's..."
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"were something that Maeby would avoid."
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"And later, at the courthouse..."
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"- Good afternoon. - Thank God."
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"So did you read the plea? We've got minutes here, not hours."
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"I did read it. Most of it. Um, I definitely..."
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"definitely read this, uh... the first part of this first, uh, section."
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"- Uh, no. Did not read it. - Oh, come on, Michael."
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"How many times are you going to screw up..."
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"before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are?"
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"I'm not the lawyer. All right? Why didn't you read it?"
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"Excuse me. I got busy with my other clients."
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"- What other clients? - He doesn't know about the divorce?"
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"- It's an annulment. - Oh, I looked into that too."
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"You can only get an annulment if you haven't consummated the marriage first."
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"Well, I guess I'll just stay married then..."
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"because we all know that I closed that deal, right?"
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"But he really didn't."
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"- He was talking about my divorce. - Your what?"
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"You and Dad are getting divorced?"
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"Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you."
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"And don't worry about Barry reading the plea."
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"We'll let your father rot in prison."
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"Take the plea. We're taking the plea!"
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"We're going to trial, you're going to lose, and you're going to stay in there."
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"- That's enough, Mom. - For him? Nothing's enough."
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"You'd think a man locked up in prison would be able to abstain."
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"Your father, with his disgusting tweaking!"
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"I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids because of that man!"
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"- Aww! - Shh."
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"They still look fabulous."
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"Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant. She was working for the government."
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"The only thing I was pumping her for was information, honey."
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"An informant. Dad, are you crazy? You're gonna blow this whole case."
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"It's blown. It's over. It's dead. Take the plea. Get me out there."
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"Lets take the plea, okay? Look. It's so nice and thick."
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"Oh, George, I should have never doubted you."
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"Even when you slept with my sister, it was for a good reason."
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"Got her to stop drinking, didn't it?"
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"All right, listen. This is all getting a little crazy."
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"We cannot accept their conditions if we don't know what their conditions are."
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"Do you wanna read it?"
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"Uh, no. It is thick. Why don't we just take it?"
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"- I could kiss you on the... - Well, let's... What?"
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"And so the family gathered in the courtroom..."
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"to announce their decision."
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"All rise. The court is now in session."
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"The Honorable Lionel Ping presiding."
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"Oh, we've got Ping again."
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"Please be seated."
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"The prosecution has offered a plea?"
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"- We have, Your Honor. - We've got Lizer."
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"Yes, Maggie was the most feared prosecutor in all of Orange County."
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"And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A."
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"Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer..."
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"but because she won the sympathy not only of thejury and thejudge..."
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"And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor?"
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"but often times, the defendants themselves."
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"l... I was in that room."
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"Is the defense ready to respond?"
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"- What are you hiding from? - You've got to call this off."
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"You gotta get more time. Get more time. She can smell me."
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"She smells everything."
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"- Objection! - What?"
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"We haven't read it."
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"- It's very long, Your Honor. - Sit down!"
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"We haven't read it. We're gonna get to it. I'm gonna start right now."
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"That's the blind chick you slept with?"
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"That's the blind chick you slept with?"
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"Michael, you're in bed with the prosecution?"
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"It's genius. You can get all the information we need."
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"Wait a minute. How do we know it's not a trap? Maybe she's setting you up."
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"It's not a setup, okay? She gave me her real name. She said that she was a lawyer."
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"I'm the one that lied to her. I gotta go talk to her."
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"- No! - No, Michael! You can save this family."
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"Please! Do the right thing here."
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