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Clips from Hairspray

"Speaking of cameras, did you have a nice nap?"
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"If you'd do your job, my daughter wouldn't have to fight to be visible."
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"I gotta show some of the other kids once in a while."
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"You know, this is a small city."
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"There aren't that many stations."
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"This time next year you could be wearing..."
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"an ill-fitting tux, snapping bar mitzvah photos."
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"I don't know."
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"# It takes two, baby... #"
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"Show Link."
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"This is nuts. She can't even dance."
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"Plastic little spastic."
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"Oh, Link. I can dance so much better than her."
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"Why don't you notice me at school?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"# Ooh #"
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"Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin singin' It Takes Two."
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"And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'..."
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"the last Tuesday of this month's your rhythm and blues day."
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"That's right! Negro Day will be comin' your way."
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"So don't-uh... Uh... Over here."
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"Thank you."
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"So, catch all the croonin' when y'all set and tune in."
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"Thank you, Motormouth. And now it's time to..."
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"Owner's coming. He'll call my mother again, let's go."
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"...very own fun-lovin'..."
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"Hey!"
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"Come on up here, Brenda."
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"What?"
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"Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show."
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"How long you gonna be gone, Brenda?"
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"Just nine months."
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"Seems like we'll have an opening here on the show for a girl..."
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"just as fun-lovin' but maybe not quite as freewheelin'."
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"Wanna be one-a the nicest kids in town?"
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"Cut school tomorrow and come down to station WYZT to audition."
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"- No. - But, Ma."
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"Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad."
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"My diet pill's wearin' off."
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"But come on."
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"No one is auditioning for anything in this household."
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"But why not? Why not?!"
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"Because dancing is not your future."
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"One day you're gonna own Edna's Occidental Laundry."
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"I don't wanna be a laundress."
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"I wanna be famous!"
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"Look, if you wanna be famous..."
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"learn how to take blood outta car upholstery."
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"That's a skill you can take right to the bank."
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"- Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here? - Not a word."
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"Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a Tv show."
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"- No, she is not. - You are?"
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"First the hair, now this?"
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"But all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon."
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"You're no help."
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"It's "ratting," Daddy."
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"And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy, does it."
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"I don't believe that."
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"What do you mean, you don't believe that?!"
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"- I don't. - How else would it look that way?"
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"I believe that it is naturally stiff."
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"She doesn't understand anything."
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"- Dancing on that show is my dream. - I know."
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"Just because she wouldn't know a dream if it bit her on the nose."
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"Well, I have information for you, missy."
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"I once had a dream that I owned a coin-operated laundromat..."
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"and I came down from that cloud real quickly, I'll tell you that."
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"No!"
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"- Oh, Wilbur. - Fine! I'm going to my room!"
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"She thinks I'm bein' mean but I'm not. Those Tv people..."
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"they don't pick people like Tracy, or girls like us."
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"They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur."
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"I'll talk to her."
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"Ooh."
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"'K. Talk to her."
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"I'll talk to her."
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"Don't you worry."
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"OK."
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"What?"
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"Tracy, this Tv thing."
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"You really want it?"
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"With all my heart."
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"Then you go for it!"
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"This is America, babe."
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"You gotta think big to be big."
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"Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur."
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"You follow your dream."
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"Mine came true, and now I have the most precious thing in the world."
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"The Taj Mahal of joke shops."
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"Heh heh heh heh!"
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"Back step, cha-cha-cha."
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"Side step, front step."
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"Back and turn."
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"Front step, cha-cha-cha."
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"Tammy, sharper."
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"Side step, front step."
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"Back, again."
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"Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link."
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"Link!"
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"Penny, pinch me!"
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"Ow!"
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"You told me to."
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"I can't believe I'm really here auditioning."
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"Side step, front step."
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"I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition."
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"Front step, cha-cha-cha."
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"Back step, cha-cha-cha."
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"Side step, front step."
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"Back and t-oh, Amber. Look at this motley crew."
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"Oh! This town sure has gone downhill..."
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"since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs."
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"Ugh."
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"# Oh, my God, how times have changed #"
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"# These girls must be blind or completely deranged #"
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"# But time seemed to halt #"
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"# When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs #"
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"Amber, that move is far too dirty."
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"Mother, wake up from that dream of yours."
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"- This isn't 1930. - Ha ha ha."
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"# You can laugh but life's a test #"
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