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Clips from Hairspray

# Don't do this, don't do that #

"# Don't do this, don't do that #"

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# Remember, Mother knows best #

"# Remember, Mother knows best #"

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# For the crown's in the vault #

"# For the crown's in the vault #"

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# From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #

"# From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #"

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# These steps are perfect ammunition #

"# These steps are perfect ammunition #"

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# Let me show you how your mommy dear took out the competition #

"# Let me show you how your mommy dear took out the competition #"

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Girls, go get 'em.

"Girls, go get 'em."

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Boys, let's rumba.

"Boys, let's rumba."

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7."

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# Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges #

"# Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges #"

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# They padded their cups but I screwed the judges #

"# They padded their cups but I screwed the judges #"

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# Those broads thought they'd win if a plate #

"# Those broads thought they'd win if a plate #"

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# They would spin in their dance #

"# They would spin in their dance #"

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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# Not a chance Boys, put me down #

"# Not a chance Boys, put me down #"

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Oh, good morning, ladies.

"Oh, good morning, ladies."

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Let's see what you got.

"Let's see what you got."

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# Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potato, mambo #

"# Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potato, mambo #"

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# Ready, begin #

"# Ready, begin #"

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# On my show you'll never find #

"# On my show you'll never find #"

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# A thrusting hip or bump and grind #

"# A thrusting hip or bump and grind #"

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# What's that? A dance for fleas and ticks? #

"# What's that? A dance for fleas and ticks? #"

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# Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks #

"# Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks #"

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# Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #

"# Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #"

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# But that triple somersault #

"# But that triple somersault #"

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# Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs #

"# Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs #"

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Proceed.

"Proceed."

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# Are you scared we're on live? #

"# Are you scared we're on live? #"

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# No, I'm sure I can cope #

"# No, I'm sure I can cope #"

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# Well, this show isn't broadcast in #

"# Well, this show isn't broadcast in #"

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# Cinemascope #

"# Cinemascope #"

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# I never drank one chocolate malt #

"# I never drank one chocolate malt #"

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# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #

"# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #"

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# This one will never get a date #

"# This one will never get a date #"

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# In those hand-me-down clothes #

"# In those hand-me-down clothes #"

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# Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date till Daddy buys her a new nose #

"# Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date till Daddy buys her a new nose #"

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# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #

"# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #"

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# If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #

"# If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #"

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# Do you dance like you dress? #

"# Do you dance like you dress? #"

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# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #

"# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #"

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# Would you swim in an integrated pool? #

"# Would you swim in an integrated pool? #"

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I sure would.

"I sure would."

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I'm all for integration.

"I'm all for integration."

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It's the new frontier!

"It's the new frontier!"

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Not in Baltimore, it isn't.

"Not in Baltimore, it isn't."

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And may I be frank?

"And may I be frank?"

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# First impressions can be tough #

"# First impressions can be tough #"

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# And when I saw you, I knew it #

"# And when I saw you, I knew it #"

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# If your size weren't enough #

"# If your size weren't enough #"

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# Your last answer just blew it #

"# Your last answer just blew it #"

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# And so, my dear, so short and stout #

"# And so, my dear, so short and stout #"

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# You'll never be in #

"# You'll never be in #"

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# So we're kicking you out #

"# So we're kicking you out #"

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# With your form and your face #

"# With your form and your face #"

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# Aw, well, it isn't your fault #

"# Aw, well, it isn't your fault #"

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# You're just down with a case #

"# You're just down with a case #"

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# Of Miss Baltimore Crabs #

"# Of Miss Baltimore Crabs #"

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Uh, you may go.

"Uh, you may go."

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Um... Thank you?

"Um... Thank you?"

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I think they secretly liked you.

"I think they secretly liked you."

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Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad?

"Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad?"

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I trust it was something really important.

"I trust it was something really important."

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It should've been.

"It should've been."

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# Gimme a break, yeah. Right now! #

"# Gimme a break, yeah. Right now! #"

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"# Got a brand-new sound, so scream and shout #"

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Hey! Hey!

"Hey! Hey!"

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# With a funky rhythm #

"# With a funky rhythm #"

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"# It's a brand-new look that you can... #"

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Whoo!

"Whoo!"

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# There's a party groovin' let's get down #

"# There's a party groovin' let's get down #"

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What you lookin' at?

"What you lookin' at?"

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Nothing. Not you.

"Nothing. Not you."

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Can I help you?

"Can I help you?"

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That move's swish.

"That move's swish."

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Ya got that right.

"Ya got that right."

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The man can dine me on a diet of detention...

"The man can dine me on a diet of detention..."

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so long as he don't starve me of my tunes, baby.

"so long as he don't starve me of my tunes, baby."

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- Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this?

"- Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this?"

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Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. "

"Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. ""

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I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex.

"I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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That is so groovy.

"That is so groovy."

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You're really good.

"You're really good."

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Why, thank you.

"Why, thank you."

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So would it be kinda like this?

"So would it be kinda like this?"

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You can't do that dance.

"You can't do that dance."

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Hello, now.

"Hello, now."

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Not bad for a white chick.

"Not bad for a white chick."

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- Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where?

"- Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where?"

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On Corny's show on Negro Day.

"On Corny's show on Negro Day."

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Negro Day's the best.

"Negro Day's the best."

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I wish every day were Negro Day.

"I wish every day were Negro Day."

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At our house, it is.

"At our house, it is."

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Hey. Show me another one?

"Hey. Show me another one?"

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You wanna see another one.

"You wanna see another one."

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Well-well, here's a little something signified to say...

"Well-well, here's a little something signified to say..."

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Hello, my name is Seaweed...

"Hello, my name is Seaweed..."

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Oh, oh, oh!

"Oh, oh, oh!"

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J...

"J..."

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Stubbs.

"Stubbs."

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What's yours, baby?

"What's yours, baby?"

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I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad!

"I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad!"

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You're gonna get it, white girl!

"You're gonna get it, white girl!"

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Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl.

"Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl."

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You one of us.

"You one of us."

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You're joinin' this program already in progress!

"You're joinin' this program already in progress!"

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Well, let's go.

"Well, let's go."

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# Whoo! #

"# Whoo! #"

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# Yeah! #

"# Yeah! #"

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"# Got a brand-new sound, so scream and shout #"

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# Hey, a funky beat, now let's be hurrying #

"# Hey, a funky beat, now let's be hurrying #"

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Whoa!

"Whoa!"

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# We can't wait now #

"# We can't wait now #"

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# Have some fun #

"# Have some fun #"

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# This party now has just begun #

"# This party now has just begun #"

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No, I get who Caesar is.

"No, I get who Caesar is."

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But what's the "Ideas of March"?

"But what's the "Ideas of March"?"

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I mean, how can a month have an idea?

"I mean, how can a month have an idea?"

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Hold on.

"Hold on."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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