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Clips from Hairspray

"I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad."
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"No, I mean in trouble with someone else."
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"Hmm. Maybe."
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"Maybe it's worth it."
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"I think knowin' you's the start of a pretty big adventure."
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"Ahh!"
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"Tracy Edna Turnblad!"
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"Ooh, we get any more white people in here..."
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"this gonna be a suburb."
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"Do you know what I had to pay a cab..."
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"just to consider comin' down here?"
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"Oh, uh, Mom-"
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"No call. You just disappear."
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"And all mashed up against a crooner?"
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"Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link."
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"Come on, we're goin'."
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"And, Penny, go home before your mother shoots you."
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"Miss Edna, is it?"
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"Hi, I mean, you don't have to rush off, you know."
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"Well, I do. I left my iron on."
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"Oh, your iron."
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"Well, before you go..."
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"you sure you wouldn't like to have..."
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"a little somethin' to eat?"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"Is that braised?"
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"# Whoa oh oh oh oh oh #"
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"# Slice me off a piece of that hogshead cheese #"
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"# Whoo! #"
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"# And take a look inside #"
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"# My book of recipes #"
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"# Now, don't-cha sniff around for somethin' fluffy and light #"
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"# We need a man who brings a man-size appetite #"
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"# We'll use a pinch-a sugar and a dash-a spice #"
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"# I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice #"
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"# We keep it in the oven till it's good and hot #"
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"# Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot #"
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"# Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful #"
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"# There is nothin' 'bout us that's unsuitable #"
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"# Why sit in the bleachers timid and afraid #"
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"# When, Edna, you look like the whole parade? #"
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"# They say that white has might and thin is in #"
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"# Well, that's just bull #"
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"# 'Cause, ladies, big is back #"
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"# And as for black, it's beautiful #"
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"# All shapes and sizes follow me #"
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"# Who wants a twig when you can climb a whole tree #"
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"# Yeah, yeah #"
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"# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #"
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"Groovy, baby. Groovy."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?!"
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"- Graah! - Oh, my God!"
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"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ah! You got me."
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"Welcome, mmm, to the Hardy-Har Hut."
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"If we can't put a smile on your face, your skin's too tight."
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"- Oh! - Bop, bop."
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"- Oh. - I got somethin' for ya. Yeah."
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"It's just in."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh."
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"Cigarette?"
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"Ha ha ha."
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"Tempting but, uh... no, thanks."
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"- Ha ha ha! - Oh."
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"Well, eh."
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"What can I do you for?"
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"Something for the mister?"
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"Sadly, there is no mister at the moment."
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"Beautiful woman like yourself?"
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"My husband..."
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"...accidentally suffocated."
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"You need a fella."
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"I do. I do need a fella."
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"And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bone."
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"Now here's an icebreaker for ya."
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"Oh, Miss Maybelle, you do throw a lovely party."
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"But what are you celebratin'?"
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"Well, it's kind of an ending."
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"But it deserved to go out with a bang."
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"What ended?"
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"Negro Day."
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"What?"
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"All right. Time y'all knew."
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"velma von Tussle just told me we have had our last show."
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"No."
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"Yeah, it seems our little show was a nice little placeholder..."
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"- but it was time to get some ratings. - Aww!"
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"I didn't wanna tell y'all up front."
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"I just wanted to have a little fun tonight."
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"But I practiced so hard."
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"Now I'll never get a chance to be on the show."
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"Oh, you will be seen, baby."
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"I promise."
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"You can't have your own show?"
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"Fine, you'll come dance with us."
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"Hmm. Honey."
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"You been dozin' off durin' history?"
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"Yes, always."
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"Trace, black and whites ain't never danced on Tv together."
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"Well, if we can't dance..."
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"maybe we should just march."
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"Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's."
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"Better time slot, too."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Like on the 11:00 news."
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"Ahh!"
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"What y'all say?"
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"Should we give this fine woman..."
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"all the ratings she deserves?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Well, it is a school night..."
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"and I think we oughta call it a night."
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"Tell you what. We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00..."
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"and we will march on WYZT."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Yeah!"
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