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Clips from Hairspray

"Tracy, you can't protest, hon."
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"I mean, these are lovely people..."
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"but if you protest, you'll be on lists."
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"You'll be on files."
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"J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'..."
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"your cold, dead body in the grave."
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"Oh, Mother."
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"Link, we're going with them, right?"
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"Walk with me."
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"You want your Belgian chocolate animal droppings."
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"Dot dot. This store's for you."
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"- Oh! What a treasure trove. - Huh?"
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"Come here, baby."
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"Don't be sad."
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"We gonna make it happen, OK?"
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"Can I go?"
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"Now, come on, now."
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"I can't be worried about you out there."
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"Trace..."
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"I been smilin' and dancin' on this show for 3 years."
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"Mrs. von Tussle just promised..."
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"I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant."
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"She's-she invited agents."
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"That's my shot, Trace."
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"I can't jeopardize that."
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"But it's what's right."
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"I'm sorry, Trace."
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"I just think this adventure's..."
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"a little..."
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"too big for me."
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"Oh, God. No, no, no. That's not what I-"
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"I get it, Link. It's your shot."
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"No, Trace, that's not what I-"
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"It's fine."
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"Oh, hon."
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"I should go."
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"Give him time."
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"He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you."
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"You have to say that, you're my mother."
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"Well, I know a little somethin' about men."
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"And, my personal favorite, x- ray specs."
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"You can see through anything."
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"Skin, clothes, you name it."
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"Now, take your father."
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"And he's always downstairs in that shop workin' late."
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"Do I take it personal? No."
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"Men always put their career first."
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"Remember that."
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"OK."
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"I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed."
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"All right, hon."
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"Night."
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"- I love you. - I love you, too."
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"I think I'm gonna go to bed, too."
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"Oh, I'm so tired."
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"You don't need those..."
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"to see what's under these clothes."
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"There's a product that really works..."
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"'cause these are phony as a three dollar bill."
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"Incredible!"
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"I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf..."
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"and you would remain completely obtuse."
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"Obtuse."
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"Yes, obtuse."
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"I flunked geometry."
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"Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!"
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"Yeah."
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"Wait! How 'bout this?"
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"OK."
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"# Those lips, those eyes #"
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"# That food #"
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"# Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #"
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"# To get ya in the mood #"
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"# Wilbur, can't ya feel the burnin' flame of hot desire #"
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"# You're gonna need more than some seltzer #"
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"# To put out this fire #"
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"# I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- #"
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"# "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' #"
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"# You can't purchase at a ten-cent store #"
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"# Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #"
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"# Come on and take me to the ball #"
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"# I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #"
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"# Get your hands on somethin' small #"
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"# Because I'm a-big- #"
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"# -blonde- #"
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"# -and beautiful #"
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"# It's time to face the facts #"
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"# It's irrefutable #"
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"# Why waste one more minute #"
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"# Now I feel brand spankin' new #"
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"# Hey, Wilbur, take a look #"
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"# It's all for #"
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"You!"
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"You?!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Edna."
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"Your wife! You said she was out! Oh! Wait a minute!"
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"Hi, hon."
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"Ma, you don't really believe that he would do that."
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"You are never setting foot on that show again."
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"You hear me?"
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"I heard you the first 400 times, Ma."
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"- Hey. - Huh."
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"Oh."
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"Daddy."
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"It wasn't me."
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"I had to improvise a bed out of something."
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"Whoopee cushions?"
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"That will play heck with my sciatica."
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"Oop. That one was me."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Daddy, are you OK?"
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"Ohh."
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"Tracy, you know..."
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"these peepers have never looked at another woman."
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"This heart only beats for size 60."
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"Daddy, you know what velma wanted."
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"She wanted me off the show."
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"And I knew that, but how could she go that far?"
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"Come here. Come here, little girl."
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