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Clips from Bartok the Magnificent

"I didn't mean what I said. Look, nobody hates you, OK?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"I just... I..."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Oh... Oh, I wish I could give you what you need."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"You just did."
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"Huh?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"The most important ingredient, from your heart."
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"And now he is worthy and so he shall see."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Come!"
Bartok the Magnificent
"Come! Hurry up, you little rat bird! I don't have all day."
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"The tower!"
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"Uh... You never took him, did ya?"
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"I never said I did."
Bartok the Magnificent
"- You never took any children! - People will believe what they will."
Bartok the Magnificent
"I'm happy to live alone in the woods and not be bothered."
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"There!"
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"Take this. You may need it."
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"- What is it? - A magic potion."
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"This will allow you to be your innermost self."
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"When you drink it,"
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"whatever you are in your heart of hearts,"
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"you will become on the outside, tenfold."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Wait a minute. You mean the whole time I was doin' all that stuff for me?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"Mmm-hm."
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"Now leave me and save the prince!"
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"Um, could I..."
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"Um..."
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"How about a..."
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"- a hug? - A hug?"
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"C'mon, bring it in."
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"A hug!"
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"Don't push your luck, Bartok."
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"All right, all right, all right! I'm outta here. Colour me gone."
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"And now, all we have to do is tell 'em the prince is in the tower and, boom,"
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"we're on to St Petersburg."
Bartok the Magnificent
"- What are you doing? - Finding an appropriate character."
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"Zozi, I hate to break it to you, but you can't go. They think you're dead."
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"That is exactly why a rich and multilayered character is crucial."
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"The right wardrobe, a dab of well-placed greasepaint, and none will be the wiser."
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"Um, Zozi, just let me go tell 'em where the prince is."
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"What if something goes wrong? We still don't know who took the prince."
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"Yeah, but... What is this?"
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"Cabbage."
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"Cabbage? That's your character? Cabbage?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"You're gonna blend right in with the crowd. A big, six-foot tall cabbage guy."
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"Yes, but what could be more apropos..."
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"than Simka, the Russian peasant woman?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"I'm going, OK?"
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"You wait here."
Bartok the Magnificent
"- But... - But nothing, OK? I'll be right back."
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"Ouch."
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"Ah, brave bat!"
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"You have returned from your difficultjourney."
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"Healthy, alive!"
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"Apparently no worse for the wear."
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"Our congratulations!"
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"But where is the prince?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"The prince never left the city."
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"Never left...? I don't understand."
Bartok the Magnificent
"OK, it's a little complicated, and fairly"
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"long-winded so everybody listen up, huh?"
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"I left here, a fanfare, down into the forest."
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"Lots of trees there, some gargoyles, big, big skull."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Solved a riddle, met Baba Yaga. Not a looker, folks."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Did three tasks. Not important what they are,"
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"but, at this point, I'm confident"
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"of my physical, emotional, and intellectual prowess."
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"But the prince?"
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"Yeah, hold on. I'm getting there."
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"Me and the witch have a disagreement, some fisticuffs ensue."
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"I come out on top and she slips me this here potion. See?"
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"A potion? For what?"
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"Well, to be all that I can be, basically."
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"Since I did all the tasks, I'm worthy of saving the prince."
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"It makes you tenfold on the outside what you are on the inside."
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"That's my understanding anyway."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Eh, eh, eh. Look, but don't touch, fella."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Sounds impressive, I know. Let me break it down."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Essentially, if I ever need to be more powerful than I already am,"
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"I just give this here sucker the old heave-ho."
Bartok the Magnificent
"Yes, but where is the prince?"
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"Prince Ivan"
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"is in the tower."
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"What?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"The tower, the tower. Tall building. Just outside. You can't miss it."
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"Oh, my goodness! Well, we"
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"must go to the tower at once."
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"Come!"
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"I warn you, if the prince is not where you say he is,"
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"and this has all been part of some elaborate performance,"
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"I assure you, Bartok the Magnificent,"
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"the city of Moscow will have your head."
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"Ta-da!"
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"What'd I tell ya?"
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"- Hi, Ivan! - Bartok?"
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"My prince!"
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"I got worried for a sec"
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"while we were climbin' the stairs there, I don't mind tellin' ya."
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"You, with the talk about takin' my head and everything."
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"I still might."
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"Hey! hey!"
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"You imbecile! What is that?"
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"That... That's a prince?"
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"Very good. Why didn't you do what I said?"
Bartok the Magnificent
"I did! I dressed up like the witch, left that tooth, and took the prince."
Bartok the Magnificent
"And what about him? You told me you wanted him out of the way."
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"Well, what's he doing here?"
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"Well, I put him in that cage in the tippytop of the tower."
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"How much more out of the way could he be?"
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"Dead, you imbecile! Dead is what he could be!"
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"Dead? But he's the prince."
Bartok the Magnificent
"- May I interject something here? - No, you may not."
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"OK."
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"I never thought I'd have to see you again."
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"Stupid little bat."
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"It was all so perfect."
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"Eliminate the prince, frame Baba Yaga, send a hapless entertainer to save him."
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"And yet, here you are."
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"The conquering hero, returning from battle with all the answers."
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