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"# In the Russian woods, there's an evil witch"
Bartok the Magnificent
"# People only whisper # out her name in fright"
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"- # Teeth of sharpened iron - # Hands that catch the wind"
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"# Steals the children sleeping in their beds at night"
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"# She flies in a mortar and pestle through darkened Russian skies"
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"# If you see her, running would be wise"
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"# Baba Yaga"
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"- # Baba Yaga - # Baba Yaga"
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"# The witch of the Iron Forest, her evil is next to none"
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"# Baba Yaga"
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"- # Baba Yaga - # Baba Yaga"
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"# The wolves are afraid to chase her, the wind is afraid to race her"
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"# All Russia's afraid to face her, except for one!"
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"NOW APPEARING BARTOK THE MAGNIFICENT"
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"Women and children, in front. Gentlemen behind, please."
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"Don't push. There's plenty of room for everybody."
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"Now don't try this at home."
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"Er, part of the show, totally planned."
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"Stay with me now, folks, cos here comes the good stuff."
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"# Once in Mongolia, I noticed a fire"
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"# Whole city burning and the flames getting higher"
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"# They're yelling "Save us or we're all gonna bake!""
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"# I ate the flames and then I drank the whole lake"
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"# They called me Bartok the Magnificent"
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"# The specifically, terrifically magnificent"
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"# A mammal so inflammable he saved the day"
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"# I tell you, B-A-R-T-OK"
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"Folks, that's 10,000 pounds of pressure."
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"Go over there at once and put a stop to that inane little bat."
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"Ludmilla, leave him alone. I like him, he's funny."
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"- Your Highness, can you... - Yes?"
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"As you wish."
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"Leave him be."
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"Folks, this here's a dragon. An exact replica. 150, 200 tons easy."
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"A fire spitter. Kill ya with a flick of the tail."
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"Careful there, sir. Better safe than sorry."
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"# One time in Hungary this dragon appears"
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"# He's very hung-a-ry, no dinner in years"
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"# And then he grabs me and I'm practically through"
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"I summon all my strength, and using the dragon's body weight against him,"
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"I throw him off me. And I gave him a one to the solar plexus."
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"And a two to the kidneys!"
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"# He was deflated cos I knew my kung fu"
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"# That's why I'm Bartok the Magnificent"
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"# With a ha and a hiya that are significant"
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"# That dragon hasn't eaten since that fateful day"
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"# Thanks to B-A-R-T-OK"
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"# Bartok the Magnificent"
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"# Undeniably, reliably magnificent"
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"# And heaven help a harpy who gets in my way"
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"# I guess I'm just a natural or so they say"
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"# This bat'll go to battle for you come what may"
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"I tell ya..."
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"# B - A - R - T - OK!"
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"OK. Great crowd! Good people! Oh, please, you're too kind!"
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"- Show's over. - Thank goodness."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. OK."
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"Not so fast there, big fella!"
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"Oh, really? Well, why don't you try this on for size?"
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"Abraca-watch it!"
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"Now watch very closely. There's a half hitch."
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"And here's a sailor's breastplate."
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"And this one's called ropin' the bear."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Hi-ya! Hoo-wah!"
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"Hey, thanks a lot, folks. Really, thank you. That's too kind."
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"Oh!"
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"Wow."
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"Bravo! Bravo!"
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"Prince Ivan!"
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"Prince Ivan! That is a ring for a Romanov. No commoner may ever wear that!"
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"- Why? - Because..."
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"Because that is how it has always been."
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"Well, perhaps it's a time for a change."
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"Very well, Your Highness. Let us go!"
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"Thank you for helping my people."
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"Please, don't be silly. It was the least I could do."
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"Bye!"
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"Wow, would ya look at the shine on that?"
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"You can't go around giving royal jewels to commoners."
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"Especially street performers. You only encourage them."
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"Well, I wanted to encourage him. Ludmilla, don't be that way."
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"The people liked the bat. Did you see how he made them smile?"
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"It was nice to see them happy."
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"- Nonsense. - I thought he was funny."
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"- Vol, what do you think? - I thought so."
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"When the feathers cleared, and the bat's standing there holding a chicken."
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"- That's good stuff. - See?"
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"Or... when he punched the..."
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"Silence!"
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"Yes, Your Highness, I know."
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"But one day, you'll be tsar. You must show respect for your crown."
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"If you don't, how can you expect the peasants to?"
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"Your Highness, are you listening to me? I'm tired of listening to you."
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"If I am the future tsar, then I will do as I choose."
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"And it is you who must respect the crown."
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"My apologies."
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"One for me and one for me."
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"One, two, three for me."
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"One, two, three for me."
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"And one, two, three, four for me."
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"Why do you do that? I hate when you do that."
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"Ah, that never fails to amuse me."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"You're not going to let the fact that I got the better of you"
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"ruin quite possibly, one of our finer performances to date. Hmm?"
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"You were inspiring today:"
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"focused, fully in the moment,"
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"exceeding well beyond what your talent would indicate."
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"- Thanks a lot. - And I..."
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"Well, suffice it to say, the performance of my death today"
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"would have shamed Prometheus. Bound to a cliff..."
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"OK, OK, OK, Zozi, with the cliff and the thing. Sheesh!"
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"I wish you could hear yourself. It's quite irritating."
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"Critics."
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"And what, pray tell, are you doing now? Divvying up the spoils. What do ya mean?"
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"This again? Why notjust pool our assets? We're always together."
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"No, no, no. Fair is fair. You're not planning to keep that, are you?"
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"What are you talking about? He gave it to me."
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"Yes, but he's a child."
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