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Clips from The Santa Clause 2

"I'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host."
The Santa Clause 2
"- Hear, hear. - What a lovely place."
The Santa Clause 2
"Without further ado, let us convene the year-end conference."
The Santa Clause 2
"(BANGS GAVEL)"
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"- Tooth Fairy. - Thank you, Mother Nature."
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"Fellow council members,"
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"I'd like to again propose a new name for myself."
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"- Oh, please! - Good heavens!"
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"In the past, you have rejected Tooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth."
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"- Because they stunk. - Today, I'd like to submit"
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"- Captain Floss. - Nice!"
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"- Plaque Man. - (SNORTS)"
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"- And Roy. - (LAUGHS) Roy! No."
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"No kid's gonna put a tooth under a pillow for a man named Roy."
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"This from someone in a diaper who shoots people's butts!"
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"Wait a minute. I got it. I got it. I got it."
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"Now, how about this? The Molarnator."
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"The Molarnator! I like it."
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"Thank you, Santa. Can we vote now on the Molarnator?"
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"All in favor of a name change for Tooth Fairy?"
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"All right. And all opposed?"
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"Easter Bunny?"
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"- Sandman? - (SNORING) What..."
The Santa Clause 2
"What happened? Was I asleep again?"
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"Name change for the Tooth Fairy. Yes or no?"
The Santa Clause 2
"No. I'm sorry."
The Santa Clause 2
"All right. Next item on the agenda. Santa? Status report."
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"Okay. First, welcome to the North Pole. Great to have you here."
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"This is our big time of year, so things are busy as usual."
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"There's a little speed bump in the road this year."
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"- You all know Charlie. - Oh! I love Charlie!"
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"- Great kid. - Good boy."
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"- Sweet kid. - Good teeth."
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"Well, Charlie got himself on the naughty list."
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"- What? - Oh, my!"
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"I'm struggling with the timing, 'cause it's..."
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"I gotta be up here and I've also got to take care of Charlie..."
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"That's every parent's dilemma,"
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"how to balance work and children."
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"Most people lose sleep over that."
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"Tell me about it! I have 33,000 offspring. All in private school."
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"Well, to top it off,"
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"I have to get married by Christmas Eve."
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"- What? - Otherwise I stop being Santa."
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"- What? - No!"
The Santa Clause 2
"The de-Santification process has already begun."
The Santa Clause 2
"Wait a minute."
The Santa Clause 2
"You do look thinner, and..."
The Santa Clause 2
"- Your beard is shorter! Right? - ALL: You're right!"
The Santa Clause 2
"Apparently, it's called the Mrs. Clause."
The Santa Clause 2
"Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Niño."
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"No, I'm not messing with anybody. What I'm saying is,"
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"I have to find a wife in..."
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"27 days, 20 hours and 17 minutes."
The Santa Clause 2
"Wow."
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"It's what I do."
The Santa Clause 2
"(CHUCKLES)"
The Santa Clause 2
"Wait a minute. Cupid! Cupid, come over here."
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"- What do you need? - Shoot me with a dart."
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"- Then I'll fall in love. - First of all, they're arrows."
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"Second of all, no can do."
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"- Why not? - Arrows have no effect on us."
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"If they did, I would have shot myself, met a nice girl,"
The Santa Clause 2
"left the business years ago."
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"- Enough with the questions. - You can't stop being Santa."
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"I don't want to."
The Santa Clause 2
"Kids are 86% happier since you've taken the job."
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"- He's right. - SANTA: This is all I want to do."
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"But what am I gonna do?"
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"Well, you..."
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"You can't be two places at once."
The Santa Clause 2
"Maybe you can be."
The Santa Clause 2
"Okay, everyone, can I get the room for a minute? Thank you."
The Santa Clause 2
"Can I just... One minute. Take a cocoa break."
The Santa Clause 2
"Have a nice long break. Relax, everyone."
The Santa Clause 2
"I want to show Santa some improvements on the pantograph."
The Santa Clause 2
"Thanks. Walk with me."
The Santa Clause 2
"I've tripled the RAM and reconfigured the circuitry."
The Santa Clause 2
"I see you've externalized the power source"
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"to make better use of the electromagnetic energy."
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"No, it's just there 'cause it looks really cool."
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"Yeah, it does. (CHUCKLES)"
The Santa Clause 2
"Wait a minute. You tripled the RAM."
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"I see where this is going. I am not getting in that machine."
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"Besides, creating a copy of Santa won't solve our problems."
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"- The elves'll know. - But this would be a special toy!"
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"- How's that, Curtis? - I added a fuzzy logic circuit."
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"The duplicate will look and think just like you."
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"When you're with your family, dealing with Charlie, looking for a wife..."
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"The toy will be up here melting in front of my fireplace."
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"No, the toy Santa will be dealing with business up here."
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"I can deal with business up here."
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"Santa, if the elves find out we've made a switch... (GASPS)"
The Santa Clause 2
"No! No! This machine is not the answer."
The Santa Clause 2
"(CLATTERING)"
The Santa Clause 2
"(MOUSE SQUEAKING)"
The Santa Clause 2
"Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! Shoo!"
The Santa Clause 2
"(DEVICE POWERS UP)"
The Santa Clause 2
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"(ENGINE POWERS DOWN)"
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"(SQUEAKING)"
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"Look, you can't get much better than that."
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"And I promise, it won't hurt a bit."
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"- I'm goin' in. - Oh, I can't watch this!"
The Santa Clause 2
"(WHIRRING)"
The Santa Clause 2
"(DEVICE POWERS UP)"
The Santa Clause 2
"(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)"
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"SANTA: Ow! Ow!"
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"It's perfect!"
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"That's because it's me, Einstein."
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"- Santa, are you all right? - Yeah, I got a shock in there."
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"Is there supposed to be a shock?"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"ALL: It's naked!"
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"Throw something over it."
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"- It's incredible! - Yes, it is."
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"(SANTA CHUCKLES)"
The Santa Clause 2
"Can he talk?"
The Santa Clause 2
"Hello?"
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"(GABBLES)"
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