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Clips from The Santa Clause 2

Movies 2002 104 min ★ 5.8/10 (70,486 ratings) 1,605 clips
Fantasy Family Comedy

Credits

Hello?
"Hello?"
The Santa Clause 2
Ho, ho, ho!
"Ho, ho, ho!"
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- Not bad. - Not bad yourself.
"- Not bad. - Not bad yourself."
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(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
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I can't put my finger on it,
"I can't put my finger on it,"
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but there's something about you that I like.
"but there's something about you that I like."
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There's something about you that I like!
"There's something about you that I like!"
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Hah.
"Hah."
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Watch him. I'll be right back.
"Watch him. I'll be right back."
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He's coming right back.
"He's coming right back."
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(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
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Ha-ha-ha!
"Ha-ha-ha!"
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- Bernard, I need your help. - What do you mean?
"- Bernard, I need your help. - What do you mean?"
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What I mean is I gotta go see Charlie, and I want you to convince the elves
"What I mean is I gotta go see Charlie, and I want you to convince the elves"
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that toy Santa is me.
"that toy Santa is me."
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- Hmm. Have you seen that thing? - I've seen it.
"- Hmm. Have you seen that thing? - I've seen it."
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Keep the elves at a distance and say
"Keep the elves at a distance and say"
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that I've changed my look, it'll work.
"that I've changed my look, it'll work."
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Oh, Santa, we're in way over our heads here.
"Oh, Santa, we're in way over our heads here."
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If anybody can do this, it's you, number one.
"If anybody can do this, it's you, number one."
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I'm not gonna lie to all the elves.
"I'm not gonna lie to all the elves."
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I myself think he looks absolutely terrific!
"I myself think he looks absolutely terrific!"
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Better and fresher somehow than he has in years.
"Better and fresher somehow than he has in years."
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There's now a more supple veneer to his skin
"There's now a more supple veneer to his skin"
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and an added luster to the thickness of his hair.
"and an added luster to the thickness of his hair."
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You could almost say there's a...
"You could almost say there's a..."
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A toy-like quality to him.
"A toy-like quality to him."
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Most importantly, he's very happy with his new look,
"Most importantly, he's very happy with his new look,"
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and I would caution you all not to point or stare
"and I would caution you all not to point or stare"
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or use the word "plastic."
"or use the word "plastic.""
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Okay? Okay.
"Okay? Okay."
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Thank you. That's all. Back to work, please.
"Thank you. That's all. Back to work, please."
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(EXHALES)
"(EXHALES)"
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(IRRITABLE GRUMBLING)
"(IRRITABLE GRUMBLING)"
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Comet, because I don't want to take Prancer.
"Comet, because I don't want to take Prancer."
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I want to take a trip with you. When's the last time we had a cruise?
"I want to take a trip with you. When's the last time we had a cruise?"
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- I love you, buddy. - (WHINES)
"- I love you, buddy. - (WHINES)"
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Besides, Prancer had too many apples. We know what that means.
"Besides, Prancer had too many apples. We know what that means."
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Before you go, take a look at your watch.
"Before you go, take a look at your watch."
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Hey! Can't go anywhere without that.
"Hey! Can't go anywhere without that."
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- I've done some work on it. - It's beautiful. It really is.
"- I've done some work on it. - It's beautiful. It really is."
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- You like it? - The workmanship's fabulous.
"- You like it? - The workmanship's fabulous."
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It has a power reserve that measures how much magic you have left.
"It has a power reserve that measures how much magic you have left."
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- It's at 10. - That should be enough.
"- It's at 10. - That should be enough."
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But if you use up any magic for any reason, the level drops.
"But if you use up any magic for any reason, the level drops."
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Santa, if it gets to zero,
"Santa, if it gets to zero,"
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you won't be able to return to the Pole.
"you won't be able to return to the Pole."
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Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh."
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Then let's not let it get to zero!
"Then let's not let it get to zero!"
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- Now, look at me. - Mmm-hmm.
"- Now, look at me. - Mmm-hmm."
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What's the most important thing?
"What's the most important thing?"
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For you not to touch Santa?
"For you not to touch Santa?"
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For you to come back! (LAUGHING)
"For you to come back! (LAUGHING)"
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(COMET GRUMBLES)
"(COMET GRUMBLES)"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Comet, please just chill out a little bit, okay?
"Comet, please just chill out a little bit, okay?"
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Come on! It's not like we're pullin' the sleigh. Right?
"Come on! It's not like we're pullin' the sleigh. Right?"
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There's no packages. It's one stop.
"There's no packages. It's one stop."
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And I think I might have forgot we're gonna go see Charlie.
"And I think I might have forgot we're gonna go see Charlie."
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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Scott! Hey! You trimmed your beard.
"Scott! Hey! You trimmed your beard."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Come here, big guy.
"Come here, big guy."
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(CHUCKLING)
"(CHUCKLING)"
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Whoa. Lost some weight there, huh? Slim-Fast?
"Whoa. Lost some weight there, huh? Slim-Fast?"
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You don't know how fast.
"You don't know how fast."
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- We should get going. - Oh, okay.
"- We should get going. - Oh, okay."
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How do you always know when there's a problem?
"How do you always know when there's a problem?"
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I see you when you're sleepin'. I know when you're awake.
"I see you when you're sleepin'. I know when you're awake."
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Which is a pretty frightening concept when you think about it.
"Which is a pretty frightening concept when you think about it."
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We're really worried about Charlie.
"We're really worried about Charlie."
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He keeps upping the ante. This time he defaced school property.
"He keeps upping the ante. This time he defaced school property."
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- It's classic acting out. - I'm blaming myself for this.
"- It's classic acting out. - I'm blaming myself for this."
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- We're both his parents. - Where is he?
"- We're both his parents. - Where is he?"
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He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office.
"He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office."
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Something about her makes me want to deface public property.
"Something about her makes me want to deface public property."
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Hello, Mr. Calvin. Laura, Neil.
"Hello, Mr. Calvin. Laura, Neil."
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- BOTH: Miss Newman. - Principal Newman.
"- BOTH: Miss Newman. - Principal Newman."
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Haven't seen you since the last time Charlie was in trouble.
"Haven't seen you since the last time Charlie was in trouble."
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I've been traveling for work.
"I've been traveling for work."
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Oh. If you spent more time with your son, there'd be fewer problems.
"Oh. If you spent more time with your son, there'd be fewer problems."
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Then I wouldn't spend so much time with you,
"Then I wouldn't spend so much time with you,"
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- which is always such a pleasure. - Oh.
"- which is always such a pleasure. - Oh."
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A battle of wits. It's a shame you come unarmed. Excuse me.
"A battle of wits. It's a shame you come unarmed. Excuse me."
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Ouch.
"Ouch."
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Good morning, Principal Newman.
"Good morning, Principal Newman."
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Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?
"Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?"
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It's dark. And it's cold.
"It's dark. And it's cold."
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It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up
"It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up"
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and you will spend your life stabbing trash.
"and you will spend your life stabbing trash."
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- Do I make myself clear? - Yes.
"- Do I make myself clear? - Yes."
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- So what are you gonna do? - I'm going to geometry.
"- So what are you gonna do? - I'm going to geometry."
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Have a nice trip.
"Have a nice trip."
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(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
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It's an affront to authority and blatant disrespect for property.
"It's an affront to authority and blatant disrespect for property."
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If this continues, I'll have no other recourse than to suspend...
"If this continues, I'll have no other recourse than to suspend..."
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Excuse me. Is there a rest stop between here and the end of the lecture?
"Excuse me. Is there a rest stop between here and the end of the lecture?"
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I'm more interested in why this happened in the first place.
"I'm more interested in why this happened in the first place."
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So am I. Charlie, we're all worried about you.
"So am I. Charlie, we're all worried about you."
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It feels like you're trying to get someone's attention.
"It feels like you're trying to get someone's attention."
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What's bothering you?
"What's bothering you?"
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- Dr. Miller? - Neil.
"- Dr. Miller? - Neil."
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- Neil, any theories? - Well, frankly, I have several.
"- Neil, any theories? - Well, frankly, I have several."
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Here we go. Let's just order a pizza.
"Here we go. Let's just order a pizza."
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- Scott, you're not helping. - Ugh!
"- Scott, you're not helping. - Ugh!"
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I was listening to a tape series on child development last night.
"I was listening to a tape series on child development last night."
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You know what the problem is? Excuse me, Neil.
"You know what the problem is? Excuse me, Neil."
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It's four weeks until Christmas.
"It's four weeks until Christmas."
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- That's a holiday in December. - Oh.
"- That's a holiday in December. - Oh."
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Have you noticed the hallways? Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,
"Have you noticed the hallways? Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,"
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not an expression of the joy kids are supposed to be feeling.
"not an expression of the joy kids are supposed to be feeling."
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- What kind of school is this? - A public school.
"- What kind of school is this? - A public school."
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A top-rated public school. That takes effort. And money.
"A top-rated public school. That takes effort. And money."
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Spending any of that money on holiday decorations
"Spending any of that money on holiday decorations"
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would take away from the things that truly matter.
"would take away from the things that truly matter."
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Forgive me, but I think holiday cheer really matters.
"Forgive me, but I think holiday cheer really matters."
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What are we going to do? We are worried...
"What are we going to do? We are worried..."
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Let me handle this. You know what you did is wrong. Right?
"Let me handle this. You know what you did is wrong. Right?"
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- I guess so. - There's no guessing.
"- I guess so. - There's no guessing."
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Guessing is gone. It was wrong what you did.
"Guessing is gone. It was wrong what you did."
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