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Clips from Silicon Valley - Runaway Devaluation (S02E02)

"We decided to go with you."
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"Uh, we were told that you were going with raviga."
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"And i am happy to say that is no longer the case."
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"We're really excited to be in business with you guys."
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"Can i ask-- did you walk away from them,"
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"Or did they walk away from you because of the lawsuit?"
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"Ah, that lawsuit we know to be frivolous."
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"Yeah."
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"Is that a yes folder?"
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"No."
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"So no pastries today, huh?"
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"So both raviga and coleman blair partners passed"
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"Because of the lawsuit? Frivolous suit. It's nothing."
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"well, it's not nothing."
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"Look, before we start negging each other..."
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"Negging? It's a term used in sexual manipulation."
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"Maybe not relevant here."
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"We're really excited to be in business with you guys."
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"Hmm."
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"We actually see this lawsuit as a positive."
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"We will win, and it proves"
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"That we have something worth suing over."
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"And yet raviga, coleman blair partners,"
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"And wood opal fund have all passed."
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"We're really excited to be in business with you guys."
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"Hmm."
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"You know term sheets aren't legally binding documents, right?"
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"Of course not. They're just guidelines"
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"That people follow,"
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"Unless, of course, they're pussies."
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"You came in here three days ago."
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"You were arrogant, condescending, and offensive."
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"Now you come in here, you call me a pussy--"
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"Whoa, whoa, i did not call you a pussy."
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"I said that people who break term-sheet agreements are pussies,"
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"And that hasn't happened... Yet."
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"Thus i haven't called you a pussy... Yet."
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"You're in control of the situation."
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"Hooli has the unlimited resources to hamstring you"
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"Until nucleus comes out, at which point,"
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"They will be the market standard,"
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"And you will be irrelevant."
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"We're here to invest in innovation,"
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"Not lawyers,"
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"So let me be perfectly honest with you."
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"Your behavior"
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"Was boorish and juvenile..."
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"You were rude, vulgar and uncouth."
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"You were course, graceless and puerile."
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"...Obscene, insulting and ignorant."
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"Ignorant?"
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"You called me a shit-riddled anal wasteland."
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"You called me a chode gargling fuck-toilet."
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"We're really excited to be in business with you guys."
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"Uh, guys, i hate to panic you"
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"Until i'm absolutely sure it's warranted,"
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"But richard just texted me. We got our seventh pass."
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"Fuck. Fuckin' gavin belson."
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"All the vcs turned on us."
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"Apparently, erlich used some pretty assertive vaginal metaphors last round,"
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"So it's been a bit of an uphill climb."
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"I think we're going to have to crunch our burn-rate again."
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"Even with the $50,000 from techcrunch, we're not going to last very long."
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"Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no."
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"Richard said we were going to split that money, right?"
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"$10,000 each? I don't think we can afford to do that anymore."
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"Fuck!"
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"I just donated $5,000 to my cousin wajeed's kickstarter campaign."
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"He's trying to get an app called... Bro off the ground."
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"Bro? It's a messaging app that lets you send the word bro"
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"To everyone else who has the app."
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"So it's exactly like the yo app."
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"Yes, but less original."
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"Why don't you just cancel your credit card?"
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"That way kickstarter can't collect your pledge."
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"Well, i would love to, but he looks up to me."
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"I was always like the cool cousin of the family. You know what i mean?"
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"Wait. Did you just say you were the cool cousin?"
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"Yeah."
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"Please explain."
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"Well, when we were kids, i was the one getting good grades,"
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"I was the one who was planning for my future."
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"I would bring gifts for my teachers, 'cause they worked so hard."
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"You know, cool stuff. He was always getting in trouble,"
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"He got caught smoking opium in the tool shed,"
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"He crashed my uncle's motorbike."
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"And you think you're the cool one?"
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"Yeah, it's different in pakistan."
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"I've never been, but i know it isn't."
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"Oh, here it is-- bro to bro is a one-bit communication messenger,"
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"the fastest way to speak your mind."
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"As long as what's on your mind is the word bro."
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"Well, he's still shy of his goal."
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"If he doesn't get there, none of the pledges get collected."
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"I feel horrible for what i'm about to say,"
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"But i really hope he fails."
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"That is the first cool thing you've ever said."
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"You know what? This may not be an issue."
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"Richard and erlich are heading into their last stop."
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"I trust erlich can be diplomatic and pull it off."
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"A few days ago, i came in here, i did some things"
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"And said some things that i should not have."
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"Also we would like to be open about the fact that pied piper"
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"Is involved in a complicated legal matter"
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"That could affect our potential value."
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"And that being said, we are open"
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"To renegotiating the funding terms to reflect that."
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"But most of all, i want to thank you."
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"Thank you"
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"For allowing me to come in here today"
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"And be vulnerable and to apologize."
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"mr. Bachman,"
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"I didn't have you come all the way back here today"
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"Just to apologize to me."
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"Uh, please, it's erlich. And... You didn't?"
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"Of course not. I-- i asked you back"
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"Because three days ago i sat right here,"
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"And i watched you put your testes on this reclaimed"
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"Brazilian koa wood table,"
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"And now you're going to sit there"
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