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Clips from Silicon Valley - Runaway Devaluation (S02E02)

"And you're going to watch me do the same goddamn thing to you."
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"What? What? My turn."
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"No-- but it's your table! Yes, it is my table."
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"Oh, man. Please don't do that. Good god!"
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"I think you should cancel your kickstarter campaign."
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"Whoa, what? Listen, i love your idea."
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"You know i do, right, bro? Yeah. Bro?"
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"Bro? Like, it lets you send the word bro to anyone else that has the app."
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"I know what it is. You've explained it to me so many times."
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"I love it, but you know, i'm not saying--"
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"Other people are, like, saying horrible stuff."
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"I'm supporting you, and they're saying, like,"
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"oh, he couldn't get funding, so he had to go to kickstarter"
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"like some charity case collecting money from strangers,"
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"like a street beggar who sits on the ground,"
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"eats trash. really?"
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"Yeah."
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"Look, just between us,"
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"I was thinking about canceling, anyways,"
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"Because we're way, way under our goal."
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"Really? Really?"
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"Like, embarrassingly low."
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"Hmm. You know what?"
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"That sucks. It does really suck."
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"But i think it's the right thing to do."
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"Well, you're right. 'cause you don't want bad word of mouth"
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"To kill such a great idea."
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"Yeah, like with what happened to your app. Yeah."
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"What do you mean, what happened to my app?"
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"Everybody started talking about how bad it was and you ended up giving up."
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"I didn't give up. I left to go work on pied piper."
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"So you're saying, then, that if pied piper didn't happen,"
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"You would still be working on your app?"
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"Even though all those people just shit, like, all over--"
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"Like all of them."
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"You know what? You're right, you're right. That's what makes you so cool,"
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"That you have the fucking backbone to say that."
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"Fuck those people. Yeah, fuck 'em all."
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"Fuck those people. Fuck them."
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"I'm not going to cancel my kickstarter campaign. Fuck 'em."
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"Wait, hold on one second."
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"Yeah, no, you know what? You're right. Fuck them."
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"I'm not going to cancel it, and i'm going to throw"
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"A huge kickstarter party."
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"I'm gonna invite everyone that i know,"
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"And we're going to put bro over the top."
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"Everybody, this guy is the coolest cousin!"
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"Thank you for the $5,000, eh? whoo!"
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"At least i have the common decency to shave mine."
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"Before you pull them out in public?"
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"So you're complaining about the guy's sense of decorum?"
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"Absolutely. We live in a society."
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"I can't believe we are this fucked."
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"Guys, something interesting just happened."
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"So i downloaded wajeed's bro app out of curiosity"
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"And found it very sticky."
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"I've never felt like i was anyone's bro before."
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"The only people who have used that term with me were assailants,"
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"But, um, i started bro'ing people and getting bro'ed back."
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"This is my nightmare."
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"And all of a sudden, i'm bros with all kinds of people,"
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"Including a guy from branscomb ventures."
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"Branscomb? That's a solid shop."
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"Yes. So we bro'ed about this and that,"
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"And then when he heard i worked at pied piper,"
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"He got excited, he triple-liked my bro, and asked about meeting us."
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"Okay, but does he know about the lawsuit?"
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"Yeah, i told him. I mean, you know what they say,"
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"bros disclose. no one says that."
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"Wait, doesn't branscomb already have its own compression play?"
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"Yeah, but not a good one, apparently."
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"I mean, they want to sit down with all of us, engineers included."
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"That only happens in a second or third meeting."
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"Technical due diligence. That's good."
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"Okay, jared, what-- what did you tell him?"
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"Um, i was waiting a bit to bro him back,"
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"So that i don't seem over-eager."
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"Bro him back! Bro him back."
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"Bro him."
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"We're not dead yet, guys."
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"Well, get some sleep, my bros."
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"I'll set the meeting, and, um,"
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"Then i'll go find some hoes to prioritize behind you."
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"Are you trying to say bros before hoes?"
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"It's sexist, but it's about friendship."
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"Middle-out is based on a completely new probabilistic model."
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"It finds long-range structure that's hidden"
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"Even to domain-optimized algorithms."
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"I'm sorry, is-- is this too in the weeds?"
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"Not at all. Take us into the weeds."
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"Wouldn't you rather hear our go-to-market strategy?"
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"You mentioned something earlier about"
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"Stacking middle-out on top of another compression algorithm."
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"How does that even work?"
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"I mean, you can't compress something that's already compressed to entropy."
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"Right? Wow."
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"Uh, i don't really get too many of those questions in meetings like these."
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"But, uh, it's actually easier if i-- if i show you."
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"May i? Absolutely."
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"Okay, great. Here-- here i go."
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"Stacking middle-out is actually very real."
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"Let's take-- do you have to pee, jared?"
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"Because i have to pee. So, when you unpack..."
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"I would love to pee."
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"...Down to the symbolic level."
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"There. When you stack middle-out..."
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"They're brain-raping us, right? They definitely are."
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"Shit. All right, wait here."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I told you i didn't have to go pee. What is happening?"
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"Those guys are never going to fund us. We need to leave now."
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"What are you talking about? This is going great."
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"I mean, vcs are never interested in how middle-out actually works."
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"Of course they're interested, because they want to steal it."
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"This is a classic brain-rape."
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"What? We did it at hooli all the time."
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"We'd schedule meetings with companies, so they'd explain their technology,"
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"Then we'd use their ideas in our products."
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"Like what happened to yelp. Yes."
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"It's like when somebody says they want to go birding with you,"
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