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Clips from Silicon Valley - Runaway Devaluation (S02E02)

"How can gavin belson claim that he owns pied piper?"
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"I mean, this whole lawsuit is insane, right?"
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"Well, let me ask you something, richie--"
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"And i need you to be totally straight with me--"
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"Was pied piper related in any way"
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"To what you were doing when you were working at hooli?"
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"No. No, not at all. I was doing quality assurance for mobile messaging."
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"It had nothing to do with compression."
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"They didn't even have a compression division at that time."
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"And did you work on pied piper on hooli time"
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"Or use hooli equipment to develop it in any way"
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"At any time, richie? No, and no."
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"Great. And by the way,"
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"Always tell me that... And tell yourself that."
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"Because if you believe it, a jury will, too."
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"Oh, i-- i do believe it. It's the truth."
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"Great. That one was even better than the other one."
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"I love it. Always say it exactly like that."
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"Yeah, okay. Look..."
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"we're going to win this, right?"
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"Richie, if what you just told me is the truth--"
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"And don't tell me if you lied--"
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"Gavin's got nothing here."
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"This is a classic intimidation lawsuit"
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"Designed to freeze you until after nucleus comes to market."
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"It's got all the usual"
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"breach of contract, unjust enrichment,"
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"breach of non-solicitation in the hiring of someone named donald dunn."
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"Jared. We call him jared."
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"Changing his name to get out of it-- clever but irrelevant,"
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"Because all we care about are the intellectual-property claims."
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"And we will win this..."
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"Good. ...But we're going to have to lawyer up."
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"What do you mean? Aren't you our lawyer?"
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"I'm not a litigator. That's what you need."
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"Another lawyer? Really?"
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"Lawyers, richie. You don't want to mess around here."
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"A young start-up with an ip lawsuit hanging over its head?"
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"i wouldn't want to be a part of that team."
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"Well, but you are a part of that team."
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"I'm part of the team that team is on."
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"Yeah. It's-- it just sounds really expensive."
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"Says the guy who just got bukkaked with fat term sheets."
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"Welcome to the business, richie."
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"Look, wherever we're at with your funding, legal fees will be worked into the deal."
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"You've got raviga. You're covered."
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"Relax."
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"we're out? What do you mean, we're out?"
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"Was it not clear from the context?"
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"We at raviga are out of the business of funding pied piper,"
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"At least while the hooli lawsuit remains unresolved."
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"That suit is total nonsense."
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"Nonsense is not a quantifiable metric, monica."
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"Risk is."
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"Funding any early-stage company is a high-risk proposition,"
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"But compound that uncertainty with a legal cloud"
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"Over the company's intellectual property, and it's untenable."
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"And that is just the financial risk. There is also a legal risk."
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"We could become embroiled in gavin belson's lawsuit for aiding and abetting."
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"And there is a political risk... For the firm,"
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"But especially for me as its new leader."
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"I'm being heavily scrutinized from both within and without."
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"I cannot have my first decision post-peter be one with such dubious fundamentals."
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"It's a rudimentary decision."
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"How am i supposed to tell them this?"
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"In my experience, it's best to look a person in the eye"
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"And deliver the information with warmth and compassion."
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"Okay."
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"One other suggestion--"
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"Dress unattractively when you tell them."
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"I read a study. The less sexual interest they feel for you,"
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"The less perturbing it will be. It sounds strange,"
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"But it's credible."
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"May i suggest the-- the beige ensemble"
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"In which you came to work... Tuesday?"
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"Things are just really different at raviga,"
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"And i had nothing to do with the decision."
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"Guys, i'm so, so sorry."
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"Wait, so the company that offered us the most"
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"Until richard talked them into offering us the least"
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"Is now offering us nothing?"
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"But the fact that you're so sorry makes it all better."
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"You guys will be fine. You'll find someone else."
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"We don't want someone else, monica. The whole point of going with you guys"
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"Was because we trust you guys."
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"Trusted. We still have our 5% stake,"
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"And laurie said that i can still sit on the board,"
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"Which means i can still come to meetings--"
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"Can i say something here?"
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"First off, monica, you're not fooling any of us for even a second"
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"With your dress-shitty- to-ease-the-pain routine."
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"It's a classic chick break-up move,"
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"And you're not very good at it either. You look great."
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"Yeah, beige is a good color for you."
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"You're a true autumn."
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"Secondly, who cares?"
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"We have a three-foot stack of term sheets from the top vcs on the face of the planet."
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"So the top one fell out. As jay z says,"
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"On to the next one."
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"Jared, who's our next best offer?"
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"Uh, between the numbers and the reputation,"
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"That would be coleman blair partners."
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"I'm gonna go put my face on."
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"Call coleman blair. Tell them that santa claus is coming early this year,"
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"And he's bringing a big bag of pied piper."
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"Well, i'm going to leave this room"
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"Without saying goodbye to you."
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"I'm sure you can find your way out with one of your two faces."
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"Sorry about that."
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"The guys are just a little emotional."
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"No, i-- i get it."
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"And look, i probably shouldn't say this,"
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"But there are a lot of really great vcs in town."
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"You'll be fine."
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"I just... Just what?"
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"Just tell them that you're really excited to be in business with them"
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"And try to close quickly."
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"You know, while momentum is still on your side."
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"Well, it's gonna break a lot of hearts on sand hill road,"
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"But congratulations."
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