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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The Puppet Theater (S01E01)

"(grunts)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Um, it's 2:00 a.m. What's with all the balloons?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You having some clowns over?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, it's for another dumb school thing"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"in Emme's kindergarten class."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mrs. Rodriguez wants a hundred balloons blown up."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I've already blacked out three times."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, um..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"why don't you just use the balloon pump?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Because I didn't know what that was."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I thought it was a..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"lady thing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Right. 'Cause I keep all my lady things"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"in the kids' cubbies."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What function did you think this would perform exactly?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, I don't think you want me to answer that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. You're probably right."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"when Rodriguez roped me into being room parent,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"she never told me how much work it would be."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They celebrate everything."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, Adam, m-most people like parties. Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But it's never-ending."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I've organized '80s Day,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"'90s Day, and you remember Future Day."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I had to wear a tinfoil suit."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm sorry, honey, but look on the bright side."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now that I'm working, I don't have to do it anymore."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I lost my sense of humor 30 balloons ago."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(balloon sputters)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, honey. I-I know it's a lot, but..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you know, I would be freaking out at work all the time"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"if you weren't doing such a good job"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"as captain of the parenting ship."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm the captain?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes. You're the captain. From 7:45 to 5:15,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and then, when I get home... We're co-captains."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, sure."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"� �"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"ADAM: Okay, Emme."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You did such a good job helping,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm gonna sneak a couple extra cookies in your cubby."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Thanks, Daddy. Aww. (chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, it pays to know the right guy, huh? (both laugh)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hmm. Hi, sweetheart."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You can catch up with the other kids on the playground."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh. Not bad. Look who finally got it together."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's the kind of praise that makes it all worthwhile."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, I'm out of here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, Mr. Burns, one more thing."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teacher Appreciation Day is coming up,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"so there's gonna be a party. (chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Of course there is."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So, we're gonna need food, decorations and games."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"This isn't a school, it's a Chuck E. Cheese."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, but the most important thing"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"is the Teacher Appreciation gift,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"which each room parent organizes. This year,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'd like you to make me puppets."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Kids like puppets."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, they don't."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They haven't liked puppets since..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"anything else was invented."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mr. Burns, why do you have to be so difficult?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No other room parent has ever caused me this much trouble."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well... It just seems like you're crossing a line."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, you're taking advantage of me because"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"my daughter's in your class, and you know..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I like her."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm only being hard on you because I know"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you're capable of better work."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So, dig deep,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and make me puppets."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know what? No."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But they're for Teacher Appreciation Day."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I got to be honest. I don't appreciate you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"When Teacher Resentment Day comes along,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm your man."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Plus, I don't have time to make puppets."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(scoffs) Mr. Burns, being a room parent is a full-time job."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. No, my full-time job is my full-time job."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I have three construction projects going on right now."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay. Why don't you take all this negative energy,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and put it into making puppets."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I got a better idea. I quit."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh... no. You can't quit. As long as Emme's in my class,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you're the room parent. And if you don't like it,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you can transfer her to the other class."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hold on a second."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's an option?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, technically, yes. I could just..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"put her in the other class?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(gasps) They already have a room parent. Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Trust me, you don't want to do that. Oh, I think I do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, you don't. Yes, I do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, you don't. Yes, I do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, you don't. See, this is"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"one of the issues."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, it's not."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, I've had enough."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm transferring Emme out of this class."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Here's the transfer form."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(laughs) Now, we have a reason to party. Hmm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, we don't."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes, we do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So long, suckers. I'm transferring Emme"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"out of Mrs. Rodriguez's class."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So, who's gonna be our room parent?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't do it. I got to go home and sit around."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But you can't just leave me. You're my mentor."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"People our age don't have mentors, Lowell,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"they've already... mented."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Not me. After years of being a stay-at-home dad to two girls,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you're showing me how to be a man again."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Thanks to you, I started watching the sports report."
Man with a Plan (2016)
""Boom," says that one guy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Great job. I'm proud of you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
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