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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The Burns System (S02E02)

"None of your Bluetooth business, fobbo."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Is that part of the system?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Who knows? Nobody tells me anything."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"This is definitely new."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm leaving."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What?Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What about the car?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't need a car."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't know, Dad. I liked that car, too."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Who asked you?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Dad, this is me, Donny."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's the voice you use for Adam."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, I think we should all just settle down."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You want a piece of this?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, sir."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"How can I have a piece of it when I'm all the way over there?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Just tell me what happened."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't have to tell you anything."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What, are you waiting for me to leave"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"so you can tell your number one son?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He's too emotional. I should have left him in the car."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, you know what? I'm leaving."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I wasted my whole Saturday because I wanted"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"to get closer to you. But I'm through trying."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Maybe you two can go to Six Flags together again, huh?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Which I know you took him to, even though you said"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you were going to the doctor."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nobody comes home from a checkup with cotton candy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[exhales]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I told you to ditch the cotton candy,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but you had to be a show-off."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It was my half-birthday."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Just take me home, Donny."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[scoffs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They left?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I think something went wrong with their system."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, they have a system?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Teach it to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I-I shouldn't."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I've already said too much."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We can offer you complimentary flavored Perrier."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, hello."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hi. [chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, we are shopping for a snake."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ah, so you're snakies like me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sure, yeah. Love snakes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"H-H-How they don't have feet and stuff."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles] So, uh, so where are they?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, my serpent friends are chilling along the back wall."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's a, uh, cold-blooded joke."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[laughs] That's terrifying."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Um, do-do... uh, if you don't mind,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"we'd like a moment alone to browse."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, of course."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay. Great."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, all right, all right,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"let's get rid of this thing. Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adios, Brian."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're trying to leave a snake."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"This happens every time a woman comes in here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[gasps] Look, another woman."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Brian?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What? Where is he?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I think we both closed our eyes"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"when you were putting him in your purse."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'll bet he never made it in."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That means there's a snake loose in my house."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ooh. Sounds like my kind of house."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[clears throat]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, a little tip."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Um, you're creepy. Stop it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey. How was car shopping with Grandpa?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, listen, guys."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I just want you to know that I love all of you equally."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If I take one of you to Six Flags,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I take all of you to Six Flags."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We're going to Six Flags?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no, it's too expensive to take all of you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Go read a book."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[scoffs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Where is the remote?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Aah!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[laughing]: Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You better run."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That scream was a war cry."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's been 20 minutes and there's still no sign of Brian."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wait."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Can a snake climb stairs?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's say no."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't find him."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We may need to buy a hawk."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, let's just sit down and look like"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"we're not paying attention and then, you know,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"maybe Brian'll come out"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and, you know, try to murder us."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"How was your big, special day with your dad?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ugh. He brought Don in,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"so I think it was their big, special day."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Aw. I'm sorry, honey."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ah, it's okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm the number two son."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If I'm that guy, I'm that guy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And being number two is not bad."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, like Batman and Robin."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sure, Batman gets all the glory,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but Robin... [chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Who am I kidding? Robin sucks."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam, you've got to tell your dad how you feel."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I can't have a real conversation with that guy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, emotional stuff's your department."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, if it makes you feel any better,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm not great at your stuff, either."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, being married has made me soft."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, you do all the yucky stuff for me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But I thought you liked that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
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