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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The Burns System (S02E02)

"All right, all right."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, Dad, there's this new thing people are doing these days."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's called knocking."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm old, you come to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Listen, I'm on my way to buy a new car."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm gonna use the Burns system."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The Burns car buying system is a legend."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah.Your dad handed it down to you,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and then you handed it down to, well, my brother."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, this time I want you in the showroom with me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wh... You and me?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You always do it with Don."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, not today."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, is Don sick?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Are you coming or not?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let me just go tell Andi we're heading out."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[clears throat]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[car horn blaring]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, I'm hurrying."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam, look what Emme just brought down"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"from her room. I-It's a snake!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"ADAM: What? Emme,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"we don't allow weird pets in the house"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"ever since I accidentally drank Teddy's sea monkeys."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Put him back in there."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But he's cute.No, no, no, honey."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're cute,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"'cause you have cute little ears,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and your cute little hands and your cute little feet."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Snake's got none of that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"ANDI: Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, he's just a legless killing machine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"They go for the eyeballs first, you know."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Honey, you have to get rid of it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't. Dad's outside, he just invited me"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"to do the Burns system with him."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, is Don sick?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no, he wants me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"After years of having to wait in the car and watch them do it,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"today I get to finally go inside the showroom."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm moving up! Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I'm all for you bonding with your dad,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but, you know, this is your job, okay?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You handle the creepy-crawlies."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What? It's just a harmless corn snake."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You can do this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You are a strong, independent woman, okay?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And in the name of women's liberation,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I will not-- no, no, I cannot"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"do something that you can do on your own."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[car horn honks]Gotta go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wait, you mean... Whoa!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're really going to leave me here with a snake?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Equal rights!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Emme, where'd you even get that thing?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I traded it for a Twinkie at school."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Honey, y-you can't keep that gross snake."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He's not gross."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"His name is Brian and I love him."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What if I traded you two Twinkies for that snake?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So long, Brian."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"♪"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, this is the one."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now we just have to make the deal."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't believe I'm here, doing the Burns system."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I've been on the bench so long"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and you finally put me in the game."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I won't let you down, Coach."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Settle down, Sally."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. Mm-hmm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's the salesman."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now, here's what we do: you be the good cop,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'll be the grouchy-old-man- who-hates-everything cop."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Roger that, partner. [chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't need to do that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"She's a beaut, isn't she?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"This one's loaded."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's got radar cruise control and parking assist."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It can park itself."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sounds like it doesn't need me. Let's go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"W-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ea-Ease up, Dad. He's just doing his job."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sorry about that. He's-he's pretty tough."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Tell us more."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, this is our first model"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"with a completely digital dashboard."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's no ignition."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Where does the key go?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's actually no key, just a fob."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're a fob."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He likes to make the names of things into insults."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles]: Yeah. Yesterday, he called me a doorbell."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, I should tell you about the Bluetooth."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You're a Bluetooth."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Reggie. It's actually Reggie."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles]Hey, Dad,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"why don't you, uh, have a seat? Let me talk"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"to this guy for a second, huh?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, listen, uh,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"neither of us wants to spend our whole Saturday dealing with him."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay? So we need to be on the same team."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Thanks. You think we can get him to take a test drive?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"'Cause that's where I shine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Definitely. I mean, you're gonna have to throw in chrome wheels"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"if we buy the car."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can swing that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Good, good. Oh, and, also, you're gonna need to take him"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"to a drive-through and buy us some breakfast."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He needs to see if he can eat and drive at the same time."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't have any cash.Oh, don't worry."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We'll take you to an ATM."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs]Reggie, Reggie,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't want to see you lose this sale."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'll grab the fob."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean the key. We'll call it a key."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I like you, Reggie."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I knew right away you were special."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
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