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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry vs. Michael J. Fox (S08E08)

"and I think you'd better get another fucking gift, okay?"
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"Why does she stick her nose into everything?"
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"What, I gotta get the kid another gift now?"
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"- You got to get him another gift. - What am I gonna get him?"
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"- I have nothing to get him. - What about a slinky?"
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"- A slinky's always-- - A slinky?"
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"- Eh, that's pretty gay. - Well, you're handling a ball."
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"- You're handling balls. - Yeah."
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"- So this is the way-- - That's what a slinky is, really."
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"- It's handling balls. - Yes, that's what-- My point exactly."
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"- So it's gay. - I mean, maybe roller skates?"
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"Nah, that's got the ice skating thing."
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"You don't wanna even touch that."
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"- A musical instrument. - Oh, that's not bad."
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"No sexuality involved unless you get him a harp."
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"You wanna keep away from the flute, I think."
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"- No flute, no harp. - Okay."
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"- It's your turn. - Okay. There you go."
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"You realize that might've been the dumbest move you could have possibly done?"
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"Seriously, I'm not thinking straight."
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"I'm so-- He's keeping me up-- Michael J. Fox-- Every night,"
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"clomping around upstairs."
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"- Still clomping? - Yes. I can't sleep."
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"- Michael? - Yeah."
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"Let me tell you something. That Tracy--"
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"His wife Tracy Pollan-- She's a saint."
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"What a relationship those two have, huh?"
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"I know. You're right."
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"- Such devotion. It's incredible. - Yeah."
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"As a cynic it kind of sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her."
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"He would take a bullet for her."
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"- True love. - Yeah."
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"- How about you, Jeff? - What?"
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"Would you take a bullet for me?"
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"Of course I'd take a bullet for you."
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"What, are you kidding? Without a doubt."
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"- You think he would? - He just said he would."
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"Saying and doing-- Two different things. I doubt it."
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"- You know what people say... - What?"
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"- ...When you guys leave a room? - What do they say?"
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"- Poor bastard. - Oh jeez."
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"You can leave now, Larry. Get the fuck out!"
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"I'm going home."
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"See you, folks."
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"- Hey, John! - Hey, Larry."
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"- How are you doing, man? - Pretty good. How's it going?"
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"Real good. Thanks for the Yankees tickets."
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"- Anytime, man. - I really appreciate it."
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"- Anytime. - See you around."
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"Was that, uh... Parkinson's?"
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"No, that wasn't Parkinson's. That was just bad timing."
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"- Bad timing? - Yeah."
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"Oh okay, so that one wasn't Parkin--"
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"By the way, still a lot of clomping I'm hearing."
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"- What's going-- - You need to take it up with the board."
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"- I am gonna take it up with the board. - That's great."
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"- Let me know how that works out for you. - I will. I can't sleep."
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"Mr. Fox, is there a problem here?"
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"As a matter of fact, there is a bit of a problem."
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"You need me to call the police?"
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"- No, I think you can handle it. - All right."
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"Eddie, get Mr. Fox a cab, please. Thank you."
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"- Thank you, Eddie. Thanks, John. - You got it, Mr. Fox."
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"What's the problem?"
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"I'll tell you what the problem is."
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"He bumped into me on purpose."
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"- Did you see that? - I did see it."
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"- He has Parkinson's disease. - I know he has Parkinson's."
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"He's using it to harass me, okay? I swear to God."
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"He shook up soda and spilled it all over me."
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"- He's clomping around-- - Here's the deal. Here's the deal."
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"You can bump into any tenant you want in this building, all right?"
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"I don't give a shit."
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"But you don't touch Mr. Fox. Do you understand?"
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"You touch him again, me and you got a problem."
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"Oh, you don't touch Michael J. Fox."
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"Oh yeah. Let me tell you something, okay?"
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"I'm very sympathetic to the Parkinson's!"
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"But just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche"
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"to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's!"
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"Honest to God, I can't sleep."
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"He's banging on my ceiling with these special shoes."
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"He's wearing combat boots."
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"And yesterday he shoved me"
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"when I was coming out of the elevator."
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"Shoved me. Michael J. Fox"
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"shoved me, okay?"
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"Mr. David, are you aware of the fact"
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"that Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease?"
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"Of course I'm aware of the Parkinson's."
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"Don't you understand what he's doing?"
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"Nobody understands this."
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"He's using the Parkinson's to do whatever he wants."
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"You think Mr. Parkinson, the first guy who had Parkinson's--"
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"You think he would like what he's seeing here?"
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"Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox is behaving."
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"Mr. David, I'd like to ask you"
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"about the incident in the elevator."
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"That guy told you about that?"
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"Are you serious? He came to the board--"
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"I got in the elevator with Larry David?"
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"Oh, come on. Give me a break."
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"Mr. David, you're not allowed to play with the buttons on the elevator."
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"I didn't play with the buttons. He played with the buttons."
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"Mr. David, I'm afraid it's the decision of this board,"
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"in view of the two offenses, that you are on probation."
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"I think I don't have to explain that a third offense"
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"will mean you will be asked to leave the building."
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"It's not fair."
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"Well, perhaps you could make amends to Mr. Fox."
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"He's holding a fundraiser"
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"tomorrow afternoon in our courtyard"
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"and it would be a good thing if you showed up."
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"And a contribution"
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"to the Parkinson's charity would probably go a long way"
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"towards resolving this."
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"How much are you thinking?"
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"$10,000."
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"Hey, look at that."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey!"
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