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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"They pay their taxes. Just like you and me!"
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"No one. No one was ever forced to go up there."
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"My Frank, when he was alive, used to go up there every Saturday."
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"I took it as a blessin'. Of course, things were different then."
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"Nowadays women enjoy doin' that sort of thing themselves."
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"At least, so I've been told."
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"The Chicken Ranch? I think it's a good idea."
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"See, you take a lot of young boys"
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"and they're gonna be out there lookin' for women."
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"If they can't find 'em, they'll rape 'em."
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"And if they don't do that, they'll run to other women and get diseases!"
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"Those girls went to doctors."
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"Although petitions are being circulated to save the Chicken Ranch,"
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"already this bumper sticker is beginning to appear around the state."
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"And so, as feminists line up behind the bill"
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"for the decriminalization of prostitution"
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"already in the legislature, while traditionalists and fundamentalists"
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"lobby for its defeat, the fate of the Chicken Ranch"
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"rests with the Governor,"
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"who today, again, was unavailable for comment."
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"Jeff Gerald, ABC News, Gilbert, Texas."
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"Thank you, Jeff. If there are further..."
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"Well, I hate admitting I was wrong, Miss Mona."
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"But with television broadcasting this from hell to breakfast,"
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"we should've done what the sheriff said and kept this place closed."
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"It was my fault, Jewel. It was my decision."
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"He ain't gonna be able to stop it this time, is he?"
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"No. He'd like to, but he's out of his league."
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"He don't know how to fight 'em."
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"He's just a good old boy that ain't never gonna grow up."
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"Honey, we see everything in this profession."
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"But one thing I ain't never seen, man nor woman, is a grown-up."
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"Don't be too hard on him. He loves you."
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"Well, he ain't never said it."
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"Some men can't say the words, honey."
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"But that don't mean they don't feel it in their heart."
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"Well, it's just as well anyhow, Jewel."
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"I set my course a long time ago"
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"and I can't go changin' now."
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"Well, I don't know what to do."
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"Seems like folks got nothin' else to talk about but this Chicken Ranch mess."
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"Like a broken record. Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch!"
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"And all of this bad publicity's flat ruinin' business."
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"I haven't sold a car in a week."
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"It's ruinin' the town."
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"No one's blamin' you, Ed Earl. It ain't your fault."
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"But we can't just sit around here waitin' to grow tits!"
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"Now, now, the way I see it, the Chicken Ranch served a purpose once."
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"But now everything's openin' up."
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"Do you know we are in the middle of a worldwide sexual revolution?"
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"Why, Miss Mona's ain't obscene. It's just obsolete."
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"She ain't got a handful of supporters left, Ed Earl."
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"All this publicity's makin' folks think twice"
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"about signin' that petition to keep her open!"
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"Why the hell can't that station in Houston"
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"turn its cameras to the cesspool in their own backyard?"
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"And how about Austin? Why, two blocks from the state capitol,"
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"you can have anything done to you"
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"for money that you can get in Tangier!"
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"Well, there's naked massages, there's tongue baths,"
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"there's somebody ticklin' your ass with a feather."
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"If you know that for a fact, Mr. Newspaper Editor,"
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"it's your duty to expose it!"
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"Well, now, you see here, C.J.!"
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"I don't give a damn"
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"if folks want their ass tickled with a feather!"
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"I kind of like to think that that's what heaven is all about."
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"Boys, I got myself a pretty good bullshit detector."
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"And I can tell when somebody's peein' on my boots"
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"and tellin' me it's a rainstorm."
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"Now, this thing's gotten way out of hand. I don't know how."
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"But I figure there's only one thing left to do."
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"Close it down!"
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"No. I'm goin' to Austin."
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"See the Governor, tell him Miss Mona's side of the situation."
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"He sure as hell ain't gonna hear about it from anybody in this room."
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"You can't go up and see the Governor!"
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"He don't see anybody!"
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"He'll see me."
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"Feel like the country dog in the city."
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"If I stand still, they screw me."
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"If I run, they bite me in the ass."
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"I... I wish"
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"there was somethin' I could do."
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"Thank you."
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"They want me to close her down,"
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"run her out of town."
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"How can I ask her to leave when all I want her to do is stay?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, His Excellency, the Governor of Texas."
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"My friends, I want to thank you"
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"for that sincere and heart-warming ovation."
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"No questions, please."
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"Governor, what do you think of the crisis in the Middle East?"
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"I was sayin' just this morning at the weekly"
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"prayer breakfast in this historic capitol"
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"that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs"
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"to settle their differences in a Christian manner."
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"But... Governor! Governor..."
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"Have you seen the evidence of the disgraceful situation"
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"at the Chicken Ranch?"
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"What the hell did he say?"
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"The same as usual. Not a damn thing."
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"Governor! Yeah."
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"Jerry Rogers of the Houston Post."
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"Hi, Jerry."
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"Governor, do you plan to take action against the Chicken Ranch?"
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"Did you get any of that?"
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"I hear him talking but he don't come in."
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"There he is. Come on, boys."
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"Governor! Governor."
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"Melvin P. Thorpe. Watchdog News."
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"Why has the Chicken Ranch operation been so long ignored?"
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"We seem to be havin' some acoustic problems in here."
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"Aren't you afraid of possible pay-offs and bribes?"
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"Melvin, I'm sorry."
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"Enough of this pussyfootin', Governor."
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"What do you intend to do about Miss Mona and the Chicken Ranch?"
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"Can you believe that man?"
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"Was that a yes or a no?"
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"That's a possible maybe."
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