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Clips from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"Governor? I have Sheriff Dodd from Gilbert"
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"waiting outside to see you."
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"He's been here since early this morning and is very insistent."
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"Swearin' Sheriff Dodd? The one on TV?"
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"No, no, no, no... Hi, Sheriff!"
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"Just talkin' about you. How are ya?"
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"Governor. I know I'm way out of line comin' up here like this,"
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"but before you closed down the Chicken Ranch,"
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"I wanted you to know all the facts."
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"But I haven't made that decision yet! Good."
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"My aides are still workin' on that."
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"Well, the Chicken..."
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"The Chicken Ranch has been in my county since before I was born."
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"Its doors have been open to soldiers and presidents and farmers."
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"Even governors who can remember what a great institution it is."
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"No need to bring that up, Sheriff."
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"I ain't threatenin' you, Governor."
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"Whatever you say, I'm gonna do."
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"But think of the people out there."
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"I've known Miss Mona for 12 years."
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"You're never gonna meet a finer woman."
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"She never refuses a charity. The whole town likes her."
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"Hospital fund, new swimmin' pool, even the Little Leaguers."
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"She bought 'em uniforms so they wouldn't have to play in their overalls."
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"Well."
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"I wasn't aware of her civic generosity."
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"But the law is the law!"
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"Sometimes it's gotta be changed."
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"I been fightin' crime all my life,"
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"but let's not confuse crime with committin' a sin."
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"You can't legislate morality."
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"Those girls out there have never caused any trouble to anybody."
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"They're healthy, taxpayin', law-abidin' citizens"
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"who supply a demand and provide an"
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"economic asset to the community."
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"Ed Earl."
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"You ever think about runnin' for office? I swear."
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"You make that whorehouse sound like a"
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"damn nonprofit recreational facility."
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"Governor, if the citizens who elected me"
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"found it necessary for me to close it down,"
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"I would close it down."
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"If Miss Mona and the girls that work for her were jeopardizin' the health,"
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"wealth or moral scruples of the community, I would close it down."
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"If the place was just a piddlin' nuisance,"
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"an eyesore, a fire hazard, I would close it down!"
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"But there's nothin'."
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"No reason except the goddam cries"
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"of a muckrakin' sensationalist on television."
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"Here they are, Governor. What you've been waitin' for."
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"Aha. I'm sorry, Ed Earl."
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"But the Chicken Ranch loses, 42 to 37, with 21 % undecided."
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"What is that?"
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"The polls. You can't expect me to go against the polls."
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"This is what the people want."
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"Melvin still outside? Maybe I can catch the television cameras"
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"before they leave. Good seein' ya."
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"But it's not what my people want."
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"Show's over, Sheriff. Close it down!"
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"Hooray! Aha!"
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"I'd love to see that sheriff's face right now!"
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"That Chicken Ranch is gonna get it in the neck!"
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"And Miss Mona, she's gonna get hers, too."
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"Sorry son of a bitch."
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"Hello?"
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"Mona, this is an official call."
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"As the Sheriff of Lanville County,"
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"it's my duty to tell you that..."
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"Why don't you just get to the point, Sheriff?"
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"I gotta close you down."
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"I see."
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"How long do we have?"
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"Be better to do it as soon as possible."
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"I understand."
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"Mona."
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"About the other night."
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"I lost my temper."
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"I said some things I shouldn't have said."
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"I want to apologize."
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"Oh, it's all right, Ed Earl."
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"I think we both said a whole lot of things we regret."
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"If there's ever anything I can do..."
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"No, thank you. I think you've done all you could."
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"I have to tell my girls."
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"Well, the news has come."
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"Just got a call from the Sheriff,"
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"and we are closed down."
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"Immediately and permanently."
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"Oh. What'll we do?"
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"Well, Las Vegas, here I come."
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"Damn! I thought when the Sheriff went"
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"up to Austin to speak to the Governor,"
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"we'd get a reprieve."
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"What did you say?"
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"Didn't you know about that, Miss Mona?"
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"He drove up last night."
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"The whole town's talkin' about the way he fought for you."
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"Didn't he tell you that?"
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"No. No, he didn't."
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"So the girls left"
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"and it was a sorry day for Lanville County."
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"It's kinda like the end of an era."
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"You know, like when you graduate from high school?"
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"Things are just never the same again."
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"Ed Earl's up in the state legislature now,"
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"and I became the Sheriff."
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"I suppose you're wonderin' what happened to Miss Mona."
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"Well, Ed Earl drove up there on her last day."
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"Hey, Sheriff."
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"Good morning, Jewel."
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"I'm so pleased to see ya. I knew you couldn't let me leave"
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"without a sweet goodbye for your old Porky."
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"Goodbye, Jewel."
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"Goodbye, Sheriff."
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"I sure hope you come up north to visit Miss Mona and me."
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"Where is she?"
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"Inside."
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"See you're takin' the old juke with you."
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"You know I couldn't leave without my bell and my box."
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"Ed Earl?"
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