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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Makes Waffles! (S01E01)

"Oh, but I won't be needing these anymore."
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"Thank you, Kimmy Schmidt."
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"Were these prescription lenses maybe?"
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"Goodbye, Kimmy."
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"Nine missed calls?"
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"Dong, Dong, Dong, Dong,"
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"Dong Dong-Dong-Dong-Dong."
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"Kimmy,"
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"why didn't you call me back?"
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"Well, it's a long story,"
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"but here goes."
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"I was 11 pounds at birth."
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"Rhetorical question!"
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"Immigration found me again."
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"I had no choice."
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"No choice? About what?"
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"Are you back in Vietnam?"
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"Mr. Nguyen, for the last time,"
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"I said you can now kiss the bride."
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"I got married, Kimmy,"
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"to Sonja from GED class."
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"Now for the wedding night."
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"My birds like to watch."
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"You did it, Kimmy."
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"We both did."
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"This all worked out perfectly."
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"Dong got married... to someone else."
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"Ronald Effing Wilkerson!"
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"I saw your little video on the YouTube."
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"I thought you was dead."
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"Speaking of weddings, Kimmy."
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"This is Vonda."
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"My wife."
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"Foop."
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"But females are strong as hell"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"But females are strong as hell"
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"We've been living here ten years"
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"Nobody seen no girl"
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"Nobody heard no girl"
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"Nobody seen no girl"
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"He had them underground"
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"They come out their hole Looked around"
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"Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils"
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"And I said "Nathan, is this for reals?""
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"One, two"
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"Three, four girls come up"
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"One, two"
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"Three, four girls come up"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But females are strong as hell"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"Hey!"
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"Good night, everybody!"
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"- A tape."
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"There must be something important on here."
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"I have a confession to make."
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"This is it."
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"I confess"
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"functions, the Jewish thing with the chair."
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"Karate! Karate!"
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"dead horse removal service for local farmers."
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"♪ Racing with the Devil ♪"
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"There's nothing."
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"We've got nothing."
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"[singers] ♪ Damn it ♪"
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"Where is she, you monster?"
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"In Deanna?"
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"I barely know Deanna."
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"[Titus] I trusted you, TV."
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"Listen, T, I saw that thing you did on the news,"
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"Go 'Cuse!"
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"I know some of those words."
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"Don't worry, little buddy."
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"♪ And I don't crank ♪"
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"Leave?"
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"She was just looking for evidence"
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"You entered his man cave?"
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"like you ruined the last..."
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"Well-played, tree."
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"I'm Ed Hardy!"
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"Okay..."
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"Maybe a road trip is exactly what I need right now."
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"Karate!"
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"falling asleep while Brandon does CrossFit."
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"You always thought you were better than us,"
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"Owls are smart and can fly!"
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"Shut up!"
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"I'm speaking in English."
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"Yes, but of all the indignities of being here,"
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"the worst was living with three teenage girls."
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"We wouldn't even be here right now."
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"I'm Tia Donna Maria, guys."
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"You're using the Mole Women name to sell your sauce?"
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"¿Qué?"
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"No hablo Ingles."
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"You can just throw those in the back."
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"Oh, it's pull."
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