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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Makes Waffles! (S01E01)

"[both] What do you think you're doing?"
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"I don't know when."
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"That's a key to my old tractor."
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"But I don't want this ranch."
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"Yeah, white people invented that."
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"I'm my own person."
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"I have a car like Gizmo."
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"You can't escape the payback."
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"Fame is a double-edged sword."
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"There's another thing I've been meaning to ask."
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"No, right?"
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"[lighter flicks]"
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"You're the New Yorker."
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"because they did sex with cattle."
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"I don't have to listen to you."
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"[banging]"
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"Let's go."
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"We don't need him."
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"We don't need anyone."
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"Oh, my God, we're lost."
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"when you're nothing?"
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"or get out of this dress."
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"I can't drive!"
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"I'm so..."
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"You're the talent."
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"What your father's trying to say is,"
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"10:30."
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"Give it up, Kimmy."
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"The trial doesn't matter anymore."
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"Nothing matters."
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"♪ By Mennen ♪"
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"Kimmy found a rat in the air filter today."
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"Later, I found a part of my boob that I like..."
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"Thought you were so strong,"
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"Everybody follow me to the air filter room."
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"[cat yowls]"
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"And what's with all these giant, fluffy dogs?"
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"it's how we're getting out."
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"[birds honking]"
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"That's the weirdest bodega I've ever been in."
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"They look at me like I'm crazy."
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"[Lillian] Aw, jeez."
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"And now still with this nonsense."
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"[drum pounding]"
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"Whoa!"
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"[howling]"
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"We need you, buddy."
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"[sighs]"
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"Look, I know I let you guys down seven years ago."
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"'Cause I know there's still hope,"
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"no matter how brainwashed you are."
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"But today, I'm going to reverse-cave."
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"Oh, like an outcropping, or a crag?"
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"and told us that."
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"Then I'll make you a deal."
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"[grunting]"
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"Ooh, okay."
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"Jeez, your work ethic's really gone downhill"
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"ever since you became an American."
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"I've got bars!"
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"Pisces, time to break out of your..."
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"Oh, no, my phone died."
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"Time to break out of my what?"
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"Ow!"
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"Oh! Hey there, kids!"
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"I saved a cat."
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"Randy."
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"So you admit it."
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"Kimmy time!"
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"to practice our Español"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..."
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"This man is a liar!"
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"It's okay."
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"I'd like to submit this videotape as Exhibit B."
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"to see why it's important, which it is,"
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"Na-jitsu!"
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"[applause]"
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"I wouldn't have had so much trouble."
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"That's... Sometimes we just draw."
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"Hey, Mr. Trump."
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"My name is Richard Wayne,"
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"and I'm super good at clients."
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"And yet you taped your audition for The Apprentice"
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"We're part of this."
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"the world was going to end the next day,"
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"Shut your mouth, Kimmy Schmidt."
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"If God wanted women to talk,"
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"he wouldn't have made their mouths"
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"We sure did."
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"I snaked the drain last night."
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"O.M. jeepers!"
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"What happened? What happened?"
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"Do I need to shoot anybody for you?"
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"Jacqueline, pleasure."
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"But then a wolf helped me beat up a bunch of teenagers."
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"In the Lakota tradition, the wolf represents family."
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"Thank you, Kimmy Schmidt."
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"Were these prescription lenses maybe?"
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"[tires squealing]"
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"Dong, Dong, Dong, Dong,"
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"but here goes."
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"Are you back in Vietnam?"
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"Now for the wedding night."
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"My birds like to watch."
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"I saw your little video on the YouTube."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Nobody seen no girl ♪"
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"♪ Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils ♪"
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"♪ Three, four girls come up ♪"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"That's weird."
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"A safe is where you put important stuff."
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"Where are all his geodes and gymnastics ribbons?"
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"This is our proof. It has to be."
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"that my funky beats will make you move your feets."
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"Karate! Karate, karate!"
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"Karate!"
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"Karate, karate, karate, karate, karate, karate!"
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"Hey, Mr. Trump."
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"and I want to be the next... your apprentice."
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