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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Makes Waffles! (S01E01)

"Nothing matters."
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"By Mennen"
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"- Swear to god, Gretchen! - Will you stop doing that?"
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"Found my diary."
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"I used to think you were my hero, you know."
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"Remember this?"
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""Kimmy found a rat in the air filter today."
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"The Reverend was so scared."
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"Later, I found a part of my boob that I like"..."
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"Whatever."
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"Thought you were so strong,"
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"standing up to the Reverend like that."
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"But I was wrong."
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"And now, because of you..."
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"I'll never get to marry Brandon Yeagley."
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"Ever since I was a little girl..."
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"That's it, the rat."
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"Really cool how you let me finish talking just now."
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"Everybody follow me to the air filter room."
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"I'm getting us the fudge out of here."
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"Man, that fortune cookie was right on the money."
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"I don't like it out here one bit."
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"It doesn't smell like urine at all."
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"And what's with all these giant, fluffy dogs?"
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"They're not dogs."
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"They're buffalo."
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"Good day, Buffalo."
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"That rat I found got in here through the air filter."
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"Which means there's more rats."
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"This party is about to get some meat."
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"What? No."
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"If this is how rats get in,"
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"it's how we're getting out."
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"These geese are flying south."
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"This road should take us west."
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"That's the weirdest bodega I've ever been in."
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"I try to buy some poppers and a cup of loose tuna."
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"They look at me like I'm crazy."
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"Go, Townville!"
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"Aw, jeez."
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"After everything Native Americans have been through..."
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"Robbed of their land, ravaged by smallpox,"
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"forced to watch Mexicans play them on TV..."
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"And now still with this nonsense."
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"Yeah, how would people like it"
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"if there was a team called the New York Schnozzes?"
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"It's bad enough that Yankees"
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"is just an old-fashioned term for subway masturbators."
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"Today is a good day to die, band nerds."
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"Whoa!"
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"What in the world?"
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"It's the Townville Band."
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"Get 'em, Wolves!"
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"Still no bars."
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"But I got a push notification on my Redbox app."
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"The Wedding Ringer's available to rent!"
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"Gretchen, in the tube."
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"We need you, buddy."
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"Hey, have you been working out?"
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"Your wrists look amazing in that dress."
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"Well, I got a home crank, so..."
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"Hey, no!"
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"Nope, I am not gonna help you."
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"Look, I know I let you guys down seven years ago."
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"Even you, Gretchen."
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"'Cause I know there's still hope,"
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"no matter how brainwashed you are."
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"I'm proud to be brainwashed."
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"I've got a clean brain."
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"You could eat off it."
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"When the Reverend opened that door, I caved."
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"But today, I'm going to reverse-cave."
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"I'm gonna be like a rock thing, but sticking out."
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"Oh, like an outcropping, or a crag?"
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"Sure."
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"Thank you, Donna Maria."
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"You're welcome."
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"I still believe the world is good,"
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"that bunnies are nice and snakes are mean."
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"Bunnies can be very mean."
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"That one day Sandra Bullock"
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"will find someone who deserves her,"
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"and that Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne"
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"will spend the rest of his life in jail,"
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"because he is a liar."
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"The Reverend couldn't lie if he wanted to."
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"His identical twin brother came down from Heaven"
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"and told us that."
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"Then I'll make you a deal."
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"If you come help us get out of here"
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"and the Reverend still goes free,"
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"I will join your church and come live with you"
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"in the bunker for the rest of my life."
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"Ooh, okay."
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"I'm almost there."
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"A little bit higher."
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"Lock your knees, Donna Maria."
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"Jeez, your work ethic's really gone downhill"
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"ever since you became an American."
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"We made it!"
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"I've got bars!"
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"Real quick, just gonna check my horoscope app."
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""Pisces, time to break out of your"..."
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"Oh, no, my phone died."
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"Time to break out of my what?"
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"Dang it, Cyndee!"
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"Idiot."
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"Ow!"
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"Don't drop me!"
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"Oh! Hey there, kids!"
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"I saved a cat."
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"Randy."
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"So you admit it."
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"You do like pizza."
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"Stop!"
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"Kimmy time!"
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"I found 'em, everyone."
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"Randy found the Mole Women."
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"Oh, no, don't mind me."
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"Just making a birdhouse."
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