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Clips from The Great North - Papa Don't Fiend Adventure (S02E02)

"getting a reckless sunburn."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Respectable stream work, plenty of rocks. This will do."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Uh, sir? I just want you to know"
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"there's no reason to spray me because I already respect you."
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"I mean, when you think about it,"
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"there's no reason you and I can't be friends, right?"
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"Maybe if I give out the right energy,"
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"then you won't spray me."
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"Ow. Okay, you took a little nibble."
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"That's probably my fault. I'm assuming I'm delicious."
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"Then the trailer started shaking,"
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"I thought it was a bear,"
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"but it was just Dorothy doing her dang Zumba."
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"Man, Dad should really be out here, spinning yarns"
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"and meeting these other rad dads."
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"Ham and I tried to get him to come,"
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"but he said he had to swap the laces on his boots"
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"to give them equal wear and tear."
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"That's weird. He usually"
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"- does his lace rotations in winter. - Oh."
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"A boy my age. He noticed me."
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"And so it begins."
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"Oh, he's walking over."
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"I don't know if he's my type... Oh..."
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"Hello. I am Abelard."
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"Hello, accent! I mean, person boy."
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"And my name is "Joie-Dee.""
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"Uh, I'm sorry. It's Judy."
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"Judy. What a lovely name. Where are you visiting from?"
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"Oh. Just here. Boring old Alaska. Blah."
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"Where are you from, Abelard?"
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"East Hawkesbury."
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"It is a French-speaking town in Ontario, Canada."
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"Zou bisou bisou."
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"Tell me, Abelard, what life is like"
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"in East Hawkesbury, Ontario."
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"There must be, uh, I'm guessing,"
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"so many petite cafes and, uh... like, bicycle baskets?"
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"Uh, well, there is a MacDonald, and a Home De-peux,"
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"- and a Boston Marche. - Ooh, la, la."
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"Hey, Elwin. How about a scary story?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, quiet down, everybody."
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"If you have little ones,"
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"you might want to take them to bed,"
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"for I am about to tell you a story"
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"that will chill you to the bone marrow!"
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"Ooh, a scary tale."
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"Perhaps we should hold the hands?"
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"Yeah, well, my hand's a little sweaty."
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"But you know what they say:"
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""damp hands, wet heart.""
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"It was Sunday skit night,"
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"and it was the most important skit night of the season:"
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"The Father's Day Follies."
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"After a wonderful evening of light entertainment,"
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"the families returned to their trailers,"
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"and that's when he struck."
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"The Fiend of Family Land."
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"The Fiend dropped a firecracker"
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"down a septic tank, and it set off a chain reaction."
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"First, one septic tank blew. Boom! And then another. Boom!"
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"And then another. Boom! And then another! Boom!"
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"Luckily, everyone's trailers survived,"
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"but the Fiend created a stink so bad"
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"Family Land was condemned for the rest of the summer."
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"My wife Dorothy and I had to spend"
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"the rest of the season at Family World."
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"Yeah, my husband divorced me after the incident."
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"It was unrelated,"
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"but I still associate the memories,"
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"and it's traumatic."
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"The Fiend was a tall, red-bearded man,"
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"and we've never seen him since he fled that night,"
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"taking his three kids"
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"and his beautiful blonde wife with him."
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"Red beard, three kids, gorgeous blonde wife?"
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"It can't be."
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"Oh, hello. I was just reading my receipt again."
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"How was the bonfire?"
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"Are you asking that as my dad or as... as..."
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"As what, son?"
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"The Fiend, Beef? The Fiend of Family Land?"
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"Yes, I am. I am the Fiend."
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"Papa Do Fiend, and we're in trouble deep."
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"It's all true. I exploded the septic tanks."
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"You see, the last time we came to this park,"
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"instead of being in a Father's Day Follies skit"
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"with her family, your mother decided to perform in a skit"
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"with three handsome men from Montana."
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"The skit was an alternative version of Annie."
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"Your mother played Daddy Warbucks,"
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"but in a bikini."
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"Even though I was disappointed, I thought"
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"we would celebrate afterwards"
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"with some Father's Day cupcakes,"
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"but Kathleen said it was customary to go out for drinks"
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"with the cast and crew after the show."
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"Which meant she went to her costars' RV"
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"to hang out and drink Zimas."
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"And on that Father's Day night,"
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"I could hear them jesting and laughing."
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"I swear they were listening to some kind of circus music."
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"I just wanted to get her out of there and remind her"
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"of all the beautiful things we had together,"
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"like our kids, and the waffle maker."
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"I had brought some sparklers along on the trip"
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"because Wolf was really into sparkler dancing at the time."
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"I was pretty good. Wish I would have stuck with it."
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"I thought I could do my own sparkler dance"
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"outside the Montanan's trailer to get Kathleen's attention."
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"Oh, Beef, no."
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"Yes. And by God, I sparkled."
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"I sparkled to beat the band."
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"But then, I accidentally"
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"flung a sparkler down the Montanans' open septic tank."
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"It then caused every septic tank in the park to blow up."
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"Dear God."
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