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Clips from The Great North - Papa Don't Fiend Adventure (S02E02)

"And a stink like I have never"
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"smelled before or since covered the park"
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"like a bedsheet soiled by the devil himself."
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"It was then that I was spotted by many of the people"
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"who still summer here to this day."
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"There's the culprit. Fiend! Get him."
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"So I grabbed Kathleen and we made a run for it."
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"She found the whole thing"
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"so exciting that later that evening we shared--"
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"and I'm sorry to be so explicit--"
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"a special moment together."
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"And exactly nine months later, Moon was born."
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"You're welcome."
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"I told you kids"
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"there was a looming forest fire"
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"and we had to go,"
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"but there was no forest fire."
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"Just a log fire."
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"Logs of human excrement."
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"- Hmm. A fire-arrhea. - Indeed."
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"Once again, I have to say what no one else is willing to:"
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"Yuck."
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"So I've been hiding in here"
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"because I'm afraid of what people would say if they saw me."
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"I'm so sorry, Dad."
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"I can't believe I made us come back here."
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"And now that holiest of parent-themed days is ruined."
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"I guess I'm the real fiend."
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"The fiend of frigging Father's Day."
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"No, son. If you guys are having fun,"
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"then that's the best Father's Day gift you could give me."
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"I'll have a good time in here helping Ham and Honeybee"
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"take this trailer from "okay for now""
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"to "hey, it's a wow.""
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"Then I did a cannonball, and this one kid"
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"couldn't believe how much water I splashed."
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"And I was like, "I can do way more than that.""
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"And he was like, "No way.""
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"So then I did a side flop,"
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"and I doubled my splash zone."
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"That's why my side is so red."
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"Are you sure you don't want to come out"
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"for the Dads Dive Competition?"
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"Oh, no, I'm afraid, for me,"
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"it would be a Dads Die competition,"
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"because of how I'd be drowned by an angry mob."
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"Okay. Well, look out at the pool in three minutes."
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"Special Father's Day face flop just for you."
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"I brought you something from the distributeur automatique."
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"Is it a necklace? Oh, flaming hot corn bits."
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"Pepe le Please and thank you."
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"So, what's the art scene like in Hawkesbury-- transporting?"
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"Uh, well, my uncle paints tractors."
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"Your uncle paints paintings of tractors?"
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"What a humble, gorgeous subject."
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"Does he show in a gallery?"
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"I had a great time, Abelard."
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"I would like to invite you"
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"to dinner at my family's mobile home tomorrow."
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"Will your family mind that I don't speak francais?"
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"They will like you very much because I like you very much."
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"- Mwah. - Mwah."
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"Alors, à plus tard."
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"Cinnabon."
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"Now, I brought a few of our"
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"tiny German figurines from home"
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"to make the space more personal."
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"But I'm just bamboozled where to put them."
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"You guys got any good ideas?"
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"What if we put Brunhelga up on the sill"
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"and little Pietr hiding in a beer stein near the sink?"
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"May I be frank? That's stunning."
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"Ah, my two youngest have returned."
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"We can have dinner now."
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"So, what did you all get up to today?"
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"I met a French boy from Canada and I'm having dinner"
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"with his family tomorrow before the Father's Day Follies."
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"I also made a new friend. William."
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"William? He's not a grown-up, is he?"
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"I'm guessing from his teeth that William is about four."
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"Now, this is a no-judgement zone,"
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"but there is a very terrible BO smell filling this trailer,"
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"and it seems to be coming from Dad's general vicinity."
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"Oh, uh, yes. I've been cooped up all day,"
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"so that indeed is the O of my B."
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"Once night falls, we'll sneak you out to the shower."
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"You know what they say,"
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""You're never too old to bathe your Dad.""
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"Sweetie, no."
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"Almost done, son."
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"Just finishing up with the southern cheek area."
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"Oh, no."
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"Uh, uh, good evening, there, Mister Kreb."
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"what brings you to the showers?"
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"Gonna take a shower."
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"Very cool, but there's only one,"
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"and it appears to be occupied."
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"Okay. I'll stand here and wait."
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"Perfect. Uh, so,"
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"whoever is in there should just dry off"
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"and then probably use the towel to cover his face"
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"as he exits, and... allow me to guide you, stranger."
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"That beard. That height."
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"It's..."
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"the Fiend! He returns!"
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"Run, Dad! Run like a fiend!"
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"I mean, uh, not a fiend, because he's not the Fiend."
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"Oh, no, his robe fell off."
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"Well, now that all the citizens of Family Land"
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"got a chance to yell at Dad a lot last night,"
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"they can spend today getting to know the real Dad,"
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"and the healing can begin."
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"I hope you're right, son."
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"It's a great time to try, cause there's a ton"
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"of Father's Day spirit in the air."
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"And, to help you out, we're launching a pro-dad"
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"guerilla-style marketing campaign in the park."
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"Like Wendy's Twitter rap battle with Wingstop. Everybody won."
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"Hey, did you hear about this supposed Fiend of Family Land?"
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"I heard he's actually rad, through and through."
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