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Clips from The Great North - Curl Interrupted Adventure (S01E01)

"I drew an anchor on this beret."
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"Oh, that's an anchor, thank God."
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"Beef Sliders, you all know me: Delmer, you're my godfather."
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"Belva, you're my neighbor. Morris, I mowed your lawn,"
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"-like two summers ago. -You did it too short."
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"Oh, God, this again. Anyway, I want you to forget all that."
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"'Cause I'm here as your coach, and I have one mission."
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"To teach you how to stomp ass!"
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"And also to have so much fun"
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"and just enjoy curling and each other."
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"I brought Circle Bit Bites from Mr. And Mrs. Donut."
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"You sure did, Delmer--"
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"now let's get in the stone zone."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Sweep...!"
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"WOLF: The settlers thought that every moose they saw here was"
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"the same moose in different places."
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"Which is why they called it Lone Moose."
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"It wasn't until they decided to kill the one lone moose,"
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"and then another moose showed up that they realized"
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"there were lots of moose."
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"-Okay. Thank you. -Toot, toot!"
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"Our next stop is Seal Rock-- Take it away, Ham!"
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"HAM: "Seal Rock is where seals like to sunbathe."
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"I hope someone brought sunscreen, ha ha.""
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"Does vessel have Wi-Fi?"
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"Uh, you guys stay here for a minute and, uh, take"
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"a selfie with the seals. I-I like to call them sealfies. Heh."
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"Guys, guys, guys! I think the Germans are getting bored."
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"I think they showed up bored. Those two are major duds."
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"Well, then it's our job as "entertainmen-preneurs""
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"to unbore/un-dud them."
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"We're gonna surround them like a pod of dolphins"
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"surround a shark, and bash their gills with hospitality"
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"until the sunset shows up and blows their German minds."
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"Moon, you brought your guitar, right?"
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"Do you know "Caribbean Queen"?"
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"I only know Green Day's "Time of Your Life""
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"and also "́Round and Round" by Ratt."
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""Time of Your Life" will do."
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"Honeybee, if this side-splitting Alaska-themed joke book"
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"can't make them smile, nothing can."
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"I'm gonna be like TBS in the mid-2000s-- very funny."
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"And, Ham, I was gonna save your German chocolate cake"
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"for later, but looks like we might have to break glass,"
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"'cause this is an emergency."
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"It's showtime. Oh, hey, guys."
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"Can we leave boat?"
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"Guys, you should really reconsider."
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"You didn't see the sunset yet."
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"That's the big show."
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"It's gorgeous and humbling."
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"But they didn't see the sunset yet."
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"I know, sweetie."
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"-It's so beautiful. -I know, I know."
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"(shushing)"
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"Great work today, Sliders."
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"And, Delmer, that was the perfect array"
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"of doughnut flavors."
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"Was there enough honey-dipped?"
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"Just take the compliment, Delmer."
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"Okay, let's win big tomorrow."
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"Beef..."
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"ALL: Sliders!"
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"I'll go warm up the van."
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"Ooh, tasty shot, Caleb."
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"That's how we do it in San Diego."
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"And, guys, I just want to say if you screw this up,"
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"I will murder every last one of you. Bash, bash!"
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"Just kidding. Bash."
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"(cries out) Good Lord, Judy!"
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"Great, you're awake. You and I have some"
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"strategies to go over."
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"Read up and meet me outside in five minutes"
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"-to head to the rink. -But it's 3:45 in the morning."
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"I don't get up for another 20 minutes."
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"It's game day, Dad. Hurry hard, Tobin."
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"Now, the best curlers out there have complete control"
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"over how much weight they put on the stone."
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"So that's why we are going to curl with no stone."
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"But where is the stone?"
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"Really, Morris?"
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"I just explained that. It's imaginary."
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"Now slide that pretend rock. (imitates buzzer)"
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"Too much weight. Shape up, Tyrana-Morris Rex."
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"Get it? Because you're ancient, and your arms are too short."
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"Coach Judy, this kind of arbitrary criticism"
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"might not help everyone's confidence right now."
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"-The game's in just a few hours. -Exactly."
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"These Beef Sliders are still real pink in the middle."
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"The invisible stone just went behind you, Belva."
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"Are you blind?"
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"Yes, I'm legally blind."
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"Maybe we should take a break."
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"Take a break? Your whole lives are a break."
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"-Judy... -Ugh, fine, we'll take a break."
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"Everyone, gather 'round."
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"We're gonna watch some clips of a professional curler"
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"so you guys can see everything you're doing wrong,"
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"which is everything."
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"-Who likes Annette Norberg? -Oh, hell yeah."
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"It's Norberg time."
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"Guys, I went to the Germans' hotel, found them,"
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"and talked them into coming back on a sunset sail today."
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"Sure, they were very freaked out to see me,"
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"But they were also super juiced to give me another shot."
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"So this go 'round, we're upping the romance."
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"We got sexy rose petals leading to a sexy table"
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"that will be filled with sexy drinks."
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"Are we making money this time?"
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"Better than that, baby brother, we're making love."
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"Dolla-dolla bill, y'all."
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"There he is. Welcome back to your sunset sail, Werner."
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"There's an oil refinery to the west,"
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"and its pollution is bringing out every shade of orange."
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"Even those dark pumpkins and marmalades."
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"Uh, where is your lovely girlfriend?"
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"She said she meets me here. She is not here?"
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"Uh, we haven't seen her. But it's no problem."
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"I'm sure she'll be here any minute."
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