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Clips from The Great North - Curl Interrupted Adventure (S01E01)

"Yep, any second now."
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"Perhaps she has grown bored of me."
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"I will call to her telephone."
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"This is completely messing up our sail skedge."
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"Okay, I say if she doesn't show up in the next 30 minutes,"
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"we leave her a rowboat and a note with"
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"our sunset coordinates."
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"Ziska does not answer."
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"I bet she just fell off a cliff or something."
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"Or maybe she's not coming on purpose"
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"because she doesn't want to be here."
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"Either way, I'm sure she's not dead."
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"If Ziska is breaking up with this guy,"
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"it's even more important to show him a good time."
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"I mean, imagine the review:"
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""The Sunset Sail that Cured My Broken Heart.""
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"Yeah, let's wine him, dine him and 49 him."
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"In numerology, 49 represents satisfaction."
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"Love it. One, two, three."
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"ALL: Sunset sail!"
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"I will never tire of hearing you guys say that."
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"Whoo! Hoobastank!"
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"Judy, we're through two ends, and Delmer hasn't played yet."
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"-Uh-huh, yeah. -So when are you gonna put him in?"
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"Maybe when the Sun crashes into the Moon,"
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"and time folds in on itself?"
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"Look, Dad, I'm never putting him in."
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"-He's old and he's terrible. -Circle Bit Bite?"
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"Hi, Delmer. Thank you."
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"Judy, you have to put him in."
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"I want to win as much as the next person,"
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"but not if it means hurting Delmer."
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"He started this team, and he owns this rink, for God's sake."
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"Good for him. I'm not going to let some"
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"dead weight octogenarian buy his way into my lineup."
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"And that's why I say this with all due respect,"
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"get off my nut sack, Dad!"
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"Okay, hand over your whistle."
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"Wait, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry."
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"That was just a momentary lapse. I'm calm."
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"Ah, I am drinking my hot milk."
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"Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."
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"(gasps): Oh, look, you're up."
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"Go get 'em, m'Dad."
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"HONEYBEE: What about this joke?"
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""You might be an Alaskan fisherman if"
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"you wear your fishing waders to the opera.""
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"-Okay. -And here we are."
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"The Lovers' Lava."
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"Don't worry, the lava isn't real."
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"It's just blended strawberry daiquiri."
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"Ziska loves tiny mountains."
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"But you know what, Werner?"
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"Lovers' Lavas aren't just for couples."
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"Lots of dudes have romantic cocktails by themselves."
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"Like after racquetball, or after motorcycle practice."
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"♪ Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road... ♪"
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"(Werner sobbing)"
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"♪ Round and round ♪"
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"♪ What goes around comes around ♪"
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"♪ I tell you why-ee, why-ee, why-ee! ♪"
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"It's the last throw of the end."
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"They've got three stones in the house."
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"Your house, Dad."
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"And those stones are having a house party, making a mess,"
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"playing loud music, even kissing in restricted bedrooms."
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"Not restricted bedrooms."
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"Break up that party."
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"Hard! Hard! Hard! Hard!"
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"(Beef shouting)"
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"Aww..."
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"Curl-afornia."
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"-Butt biscuits! -Judy."
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"How could you waste the hammer on a biter like that?"
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"You couldn't even push off the hack"
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"without dumping the hammer on a perfectly pebbled sheet."
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"(gasps) That's below the belt."
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"And Morris, you don't attempt a Manitoba tuck on swingy ice."
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"I'm gonna go call my wife."
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"Did you guys forget everything I taught you?"
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"It's like amateur hour out there."
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"This is an amateur league."
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"Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, amateur league."
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"You might as well be farting out your mouth."
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"It's insane how much better I am at curling"
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"than all of you combined."
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"Do I have to sub myself in and salvage this turd show?"
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"-Okay, fine, I will. -Judy, no."
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"You're not over 36."
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"Well, you're not over thirty suck!"
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"That's it, you're fired."
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"What? What did you say to me? What?"
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"Go have a seat and let us finish the game."
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"-No! Let me throw, damn it. -This way, honey."
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"Who do you think you are, Beef Sliders?"
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"More like barf sliders!"
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"Look at me. Me Beef. Me push rock."
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"Duh... Where's the grace? Where's the finesse?"
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"Have fun losing, losers."
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"I am a curling god!"
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"Remember that."
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"I am a curling god!"
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"Judy, where are you going? I'm your ride."
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"Ugh! Fine."
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"Bavarian Bit Bite?"
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"Soak it in, my Ger-man."
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"-There's beauty all around you. -(phone vibrating)"
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"It is Ziska. (speaking German)"
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"See? Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Ziska goes to Amsterdam with my brother Heinrich."
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"-He is taller. -Bummer for sure."
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"But, hey, you know what cures a broken heart?"
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"Staring at a beautiful sunset."
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"The lights are dimming 'cause it's time for"
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"the feature presentation, and it's gonna be a doozer."
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"I mean, look at that sky. Gorgeous."
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"Oh, my God, an orca and her calf?"
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"What the toast?!"
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"Did you see that?"
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"I'll be in the bathroom, not crying, just making poop."
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