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Clips from The Great North - Curl Interrupted Adventure (S01E01)

"And before the game even started,"
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"I made most of the other players cry."
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"Yeah, you were probably just"
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"trying to psych out the other team."
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"No, I made my own teammates cry."
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"And my coach, Mr. Jardine."
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"Boy, did he cry. Whew."
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"Well, at least you're not missing much."
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"Curling seems kind of boring and pointless."
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"Pointless? Haven't I ever told you the story"
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"of Stan Donovan, the world's greatest curler?"
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"-No, but I'm good. -On January 12, 1962,"
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"he and his brothers were on an expedition,"
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"making their way across Jackfish Lake,"
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"when suddenly..."
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"Corned beef and cabbage!"
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"We're on jeezly thin ice!"
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"JUDY: But Stan told his brothers to lie down"
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"to distribute their weight as evenly as possible."
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"And then he curled each brother to safety."
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"Slide! Slide!"
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"Slide!"
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"Slide...!"
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"Stan then curled himself to safety"
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"by pushing off a frozen beaver corpse with his foot."
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"Huh. A real hero of the North."
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"-(knocking) -BEEF: Judy. It's me. Your father."
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"-Beef Tobin. -Sorry, I got to deal with this."
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"That's cool, I'll just stand here till you get back."
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"Come on in, I was just drinking"
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"decaf espresso on the steep, icy roof."
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"Good, I just wanted you to know"
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"I loved it when we curled together,"
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"and I was sad when we stopped."
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"But when we played the Little Rocks"
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"and you cut off Aurora's pigtail,"
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"held it above your head and screamed"
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"as if you were surging with power,"
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"well, that sort of changed things."
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"I know. It doesn't matter anyway, Dad."
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"It's not like I spend tons of time"
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"looking at, polishing and arranging my collection"
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"of curling trophies and awards."
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"And, yes, the pigtail is in there."
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"-I believe I earned it. -Wow."
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"I remember when you were on Curlfriends."
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"We always got hot milks before each match."
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"And after, we got Whale Tail Ice Cream."
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"Lot of dairy, lot of diarrhea,"
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"but, boy, were those some good times."
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"And you and I were a winning..."
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"♪ Team ♪"
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"♪ Driving to the rink ♪"
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"♪ In the cab of my old truck ♪"
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"JUDY: ♪ Listened to the Best of Pink ♪"
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"BEEF: ♪ We almost hit a buck ♪"
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"♪ I taught you how to throw ♪"
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"JUDY: ♪ And you showed me how to sweep ♪"
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"BEEF: ♪ It was fun to watch you grow ♪"
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"JUDY: ♪ It was fun to make them weep ♪"
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"BEEF: ♪ Our time, it brought me joy ♪"
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"JUDY: ♪ I vanquished and destroyed ♪"
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"BEEF: ♪ It gave us time to talk ♪"
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"JUDY: ♪ I would humiliate and mock ♪"
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"BEEF: ♪ That cafe that we ate in ♪"
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"JUDY: ♪ They called me Spawn of Satan ♪"
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"♪ I used to be deranged ♪"
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"♪ But I promise you I've changed ♪"
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"♪ Let's get the team ♪"
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"♪ Back together ♪"
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"Maybe you're on to something."
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"♪ Yeah, let's get the team ♪"
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"♪ Back together ♪"
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"Maybe we're onto something."
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"♪ Let's get the team ♪"
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"♪ Back together. ♪"
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"Welcome to the team, Coach Judy."
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"I can't wait to get diarrhea together again, Dad."
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"To avoid any of the pitfalls of the past,"
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"I need to institute a few new ground rules."
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"Totally agree."
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"You can't actually play the game yourself."
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"-You're strictly coaching. -Yep."
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"-You can't only let the best players play. -Sure."
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"You can't give the players mean nicknames."
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"Like "Bad with a Broom Brandy.""
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"It was "Butt Broom Barfhole Brandy.""
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"Yes, nothing like that, please."
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"And you definitely can't snap any curling brooms in half"
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"-with the might of your fury. -You got it, Dad."
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"And if you do need to get out some aggression,"
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"it's always okay to join me"
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"in yelling encouragingly to the sweepers."
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"Like this-- sweep!"
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"(chuckles) That's the stuff."
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"But there is one last rule we need to talk about."
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"-Okay. -We always get hot milks"
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"on the way to the rink."
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"Keep cleaning, crew. We have a lovely German couple"
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"coming this afternoon to enjoy a resplendent"
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"Sonnenuntergang Segel."
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"That's, uh, Deutsch for "sunset sail.""
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"And Deutsch is German for "German.""
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"Are these tourists paying us?"
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"How much mozzarella are we talking?"
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"None! Before you get the cheese,"
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"you have to please... the customers."
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"-What? -I'm saying we need"
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"some good word of mouth"
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"and positive reviews before we can ask"
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"people to pay, you knucklehead."
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"I love when you pull out that big business brain."
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"But we will get a big tip, in the form of their happiness."
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"Cha-ching!"
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"Now, let's go over our different roles."
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"Moon, you're our entertainment coordinator."
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"Ham, refreshments."
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"Honeybee, hospitality-- and me?"
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"This is your captain speaking."
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"I couldn't find a captain's hat, which is why"
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