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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Basically Pluto (S01E01)

"[person snoring]"
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"[gasps] We fell asleep! We fell asleep!"
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"You were supposed to leave!"
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"[muffled] I couldn't let you sleep out here alone."
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"-What? -Mm."
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"I couldn't let you sleep out here alone."
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"Oh."
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"But seriously, if my mom sees you she'll explode."
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"Your mom loves me."
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"Yeah, but if she knows that we used our family tent as a marital bed,"
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"she might reconsider."
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"And if she knew... then she'd tell my mom."
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"Yeah."
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"Sterling, I have to go."
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"-I have to go. -Yeah."
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"Don't forget your mouth guard."
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"Oh."
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"-And your phone. -Oh."
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"And don't forget your hat."
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"And your guitar."
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"-I love you. -I love you, too."
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"[theme music]"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"-Good morning. -Hi, Sterl."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, do I know you? You look like my drunk daughter."
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"Mom, please let me back inside."
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"It was one stupid night, okay."
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"People have stupid nights."
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""People" are not my daughter, Sterling Wesley."
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"You have my name and you thought nothing of dragging it through the mud."
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"Every member of my book club"
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"has called to check on you."
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"Oh, God, Book Club tomorrow is gonna be hell, pardon my French."
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"You have friends that follow your teenage daughter on Instagram?"
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"I'd be more concerned about that."
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"But of course, you know best."
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"-Mom... -Mm-hm."
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"You're right, I should have been more responsible."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"An apology is not going to fix it, Sterling."
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"Just like you thought an apology would cut it with your father's truck."
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"But Blair did that, too! And we're halfway to paying you back."
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"Uh, Mom, I've learned my lesson, please trust me."
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"Your father and I will determine"
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"when you have truly learned the error of your ways."
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"Dad's off hunting. How's he gonna see that I've learned?"
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"I don't know, dear. How are you going to convince your mother"
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"and everyone she's ever known that you did not grow up"
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"on the set of a Spring Break video, hm?"
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"[Sterling sighs]"
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"Mom."
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"Um..."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"You're so different from any girl I've dated."
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"All-- All two of 'em."
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"How so?"
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"And I'm gonna need those names and Instagram handles."
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"Ever since I first saw you at the Country Club,"
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"you just put out this crazy confidence."
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"You're super down-to-earth,"
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"just comfortable with who you are."
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"It's mad sexy."
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"[chuckles]"
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"You're mad sexy."
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"[sighs] I miss you."
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"Living 22 minutes away is basically like living in another state."
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"Oh, for real, though!"
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"It's like some Romeo and Juliet type shit."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Okay, baby, I gotta go to work."
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"All right, baby. Text me."
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"Okay, bye."
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"[cell phone clicks off]"
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"Knock knock, vagrant sister."
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"Did you bring my deodorant?"
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"Oh, yeah. You were almost out and I was almost out,"
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"so I smushed the two together."
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"Powder Fresh meets Spring Breeze."
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"[cell phone bleeps]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Is Miles texting you dog memes again?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Yeah."
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"Life is funny, Sterl."
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"You know, one day you're a single woman"
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"fueled by the lyrics of old Tori Amos songs,"
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"and the next, you're a part of someone."
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"I'm not an island anymore."
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"I'm a pair of islands."
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"So, you're an archipelago?"
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"Seriously, dude, if I may gush for a second..."
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"Miles gets me."
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"That's what you said about Jennings."
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"Yeah, but I was a different person back then,"
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"-young and naive-- -That was two weeks ago."
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"Miles gets me way more."
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"I should have known to look at guys from other schools."
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"He's almost more of an outsider than I am."
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"He likes super weird music,"
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"he DJs, he goes to public school."
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"So, he's an outsider because he goes to public school?"
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"To me, yes."
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"Plus, Miles is, like, the salt of the earth."
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"Earning the money for his car."
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"You know, nothing has been handed to him."
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"His mom works two jobs."
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"I work two jobs and I live in a tent!"
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"[groans] I can't live like this!"
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"How am I gonna convince Mom"
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"that I'm worthy of living under the Wesley roof?"
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"Sounds like white people problems."
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"We're white. And it actually doesn't."
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"Yeah, but like, compared to what Miles goes through--"
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"We're not talking about Miles!"
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"Sterling, I'm in a partnership now."
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"We're always talking about Miles."
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"Wanna see this dog meme that Miles sent me?"
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"-[gasps] -Big boy energy."
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"-Ooh, look at him, he's so fluffy! -Who's a good boy?"
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"Johnny Cornwall skipped again."
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"-Here's his file. -Absolutely not."
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