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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Haley's 21st Birthday (S06E06)

"And let you live your life."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's the best gift I can give to you"
Modern Family (2009)
"My friendship and unconditional acceptance."
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"Aw! That means so much to me right now. [ chuckles ]"
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"You know why? Mnh. Why?"
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"Because I want to get a tattoo tonight,"
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"And I was afraid you'd say no."
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"Ay, how could she say no"
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"After everything she just said to you?!"
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"How could I say no? Is there a way?"
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"Could tonight get any better?!"
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"Yes! She can pay for it"
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"So you can get a really big one!"
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"[ screams ]"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Oh!"
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"I'm so excited!"
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"Phil, where are you? You have to get down here"
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"And stop haley from getting a tattoo."
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"No, you stop her!"
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"I can't."
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"I made a commitment to being her friend."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"I don't know. I was trying something."
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"Just get down here with that car, and we can distract her."
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"I'd love to, but your dad played hardball and we lost it."
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"How on earth did you let that happen?!"
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"I don't know. Why don't you ask the tweety bird on haley's neck?"
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"Oh, god, not the neck."
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"She's a tough-enough hire as it is."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Fine, y-you deal with the car. I'll deal with the tattoo."
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"Just get here."
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"[ beep ]"
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"Okay, here's what we're gonna do."
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"No, no, no, no. I'm done listening to you."
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"I had a great deal. You know how I know?"
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"I called the salesman at the first dealership"
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"While you were sneaking your third hot dog,"
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"And it already sold."
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"Fine. We don't need it. Here's the plan --"
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"We tell them haley is really sick."
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"Oh, my god, you're sick."
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"Good thinking! I'll be sick"
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"'cause nobody cares about people they can't see."
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"I researched that car online for weeks,"
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"And then you swoop in with your tough-guy swagger"
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"To teach me a lesson about buying cars in the '70s!"
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"You know, this all happened because of you,"
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"Sitting there, covered in sweat and fear,"
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"Undercutting my every word."
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"Now, if you want a really good deal,"
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"You park your butt out here, play on your internet."
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"I'm going old-school on this sales weasel,"
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"And I'm gonna break him in half."
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"Is somebody helping you?"
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"He better be!"
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"Yes, thank you so much."
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"Okay, I am technically in charge tonight,"
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"So no one tells lily where babies come from."
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"I could not agree more."
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"I don't know why you americans are so uptight about sex."
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"Sex is confusing for young people,"
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"And she doesn't need to learn from two fuzz-staches"
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"Who barely know anything themselves."
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"Excuse me, you might want to check my browser history."
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"I've done some research."
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"Oh. Well, great. I'm just gonna go vomit forever now."
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"[ door opens ] what are you guys doing?"
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"Uh, nothing. Mnh-mnh. Just talking. Not really anything."
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"Can we finish our conversation?"
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"No. Lily, I'm sorry, but if you have questions,"
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"You're gonna have to ask your dads."
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"You don't know, do you?"
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"I do so. [ scoffs ] uh-huh, I know."
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"No, we don't. Right, guys?"
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"No, I guess not. No."
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"That's embarrassing. Want me to tell you?"
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"What?"
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"Hey, that's why you asked if we knew where babies came from --"
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"Because you wanted to tell us?"
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"Yeah, you're old. You should know."
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"But you might want to sit down for this."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"I found a tattoo shop nearby."
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"It has four stars on yelp, and it has military discount."
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"Well, private dorchester reporting for duty."
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"You are just so helpful tonight, gloria."
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"You know what else you should do? Another idea."
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"You should do mother-and-daughter tattoos,"
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"Like -- like, uh, two halves of a heart."
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"Or the moon and some stars. Oh. Mm."
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"Or, like, a bird and a rifle."
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"Oh, my god, let's do that! Yes! Yes!"
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"I mean, not that, but, like, let's get matching tattoos!"
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"I want to do that with you. [ sighs ]"
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"You do? Yeah!"
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"It could be, like, our special thing"
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"That we have for the rest of our lives, just us."
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"And no matter where we go or what we do,"
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"When people ask us about our tattoos,"
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"We can say that they're from"
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"The best night of our lives together."
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"That is so sweet."
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"I mean it."
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"I want to do it with you. Will you?"
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"I can't believe this, but I will. I will."
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"I will 'cause I love you."
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"I love you, too! I love you. I love you."
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"They also have piercing! Enough."
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"Cameron: You know what?"
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"I don't even need to be cool anymore."
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"It's like, why?"
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"Yes, exactly. Why? [ chuckling ] who cares."
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"Besides, isn't the cooler thing not caring if you're cool?"
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"Yeah, and if the new cool is not caring,"
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"Then I'm supercool, not that I care."
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"Hey, guys! Guess what. We're getting matching tattoos."
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"Love it. We're doing it, too. We need this."
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"Are you serious? Are we serious?"
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