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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Haley's 21st Birthday (S06E06)

"Hi. Hey. Evening, folks."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on in. Hi."
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"Wait, wait! Hang on, guys! Wait!"
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"Don't you need to check I.D.S?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh?"
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"Sorry, we don't offer a senior discount."
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"No. No, it's not for me,"
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"And now I really need a drink."
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"Go on, honey. Show him your license. Go on."
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"Picture! Oh? Somebody 21 today?"
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"Yes. Yes. Military gal."
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"Welcome, private dorchester."
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"Uh, oops. That is the wrong one."
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"I am so very sorry."
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"Hold on a second. Put that away!"
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"Haley: Yes, I'm a huge dork"
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"For celebrating my 21st with my family,"
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"But my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me."
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"Or just to go to a bar."
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"[ dance music plays ] aw, it's so nice what you two are doing."
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"My mother would have never taken me out for a drink."
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"Why? Was she super strict?"
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"No, she would never see me as an adult."
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"Well, except when the police came to the house."
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"Then, she would be like, "gloria, you go talk to them."
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""tell them your father was here last night."
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"But unbutton your shirt a little bit first.""
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"Okay, uh, the craziest thing I heard --"
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"And there is some competition there --"
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"Is that you think this lady treats me like I'm an adult."
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"Wait, I-I do treat you like an adult. [ scoffs ]"
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"You made me change my shirt two times before we left the house"
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"And force-fed me a cheese sandwich"
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"So I wouldn't get sloppy drunk."
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"No, that is just one woman offering another woman, uh,"
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"Fashion tips and advice for casual drinking."
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"What do you know about fashion?"
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"What do you know about casual drinking?"
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"[ laughs ] [ laughs ]"
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"Okay, okay. That's funny."
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"See, I wouldn't have laughed"
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"At that before 'cause you were a kid,"
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"But now I'm gonna laugh 'cause it's funny."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Hi. Sorry that took so long. Hi."
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"We got trapped by those bridesmaids over there."
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"Yeah. Hi."
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"That's what happens"
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"When you bring gay guys to a straight club."
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"We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls."
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"But don't worry, haley. We are here for you tonight. Ohh."
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"To haley's first drink, huh? Salud."
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"Okay. Yeah. Yeah."
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"Ooh, it burns."
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"Thanks again for driving me, jay."
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"[ german accent ] you've arrived at your destination."
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"Get it? 'cause we're in a german car."
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"[ chuckles ]"
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"I have lived a long, full life."
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"I will drive us into a wall."
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"[ normal voice ] tonight, while claire"
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"Gets things started at the bar,"
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"Jay is taking me to pick up haley's birthday present --"
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"A new car!"
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"Bill shopped around, found something very safe"
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"And low-maintenance with lots of good reviews."
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"Till I married her. [ laughs ]"
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"I'm joking! You're not low-maintenance!"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"I doubled down. Oh, I heard you."
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"Are you sure you don't want me to go in with you,"
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"You know, maybe hammer out some final details?"
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"No. Deal's already worked out."
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"I'm just gonna pop my herbie hancock on a few forms,"
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"And I'll, uh -- I'll meet you at the bar."
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"Great. Well, you don't need me."
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"Leaving phil with a car salesman"
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"Is like covering a baby goat in barbecue sauce"
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"And dropping it in the middle of the serengeti."
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"Uh-huh. Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm. Well, I-it all seems to check -- wait a minute."
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"This can't be right."
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"Am I allowed to sign this with a red pen?"
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"Good catch, phil."
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"One quick thing -- if you really want to"
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"Do something special for your daughter,"
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"What do you say we throw in some upgraded wheels?"
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"How much would that cost?"
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"How much do you spend a day on a cup of coffee?"
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"Oh, for god's sakes!"
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"Jay? Answer the question!"
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"A cup of coffee? $3.50."
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"Not you! What are you doing here?"
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"I'm just here to make sure everything's on the up-and-up."
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"Um, daryl, this is my father-in-law, jay pritchett."
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"Jay, you don't have to be here."
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"It's all worked out."
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"Tell you what, why don't you throw in"
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"Those upgraded wheels you love so much,"
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"Lower the drive-off by $500, we call it a deal?"
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"I'm sorry, but this is the best I can do."
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"Come on, daryl. We're all businessmen here."
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"We all know there's wiggle room"
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"When we say there's no wiggle room."
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"So, come on. Let's see you wiggle."
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"I can't. I can't wiggle."
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"Jay, I've already wiggled him. No, trust me, he can wiggle."
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"I really can't. I -- wiggle, daryl. Wiggle."
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"Do you know where babies come from?"
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"[ scoffs ] lily, I'm studying."
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"Are you a nerd?"
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"No. Why would you ask me that?"
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"It's Friday night, and you're doing homework."
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"It's my senior year."
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"Trust me, lily,"
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"There'll be tons of fun Friday nights in my future"
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