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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Haley's 21st Birthday (S06E06)

"With artists, dignitaries, other scientists."
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't hear "boyfriend.""
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"[ click ]"
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"You're 0 for 3. You keep hitting me in the face."
Modern Family (2009)
"Or...Am I 3 for 3?"
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"Then what's the point of the apple?"
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"It keeps you from moving. [ chuckles ]"
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"Hey, guys, do you know where babies come from?"
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"Lily, that's not an appropriate question."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on. Do you know or not?"
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"Uh, yes. The stork brings them."
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"This dork? [the stork]"
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"Good stuff."
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"Hey, lily, how about something to eat?"
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"You want some chicken nuggets?"
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"Okay. All right."
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"So, do you know how babies are made?"
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"Yep, and I'll tell you."
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"But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel. Why?"
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"Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry."
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"Please. [ laughter ]"
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"Okay, we can't wait any longer."
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"We are dying to give you our present!"
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"Guys, I said no gifts."
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"No, you said no gifts under $100."
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"Oh, did I? Gimme."
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"It's just a little something from your supercool guncles."
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"Okay! [ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle..."
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"Or guncle."
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"...Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as haley."
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"In the 10 years that we've been together,"
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"We've only missed the mark one time."
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"Yeah, when claire told us what to buy,"
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"But we learned our lesson --"
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"Ignore claire and trust our gay instincts."
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"Or "ginstincts.""
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"[ sighs ] too much."
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"No."
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"[ high-pitched voice ] oh, my god! So cute!"
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"Really? You think? Yes! Totally! Super cute!"
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"Because we can return them if you don't like them."
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"[ scoffs ] no, no, they're good. [ chuckles ]"
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"I love them."
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"If we wore the same size, I would have these on right now."
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"He's been gone a long time. I think we hurt his feelings."
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"These guys don't have feelings."
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"He's back there making time with a secretary,"
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"Bragging about how he's taking a couple suckers for a ride."
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"Look. He was in the military."
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"So was oswald. Hey."
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"Can you trust me"
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"That I'm gonna get you the best deal possible?"
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"You know what?"
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"Why do I keep fighting you on this?"
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"You know what you're doing. I'm behind you all the way."
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"Boom."
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"Well, I spoke to my manager..."
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"Yeah."
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"...And I can't give you the wheels or the discount."
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"Frankly, he's mad"
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"That I gave you the deal that's on the table."
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"Well, thanks, daryl. You did your best."
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"You, too, jay."
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"I guess we'll just sign and be on our way."
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"Or we can get out of here. What?"
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"I'm sorry, buddy. I got a pal at the dealership closer to his house."
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"We're gonna take our business there. Let's go, phil."
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"I think phil wants to take the car."
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"Don't tell phil what he wants. Phil wants to leave."
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"Phil?"
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"What are we doing? That was a great deal."
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"Wrong. Keep walking. Jay, I need this car."
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"We're supposed to be at the bar in 20 minutes."
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"Calm down. He's not gonna let us leave the lot."
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"You can order your appletini now"
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"And be there before the ice melts."
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"You better be right about this"
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"'cause you are dead wrong about appletinis having ice."
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"Hey! Guys, hold on a second!"
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"Yes, daryl. [ panting ]"
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"You forgot your sunglasses."
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"Happy?"
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"Yeah."
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"These aren't my sunglasses."
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"I cannot believe haley didn't like the shoes."
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"Oh, come on. Of course she did."
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"No, she most certainly did not. She gave us the high voice."
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"[ high-pitched voice ] "they're cute!""
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"I know the voice. I invented the voice. I use the voice."
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"Wait. So, I can't pull off mid-thigh shorts?"
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"No, you can."
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"Pull them off and give them to somebody 20 years younger."
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"[ laughs ] you're so silly!"
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"What are you two giggling about?"
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"Haley just asked me --"
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"Oh, you don't want to know, trust me."
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"No, I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. Tell me."
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"No, you'll just be all judgy"
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"Because you want me to be this perfect, little angel."
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"Oh, honey, no, that's not true."
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"I know I have not done a great job of it so far,"
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"But I meant it when I said"
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"I want to have a more adult relationship."
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"I am sure the reason why mom and I grew apart"
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"Is that she never stopped treating me like a child."
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"Plus, she was loco for loco-puffs."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"What, you do not have that cereal?"
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"Come on. Haley, let me in. Okay, fine, so we were laughing"
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"Because we were playing "would you rather." mm-hmm."
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"What's that? [ mutters ]"
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"And I said,"
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""would you rather marry george clooney"
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""or have the best sex of your life for just one night"
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"With tom hardy?""
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"Who's that? I don't know. Google him."
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"I'm going with tom because george would"
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"Just want to talk about politics all the time"
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"And tom seems like he would quietly get the job done."
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