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Clips from Get Shorty (1995)

"Later, the airline people visit his wife..."
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"...and offer her a settlement,"
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"based on what he would've earned from the dry-cleaner's the rest of his life."
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"- So how much is that? - 300 grand. So they take it."
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"He gets his wife to cash the check and he goes to Vegas with the dough."
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"He should call her to let her know when to come."
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"She never hears from him, but he turns the 300,000 into 500,000."
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"But he's winning and he can't tell anyone who he is!"
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"So we're showing his desire to be famous."
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"He's got the dough to buy his way in,"
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"mix with the celebs, and he can't resist, so he comes to LA."
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"I dunno about the celebrities. That was just added,"
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"but, yeah, he comes to LA and... I don't know what happens next."
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"That's it, that's your movie?"
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"I said I had an idea for a movie."
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"That's half a movie with holes in it."
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"There's maybe 40 minutes there."
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"You don't have a girl, a female lead, or anybody to sympathize with."
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"- You don't have a good guy. - The shylock is a good guy."
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"The shylock is barely mentioned."
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"And it's not believable the wife'd get a settlement that fast."
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"Harry doesn't realize it's a true story. That Miami flight?"
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"On the news every day for a week. Harry must have been busy."
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"- That's where you got the idea? - Part of it, yeah."
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"You're not the guy, the dry-cleaner?"
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"- Leo. - No, you wouldn't be talking to me."
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"- No, I'm not the guy, Harry. - But you do work for the casino?"
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"For God's sake, he's the shylock."
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"That's what you do?"
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"That's what I did."
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"After I'm done here, I don't know what I'll do."
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"Well, I got an early call."
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"No problemo. Go on up to bed."
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"Harry, I would like you and your new buddy to get out of my house."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, sure."
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"It was absolutely a pleasure to meet you, Karen."
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"Hmm."
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"I guess there's times you have to get rough,"
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"if one of your customers don't pay."
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"They always pay."
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"You pack a gun?"
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"Not really."
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"Ever been arrested?"
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"I've been picked up for loan sharking and racketeering, but never convicted."
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"Racketeering. Covers a lot of ground, doesn't it?"
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"Get to the point, Harry. You want me to do something for you?"
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"That's us."
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"Good girl. Good girl."
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"Don't say nothin', just sit and act like you're waiting."
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"What you talkin' about? Give me the fuckin' money."
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"Sit down."
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"Now be lookin'. Man to your right in the blue shirt."
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"The other way. Derecho."
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"That's a federal officer."
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"Most likely DEA. He moves his leg, look for the bulge."
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"Savvy "bulge"?"
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"That's his backup piece."
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"Try it without lookin' right at him."
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"- What's your name? - Yayo Portillo."
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"All right, I'm gonna get up, when I'm gone you sit in this seat,"
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"under you ass is a key to a locker where your half million is,"
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"along with some product we're returning."
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"Powder's been stepped on so many times it's baby food."
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"You're supposed to give me the money yourself!"
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"Try to be cool, yahoo."
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"I told you where it is. Do it how I told you, and have a safe trip home."
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"What'd you have for breakfast, baby? How come you weigh so much?"
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"You have a burrito?"
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"OK, give it to the nice lady, there you go."
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"- Say thank you. - Thank you."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Like fucking clockwork, huh, Bear?"
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"- Hi, Bo. - Ready to go for a ride, sweetie?"
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"I told you to watch your mouth round my daughter."
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"The white zone is for loading only."
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"These guys, my investors, they run a limo service,"
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"...put money in some of my pictures, did OK, they're happy."
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"This was a few months ago, when I was planning my next picture,"
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"about this band of killer circus freaks."
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"There's this 700lb fat lady, has a way of seducing guys,"
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"Harry, look at me."
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"You're trying to tell me you fucked up without sounding stupid."
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"That's hard to do. Let's talk about where you're at, OK?"
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"You blew 200 grand of their money in Vegas and didn't tell 'em. Why?"
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"They wouldn't have taken it with any understanding or restraint."
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"If you're so scared, why take it to Vegas to begin with?"
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"I needed half a million to buy a script."
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"A blockbuster, but quality."
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"No mutants or maniacs. This is gonna be my Driving Miss Daisy."
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"Murray Saffron, who wrote my Grotesque pictures, showed it to me one day,"
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"said he's got a star interested, would I produce?"
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"Which star?"
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"Two-time Academy Award nominee, Martin Weir."
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"That's Martin Weir! He played the mob guy in Cyclone."
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"One of his best parts."
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"No, his best part was the crippled gay guy who climbed Mt. Whitney."
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"Ride The Clouds."
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"The woman, she looks familiar."
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"She's a rock star. Every day they have breakfast."
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"He faces west, so he sees his billboard. She faces east so she can wear shades."
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"Anyway, Murray's shrink is Martin's personal trainer's shrink."
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"Murray's shrink gives the script to Martin's trainer,"
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"who reads it to Martin."
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"Martin loves it."
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"- So what's the problem? - Problem is Murray. Heart attack."
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"Doris, Murray's widow, hears about the Martin Weir thing,"
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"and because we didn't have a contract, she wants half a million for the script."
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"Ah, so you want my dry-cleaner to invest in your movie."
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"That, or what if some accident was to befall the widow Saffron?"
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"No, I'm not gonna pop her, OK?"
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"It was just a thought."
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"I'll meet these limo guys, tell 'em to leave you alone"
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"in a way they'll understand."
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"You don't know these guys."
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"Believe me, I know 'em a whole lot better than you do."
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"I asked this literary agent what kind of writing paid best, he said ransom notes."
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"Here it is, Mr. Lovejoy."
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""Lovejoy sits at the wheel, watching the bar across the street...""
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"- Is he following someone? - Read it, it's a grabber."
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"Harry, I think your investors are here."
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