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Clips from Get Shorty (1995)

"Oh, Jesus!"
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"All right, this is the plan."
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"I want these guys to sit here, not on the couch."
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"Keep the blinds open. I want the light in their eyes."
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"I'll sit at the desk. I don't want you to introduce me. Just start talking."
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"I want you to stand behind them as they sit down. Understand?"
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"They'll be looking at you, but they don't know who you are."
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"That's right. Do not tell 'em who I am."
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"- I gotta say something. - No, you don't."
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"Unless it's "Glad you assholes stopped by, now I can straighten you out.""
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Just say the movie's been postponed."
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"And whatever you do, don't say anything about Mr. Lovejoy."
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"All right, let's go."
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"Hey, Ronnie!"
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"Harry, all right!"
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"Have we entered a time warp? I feel like I'm in Hollywood of yesteryear."
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"- Have a seat right there. - Cool."
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"This is my associate, Chili Palmer."
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"Just so there's no misunderstanding,"
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"your investment is just as solid as the day you signed."
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"I can hear you, man, but where the fuck are you?"
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"Right here!"
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"What I've been wondering is, where's he been?"
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"Yeah, where you been, Harry?"
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"New York. I was scouting locations."
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"The main thing is that Freaks will be put off for a couple of months."
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"- A couple of months? - Yeah."
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"Just a couple of months, yeah. We need more... prep."
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"Bullshit, man! We have an agreement."
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"We're going to do this picture."
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"I just have another project first, one I promised this guy for years."
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"I wanna see your books. Show me a two with five zeros after it."
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"I wanna see your books, your fuckin' bank statements..."
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"Hey, Ronnie. Look at me."
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"You have a piece of a movie, not a piece of Harry."
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"If he wants to do another movie this year, that's how it's gonna be."
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"Excuse me... but who the fuck are you?"
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"I'm the one telling you how it is."
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"What is this other movie, Harry?"
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"Harry, let me answer this."
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"First, who am I talking to, him or you?"
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"You can talk to me."
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"That's what I thought. Let me put it this way."
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"Outside of Freaks, it's none of your fucking business what we do."
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"Whoa! Here it is, right here."
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"This is the project, Mr. Lovejoy."
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"I'm not puttin' one over on you."
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"What is it, a porno flick?"
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"It's fluff, you wouldn't be interested."
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"You think we see your movies? I've seen better film on teeth."
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"So how 'bout you just take our 20 points out of Freaks,"
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"and put it in this other one?"
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"No, I can't do that."
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"You're positive about that?"
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"Yeah, it's a different kind of deal, it's structured..."
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"OK. Then be good enough to hand us our money back."
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"Or let us come in on this new deal. Let us know."
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"By Friday, or you're fuckin' dead as disco. You hear me?"
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"Take your time, Harry. We're not animals. Are we, Ronnie?"
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"What?"
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"Maybe I wasn't clear, but I thought I told you to keep your mouth shut."
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"I had to tell 'em something."
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"Never say anything unless you have to."
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"You asked me to get these guys off your back."
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"Then you offer a piece of Mr. Lovejoy. I couldn't believe my fuckin' ears."
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"I told them I'd think about it. In this town, that means nothing."
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"That's the difference between you and me, Harry. I say what I mean."
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"I want Martin Weir, I talk to Martin Weir, not his trainer's shrink."
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"Shrink's trainer."
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"Take me back to my car."
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"Yeah?"
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"Tommo. Chili."
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"Where you been? I been lookin' all over."
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"Ray Bones is looking for you. Where are you?"
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"I'm in LA now. I'm going into the movie business. Producing."
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"What the fuck do you know about makin' movies?"
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"I don't think the producer has to know much."
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"I gotta go. Call me when you know more about Bones."
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"Hey, Karen, how you doin'?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Listen, I wanted to apologize for breaking in last night."
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"You broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?"
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"No, your patio door was open. You shouldn't do that."
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"Well, lock it on your way out."
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"You had a bad day, huh?"
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"The director said I couldn't reach the emotional core of the character."
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"What? Obviously he didn't see Bride Of The Mutant."
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"You saw that one?"
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"When you say to the alien mother that her time on earth is finished,"
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"Joan Crawford, on her best day wished she had the emotion,"
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"the intensity that you had."
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"That was a good scene for a horror movie."
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"No, for any movie."
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"I know I'm better than walking round in fuck-me pumps, waiting to scream."
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"Yeah, but what a scream."
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"It would be nice to get the chance to say one great line."
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"Like when Bette Davis walks up to the guy"
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"and says "I'd kiss you..."
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"...but I just washed my hands"."
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"How come you don't work with Harry?"
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"'Cause I married Martin Weir. He was a full-time job."
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"- Have you read Harry's new script? - No."
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"He says it's the best thing he's ever read."
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"He means after Slime Creatures III."
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"Did Harry ask you to help him put Martin in a movie?"
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"Harry's dreaming of a $40 million movie,"
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"with a star he'll never sign with or without my help."
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"He said Martin flipped over it."
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"Martin's known for his flipping."
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"When it's time to make a deal, he flips out."
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"Why don't I pick you up a script, then you can read it yourself?"
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"Don't go out of your way."
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"Nah, it's nothing."
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"Well, I gotta have a talk with my runaway dry-cleaner."
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"See how your story ends."
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"Touch Of Evil is playing near my hotel."
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"We can check it out if you want. Watch Charlton Heston be a Mexican."
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"That's all right. Another time."
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"See you round."
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