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"- Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that. - Yes. Yes."
Chef
"I knew you would have something bigger than this."
Chef
"- You don't care about coming back here. - Yeah."
Chef
"So you came back to tell me you got me a gig?"
Chef
"'Cause I'll leave Gauloises like that, baby."
Chef
"No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real."
Chef
"- Don't leave me behind again. - I will not."
Chef
"- Don't ever do that again. - Don't hit me."
Chef
"- This guy. - Please don't hit me. I'm sorry."
Chef
"I'm really sorry. I was on the spot, bro."
Chef
"I had been drinking that day. I... l... l didn't know what to do."
Chef
"- I'm a pussy, basically. I'm sorry. - It's OK. It's over."
Chef
"- I vouch for that. - It's fine. What are you gonna do?"
Chef
"- It's a big opport... - But then they put you on YouTube."
Chef
"And I felt so responsible for that shit."
Chef
"- That shit was funny, by the way. - What was funny about it?"
Chef
"- It's not funny for me. - Just that everybody I know saw it."
Chef
"- I know, I know. - I kinda felt famous by knowing you."
Chef
"Is it a little bit funny? Like... Like, is it... they're laughing at me or with me?"
Chef
"A little bit of both."
Chef
"They're laughing with you and at you at the same time."
Chef
"- It's so embarrassing. - Oh, it is terrible. It is so bad."
Chef
"But it's funny too at the same time."
Chef
"It makes you kind of likeable in a weird way."
Chef
"Yeah. That guy deserved it. Everybody knows that guy deserved it."
Chef
"- But, seriously, I'm sorry. - It's alright."
Chef
"You know, I'm gonna land on my feet."
Chef
"- Oh, you will. - Yeah, good. I know."
Chef
"- I'll get my next gig. - I'll be there with you."
Chef
"- Everything will be fine. - I'm your sous-chef now and forever."
Chef
"You're not my sous-chef anymore. You are chef de cuisine."
Chef
"- But I wouldn't even be there... - It doesn't matter."
Chef
"Riva's right about one thing."
Chef
"You are ready to run your own kitchen. So don't blow it."
Chef
"It's a big opportunity for you."
Chef
"- To Tony's big new opportunity. - To Tony's big opportunity."
Chef
"- To chef de cuisine. - I don't like how it happened."
Chef
"- But I'm happy it happened. OK? - (CHUCKLES) Two words, man."
Chef
"You guys. I love you fucking guys."
Chef
"- I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef."
Chef
"- Look at that. - Mmm."
Chef
"I love both of you."
Chef
"We love you, man."
Chef
"Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. (LAUGHS)"
Chef
"- Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man."
Chef
"- I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out?"
Chef
"(SIGHS) The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me."
Chef
"I got no job prospects whatsoever."
Chef
"- What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out."
Chef
"- Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing."
Chef
"- Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano."
Chef
"I don't even know what that means."
Chef
"I'm everywhere."
Chef
"- OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme. - (CHUCKLES)"
Chef
"Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme."
Chef
"Carl, you need to take a break."
Chef
"I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break."
Chef
"- No, you need a real break. - I need to work."
Chef
"- I need to get back into a kitchen. - You don't. Carl..."
Chef
"I wish I never... I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook."
Chef
"You gonna go work for another Riva in some other restaurant?"
Chef
"You've been miserable here as long as I've known you, Carl."
Chef
"- That's not true. We've had a blast. - Yes, we've had a blast."
Chef
"And now it's time for you to go."
Chef
"You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on."
Chef
"What's th... Who's this girl?"
Chef
"- Carl. - (CHUCKLES) What?"
Chef
"- Be real with me. - I am."
Chef
"You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life"
Chef
"that need your attention, like Percy."
Chef
"I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed."
Chef
"I'm embarrassing."
Chef
"He sees all this shit on the computer."
Chef
"- Well... - His friends have..."
Chef
"Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then."
Chef
"- I just... - He needs you, Carl."
Chef
"I'm... I don't know him, OK? He's at a weird age."
Chef
"Why don't you take this time to get to know him?"
Chef
"I want you to be happy."
Chef
"You're not happy."
Chef
"You're never gonna be happy here."
Chef
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
Chef
"I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known."
Chef
"There's always been the next thing to do."
Chef
"And now that it's all ended, and I'm, like... I'm, like, fucking lost."
Chef
"I think that's a good place to start."
Chef
"Come here."
Chef
"- You're the best. - Yeah."
Chef
"- I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - OK. You do that."
Chef
"Thank you."
Chef
"Hi, Flora. Percy here?"
Chef
"Percy aqui?"
Chef
"- He's inside. - Can you tell him I'm here?"
Chef
"- Sure. - Thanks."
Chef
"- Hi. - Why are you here?"
Chef
"I'm here to see... here to see Percy."
Chef
"- Oh. - It's been a while."
Chef
"I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming?"
Chef
"- I don't know, because... - He said he's sleeping."
Chef
"- OK. I'm gonna go talk to him. - No, no, wait one second."
Chef
"She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping,"
Chef
"she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping."
Chef
"- Let me talk to him. - Can you talk to me for one second first?"
Chef
"Please? Come."
Chef
"Percy and I are going to Miami to see my father."
Chef
"So why don't you come with us?"
Chef
"- What? - Yeah, come with us."
Chef
"You want me to go... I can't come with you to Miami."
Chef
"I don't... I got all..."
Chef
"I don't have any money."
Chef
"I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over"
Chef
"with the internet, Twitter, all that shit."
Chef
"Yeah, but I could lend you some money before you..."
Chef
"I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you."
Chef
"You know that he's really upset"
Chef
"because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right?"
Chef
"He's hurt. He misses you."
Chef
"OK. What do you want me to do?"
Chef
"You know that the nannies can't get on the plane."
Chef
"So why don't you come with us"
Chef
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