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"- OK. - OK?"
Chef
"We're not pushing specials today. The whole menu is special."
Chef
"- I'm excited. - I'm excited. I'm finally happy."
Chef
"I'm happy, OK?"
Chef
"- Am I allowed to be happy at work? - (DOOR OPENS)"
Chef
"Carl. Carl. We're staying with the same menu, right?"
Chef
"I have something really good planned for tonight."
Chef
"I'm gonna let you... It's not sweetbreads."
Chef
"- You're gonna be able to taste it. - That may be true."
Chef
"But we have the most reservations on a work night since we opened."
Chef
"- You realise that? - I know. I was on Twitter."
Chef
"- Yeah. - I was promoting the restaurant."
Chef
"- I was on Twitter. - What? Yeah, that's another thing."
Chef
"From now on, before you post anything online, I OK it. Alright?"
Chef
"The whole reason everybody's here tonight"
Chef
"is because I called out Ramsey Michel online"
Chef
"and they're all coming to watch me stick it in his ass."
Chef
"Yeah, and you're gonna twitter an apology"
Chef
"for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole."
Chef
"- I'm not gonna fucking apologise. - What do you mean, you're not..."
Chef
"- You see what he wrote about me? - I don't give a fuck..."
Chef
"- He started it! - ..what he wrote. I don't care."
Chef
"You're a cook. You're a chef."
Chef
"This is what you've been cooking for years, and it works."
Chef
"And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex..."
Chef
"- You want me to cook the same food? - The same exact..."
Chef
"The same food that he ripped apart? The same guy who's coming tonight?"
Chef
"The restaurant isn't filled with critics!"
Chef
"It's filled with people that've been eating your food"
Chef
"for the last 10 years!"
Chef
"So now, suddenly, you're gonna be an artist."
Chef
"Well, be an artist on your own time."
Chef
"- Listen to me. - No sweetbreads!"
Chef
"- Listen! - No calves' brains."
Chef
"I'm not cooking sweetbreads! Listen to me."
Chef
"The kitchen is my domain. That was our deal."
Chef
"I don't give a fuck what the deal was!"
Chef
"The deal is now changed. Either you stay or you go."
Chef
"It's up to you. End of discussion."
Chef
"- We got a full house of people... -Yeah. - ..who are coming tonight... -Yeah."
Chef
"- ..To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl."
Chef
"It's not your food."
Chef
"By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant."
Chef
"I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins."
Chef
"I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary."
Chef
"I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK?"
Chef
"So you either cook my menu or Tony can."
Chef
"Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway."
Chef
"Tell the truth. Right?"
Chef
"So you're threatening to fire me now?"
Chef
"Am I threatening to fire you?"
Chef
"No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do"
Chef
"if you don't cook my menu."
Chef
"Subject closed."
Chef
"Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef"
Chef
"and we see how it goes tonight?"
Chef
"Let's go, Tony. Fuck this."
Chef
"CARL: Tony."
Chef
"Good luck."
Chef
"- Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack."
Chef
"- No way, man! - CARL: Martin, Martin."
Chef
"- No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay."
Chef
"Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it."
Chef
"Don't do it. Just stay."
Chef
"- Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah."
Chef
"Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?"
Chef
"(SIGHS)"
Chef
"(FUNKY MUSIC)"
Chef
"Let's go! Get the leg on. Coming up."
Chef
"Get that lava cake out, table 22."
Chef
"Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back."
Chef
"This is table 22."
Chef
"Just a moment, please."
Chef
"No, no, we gotta chiz this. You didn't chiz it."
Chef
"Welcome back."
Chef
"Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel. Right this way."
Chef
"RAMSEY: Thank you."
Chef
"- I hope traffic wasn't too bad. - No, it wasn't."
Chef
"('CAVERN' BY LIQUID LIQUID)"
Chef
"- 30, I got one. - Table 30's still missing the risotto."
Chef
"What's going on with all these tickets, man?"
Chef
"Yes? How can I help you?"
Chef
"Isn't this, um..."
Chef
"Wasn't this on the menu last time I... l... l visited?"
Chef
"I believe it was."
Chef
"I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be..."
Chef
"...be different, more of an event."
Chef
"I understand."
Chef
"Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable?"
Chef
"Um... could I actually..."
Chef
"Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper?"
Chef
"I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe."
Chef
"- Um... - lf l may?"
Chef
"The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard,"
Chef
"they shipped me this bottle as a gift,"
Chef
"and I've just been waiting for the right occasion."
Chef
"That... that's very generous of you."
Chef
"Is Chef Casper here?"
Chef
"Unfortunately, he was called away."
Chef
"Is he coming back?"
Chef
"I'm afraid that was left ambiguous."
Chef
"('CAVERN' CONTINUES)"
Chef
"(LAUGHS)"
Chef
"(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)"
Chef
"I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone."
Chef
"- Please let me do my job. - Please go to the bar."
Chef
"- Tony! - Carl, I can't talk right now."
Chef
"- We are in deep weeds. - CARL: This guy's tweeting me."
Chef
"This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving?"
Chef
"I don't know. They're serving the same shit."
Chef
"- What's he eating? - I think he's..."
Chef
"- What course is he on? - He's..."
Chef
"He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now."
Chef
"You just keep him right where the fuck he is."
Chef
"- What?! - I'm parking the car."
Chef
"- Carl, what? - Don't let him leave."
Chef
"Keep the motherfucker there!"
Chef
"Is he here? Is the fucker still here?"
Chef
"- Oh, fuck. - Let's go into the back of the house."
Chef
"I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing."
Chef
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