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Clips from Lucifer - Orgy Pants to Work (S04E04)

"But I did wonder if he had a crush on Big Nose, though."
Lucifer
"'Cause he was always, like, watching him."
Lucifer
"Your work is very good."
Lucifer
"Do you ever do nudes?"
Lucifer
"-Couples, perhaps? -Okay, thank you."
Lucifer
"I will need to hold on to this one, but we are done here. Thank you."
Lucifer
"-[Lucifer] Thank you. -[Chloe] Thank you very much."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer sighs]"
Lucifer
"Okay, Lucifer, I need to talk to you."
Lucifer
"Your extracurricular activities"
Lucifer
"are starting to hinder our job."
Lucifer
"There is a dead man right there"
Lucifer
"and you showing up to his murder scene"
Lucifer
"in assless slacks..."
Lucifer
"is not only disrespectful to the LAPD, it is disrespectful to him."
Lucifer
"So if you can't take what we do seriously,"
Lucifer
"then maybe you shouldn't be here."
Lucifer
"No, I understand, detective, and I apologize."
Lucifer
"I haven't been at my best today."
Lucifer
"But I do take our work, our partnership, very seriously."
Lucifer
"In fact, I hereby promise"
Lucifer
"that the personal shall interfere with the professional no more."
Lucifer
"-[phone rings] -Sorry."
Lucifer
"-[phone rings] -Yeah, I..."
Lucifer
"Silent from here on in,"
Lucifer
"you won't even know that I have a personal life."
Lucifer
"[phone buzzing]"
Lucifer
"[bell rings]"
Lucifer
"-[bump] -[sighs]"
Lucifer
"-Does no one need a demon today? -[Eve] I could use one."
Lucifer
"Lucifer and I were supposed to bake and Drake tonight."
Lucifer
"You know..."
Lucifer
"Like, really bakes"
Lucifer
"and watch a Drake concert."
Lucifer
"But he had to go back to work."
Lucifer
"I'm really happy he has a job, I am."
Lucifer
"But..."
Lucifer
"I just didn't think he would be there all the time."
Lucifer
"Yeah, used to drive me nuts too."
Lucifer
"Until I got a life."
Lucifer
"Smashing heads, hunting bounties."
Lucifer
"You know, my own thing."
Lucifer
"I don't want to do my own thing."
Lucifer
"You know, I happen to have some free time on my hands today."
Lucifer
"Why don't we do our own thing together?"
Lucifer
"I'm sure Lucifer will be back any minute."
Lucifer
"Or maybe he won't."
Lucifer
"You are Eve! You are the first best party girl ever!"
Lucifer
"Are you gonna sit at home waiting for your man..."
Lucifer
"or are you going to come and party..."
Lucifer
"with me?"
Lucifer
"Well, I do like to party."
Lucifer
"-[crack] -Yeah, you do!"
Lucifer
"Something on that pretty little face of yours."
Lucifer
"["I Only Speak In Friction" by Plague Vendor playing]"
Lucifer
"[indistinct chatter]"
Lucifer
"[crash]"
Lucifer
"Hello, brother."
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"It's good to see you, Remiel."
Lucifer
"[Amenadiel laughs]"
Lucifer
"So, what brings you to Earth?"
Lucifer
"Silver City run out of stags to hunt,"
Lucifer
"you need a break from Castiel singing,"
Lucifer
"or you just miss your big bro?"
Lucifer
"I wish I was here for such frivolous reasons."
Lucifer
"But we have a problem."
Lucifer
"For the first time in millennia"
Lucifer
"I've sensed a new Celestial."
Lucifer
"A baby!"
Lucifer
"Right here in Los Angeles."
Lucifer
"But you already knew that. Didn't you, brother?"
Lucifer
"[bell rings]"
Lucifer
"Oh, gosh!"
Lucifer
"Who is ready to bake and Drake?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Doctor."
Lucifer
"Yes, well, I'm afraid you've missed the festivities."
Lucifer
"But if you like to come back Saturday..."
Lucifer
"I came because you've canceled three therapy sessions."
Lucifer
"I want to make sure you are okay."
Lucifer
"Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm more than fine, actually."
Lucifer
"Living my best life on all fronts."
Lucifer
"Balancing work and pleasure like..."
Lucifer
"like a finely calibrated machine."
Lucifer
"You..."
Lucifer
"You haven't seen a tiny divine brunette, have you?"
Lucifer
""You didn't show, so I went out with Maze."
Lucifer
"Hope you are not dead. Eve.""
Lucifer
"Well, I admit there are still a few kinks to work out."
Lucifer
"Speaking of, if you'll excuse me."
Lucifer
"It can't be easy all these years upholding human law."
Lucifer
"Eve will love this."
Lucifer
"Exploring your caring, altruistic side with Chloe..."
Lucifer
""...us to enjoy together...""
Lucifer
"...and now being in a committed relationship with Eve,"
Lucifer
"who expects you to be your..."
Lucifer
"-old hedonistic devil self at all times-- -Apologies detective."
Lucifer
"Now, how many times can he program this thing to say "Ever"?"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"When you bifurcate your life this way,"
Lucifer
"good and bad,"
Lucifer
"crime solver and..."
Lucifer
"orgy host..."
Lucifer
"you're effectively denying half of yourself all of the time."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, if you don't stop pulling yourself in opposite directions,"
Lucifer
"you're going to come undone."
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"That is preposterous."
Lucifer
"I mean, I finally got everything I ever wanted."
Lucifer
"I've got a girlfriend who accepts, nay, appreciates that I'm the devil,"
Lucifer
"makes every waking moment a non-stop bacchanal,"
Lucifer
"and then, there's work."
Lucifer
"And I don't need to tell you how important that is to me."
Lucifer
"No, you don't."
Lucifer
"So you see why I'm no longer in need of therapy, doctor."
Lucifer
"Perfection achieved."
Lucifer
"Is that why you spent the last few minutes ordering apology gifts"
Lucifer
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