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Clips from Lucifer - Orgy Pants to Work (S04E04)

"for both Eve and Chloe?"
Lucifer
"[phone buzzes]"
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Well, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to leave it there, doctor."
Lucifer
"There appears to have been a break in the case."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] My goodness."
Lucifer
"[bang]"
Lucifer
"[footsteps]"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer, knocking] Detective!"
Lucifer
"Hi."
Lucifer
"-[whispers] Lucifer, get in the car! -[door clicks]"
Lucifer
"Sorry I'm late, okay?"
Lucifer
"What have we got?"
Lucifer
"Ella ran a facial recognition on the sketch of Gary's stalker"
Lucifer
"and got a hit."
Lucifer
"I guy named Vince Walker, ex-marine,"
Lucifer
"and we couldn't get a physical address,"
Lucifer
"but his name is registered to that car."
Lucifer
"So we're on a stakeout. Undercover."
Lucifer
"Understood, detective."
Lucifer
"You can count on me."
Lucifer
"I'll not take my eyes off that vehicle."
Lucifer
"Come now, brother."
Lucifer
"We both knew it was only a matter of time before this happened."
Lucifer
"We did?"
Lucifer
"Of course, there was bound to be a child eventually,"
Lucifer
"because of all the meaningless sexual encounters."
Lucifer
"I wouldn't say they were meaningless."
Lucifer
"Please. Our brother Lucifer is a... What do they call it here?"
Lucifer
"A slut."
Lucifer
"Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"You're here because you think Lucifer has fathered a half-human child?"
Lucifer
"[Remy] Must have been difficult for you."
Lucifer
"Bearing the burden of Lucifer secret alone in order to protect him."
Lucifer
"But I'm here now, brother."
Lucifer
"Together, we can put an end to this madness."
Lucifer
"Oh whoa, whoa, Remy."
Lucifer
"What do you mean exactly by "put an end to it"?"
Lucifer
"As we both know,"
Lucifer
"it's forbidden for humans and celestials to intermingle in an amorous manner."
Lucifer
"The child shouldn't exist."
Lucifer
"The child is innocent."
Lucifer
"Exactly! Which is why we must find the child,"
Lucifer
"snatch it up and take it to Heaven for the rest of eternity."
Lucifer
"[thud]"
Lucifer
"Remy, put your wings away!"
Lucifer
"Humans aren't supposed to see them."
Lucifer
"Right!"
Lucifer
"I forgot!"
Lucifer
"Please slow time so these barely sentient creatures won't see us fly away."
Lucifer
"Well, I can't slow time."
Lucifer
"Because that would be too easy."
Lucifer
"Look, this is our first brother-sister hunt in over a millennia."
Lucifer
"Why not make it a proper challenge?"
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"You are right!"
Lucifer
"To the challenge!"
Lucifer
"Where might we find the kind of human woman"
Lucifer
"that Lucifer would impregnate?"
Lucifer
"Actually..."
Lucifer
"I know exactly where to start."
Lucifer
"But... perhaps we should begin with a change of clothes."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, I'm sorry that I was hard on you before."
Lucifer
"You know, we..."
Lucifer
"We all have our personal lives"
Lucifer
"and I go to parent-teacher conferences"
Lucifer
"and you host sex parties, so..."
Lucifer
"To each their own."
Lucifer
"Look, as long as you continue to wear actual pants to work..."
Lucifer
"then, if you're happy, I'm happy."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer snores]"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer snores]"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer snores]"
Lucifer
"You know, I'm not happy."
Lucifer
"Of course..."
Lucifer
"I want you to be happy."
Lucifer
"But the way..."
Lucifer
"that you are happy..."
Lucifer
"It makes me uncomfortable."
Lucifer
"It makes me feel sick, to be honest."
Lucifer
"And yes, sometimes it makes me jealous."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"I hate the way you are happy."
Lucifer
"And..."
Lucifer
"there it is."
Lucifer
"[smacks]"
Lucifer
"[clears throat] Fetch me the goat!"
Lucifer
"No, in the hat."
Lucifer
"We need to make sure this is the guy."
Lucifer
"[footsteps]"
Lucifer
"[woman screams]"
Lucifer
"I think he is the guy."
Lucifer
"[screaming] Help! Fire! No, no!"
Lucifer
"There you go. Big, strong donkey kicks. Now locate the trunk release."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] LAPD. Step away from the victim!"
Lucifer
"And stop... giving her notes?"
Lucifer
"Vincent Walker."
Lucifer
"You mind? We're kind of in the middle of something here."
Lucifer
"[lady] Is this a part of the scenario?"
Lucifer
"[lady] 'Cause we haven't done  crossfire drills yet."
Lucifer
"I need to give it a shot."
Lucifer
"[Vincent] You can put the gun away, detective. I run a K and R outfit."
Lucifer
"Kidnap and ransom."
Lucifer
"[slams trunk]"
Lucifer
"We offer abduction survival courses for frequent travelers like Joyce here."
Lucifer
"[Joyce] They are the best in the business."
Lucifer
"My employer pays for everybody in the Bogota office"
Lucifer
"to get kidnapped at least once."
Lucifer
"[mouths] It's my third time."
Lucifer
"Quite a thrill-seeker, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"Okay, who payed you to kidnap Gary Van Blunt?"
Lucifer
"As usual, you cops have it all wrong."
Lucifer
"Our parent company payed Mr. Van Blunt to audit us."
Lucifer
"That was a formality. Typical government red tape."
Lucifer
"Then he accused me of paying off Bolivian border guards."
Lucifer
"-And were you? -Of course he was."
Lucifer
"[Vincent] Damn right I was. To keep my clients safe."
Lucifer
"Everyone in my line of work does."
Lucifer
"I told Gary his goody two shoes routine could cost real people their lives,"
Lucifer
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