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Clips from Lucifer - Orgy Pants to Work (S04E04)

"Detective, when you said you were fine hearing about my romantic life with Eve--"
Lucifer
"Still am. Super fine."
Lucifer
"Fine with the aquarium story,"
Lucifer
"fine with the vat of melted chocolate story,"
Lucifer
"with the boning the entire cast"
Lucifer
"-of Cirque du Soleil story. -True."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] And I, personally, I can't get enough,"
Lucifer
"because it's awesome."
Lucifer
"But right now, I'm trying to concentrate."
Lucifer
"[female voice] Lucifer! You brought donuts."
Lucifer
"Oh, Rookie Joan,"
Lucifer
"I thought a few sweet treats might help these pesky morning meetings"
Lucifer
"go a little easier."
Lucifer
"Mondays, am I right? [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"It's Wednesday."
Lucifer
"-Is it? -Ah-ha."
Lucifer
"So I completely missed the tutorial on the new computer system?"
Lucifer
"Mm. It's probably for the best."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Oh gosh, no! I'm so sorry. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"I seem to have picked up the candy dandy rave donuts"
Lucifer
"instead of the regular glazed ones."
Lucifer
"One bite of this and you'd be riding the rainbow unicorn for days."
Lucifer
"Come to think of it, I just realized what happened to Monday and Tuesday."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Lucifer, if you'd really like to help, we can get into these case files."
Lucifer
"-Why don't we do that? -[phone buzzes]"
Lucifer
"Oh, I would love to, detective, but I'm gonna have to rain check."
Lucifer
"Promised Eve I'd be home in time for the naughty raffle."
Lucifer
"[bang]"
Lucifer
"Honey, I'm home!"
Lucifer
"[rattle]"
Lucifer
"Who replaced my knife caddy with this tiny... torture device?"
Lucifer
"[Amenadiel] Hello, Mazikeen."
Lucifer
"I've been helping Linda out with a lot of things"
Lucifer
"while you've been hunting bounties for months."
Lucifer
"I wasn't hunting bounties, Amenadiel."
Lucifer
"Never mind. What else changed while I was gone?"
Lucifer
"Hi!"
Lucifer
"[Maze] Linda!"
Lucifer
"You're fat!"
Lucifer
"Well, good luck with all of this."
Lucifer
"-Linda, I'll see you tonight at Lamaze. -Okay."
Lucifer
"What in... La-what now?"
Lucifer
"Lamaze. It's a baby class for mom and partner."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Not mom, partner and demon."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"Please don't get any ideas."
Lucifer
"-Maybe you can come to the next one. -Whatever."
Lucifer
"You know what I've been hunting all these months?"
Lucifer
"[Maze] This."
Lucifer
"For the baby."
Lucifer
"Hope you like it."
Lucifer
"[hinges squeak]"
Lucifer
"[door slams]"
Lucifer
"I'm sure Lucifer will be here soon."
Lucifer
"Lucky us! Maybe this time he'll show up with a kilo of coke."
Lucifer
"Or another Mexican wrestler."
Lucifer
"-That was a scheduling issue. -More like a life issue."
Lucifer
"As in you cannot live the life that he lives"
Lucifer
"and still work with the LAPD."
Lucifer
"Daniel, figure it out."
Lucifer
"I know things have been off with Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"but when it comes to the job, he's got it covered."
Lucifer
"I'm sure."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Ella, what do we have?"
Lucifer
"[Ella] John Doe."
Lucifer
"Died on impact after being pushed out of that window up there."
Lucifer
"One day, he is just living his life."
Lucifer
"The next, bam! Smashed."
Lucifer
"Like a bug on a windshield."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Sorry I'm late, got a little tied up at home."
Lucifer
"But don't worry, I'll be all business from here on out."
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Great. -[Lucifer] Right, what do we got?"
Lucifer
"And a party in the back!"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, we are at a crime scene."
Lucifer
"Oh! Oh, dear. [laughs]"
Lucifer
"I've worn my orgy pants to work, haven't I? [laughs]"
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Crisis averted, detective."
Lucifer
"-Seriously? -Yeah."
Lucifer
"Anyhow, Ms. Bassich here was telling us"
Lucifer
"-about our victim, Gary Van Blunt. -Oh."
Lucifer
"Best auditor I ever had."
Lucifer
"-[phone beeps] -Hard worker, detail-oriented..."
Lucifer
"bit of a bore in personality department"
Lucifer
"-if you know what I mean. -[phone beeps]"
Lucifer
"And you said that Gary's laptop was missing."
Lucifer
"Do you know if there was any sensitive information on it"
Lucifer
"or any reason someone would want to steal it or keep it from getting out?"
Lucifer
"What Gary had on that laptop"
Lucifer
"-could've shut down dozens of businesses. -[phone beeps]"
Lucifer
"Did you ever receive any threats here at the office?"
Lucifer
"Gary did mention someone was actually following him, though."
Lucifer
"-[phone camera shutter clicking] -Home, work, home."
Lucifer
"Work, home, work..."
Lucifer
"Yes, I understand."
Lucifer
"Are there security cameras here on the premises"
Lucifer
"or an overnight guard, possibly, that could have seen anything?"
Lucifer
"[phone beeps]"
Lucifer
"-Lucifer. -Mm."
Lucifer
"I think we may have a lead."
Lucifer
"[Chloe clears throat]"
Lucifer
"LAPD. Detective Decker. Hi."
Lucifer
"Oh. Sorry."
Lucifer
"I know it's sad or whatever,"
Lucifer
"but Big Nose Brown Shoes in that pose is the most artistically stimulating thing"
Lucifer
"I've seen out here, well, ever."
Lucifer
"Big Nose Brown Shoes?"
Lucifer
"I don't know their names, so..."
Lucifer
"-So, do you draw here regularly? -Every day on my lunch break."
Lucifer
"You know, so my soul doesn't die up there in the cubicle."
Lucifer
"Do you happen to have any more drawings of Mr. Van..."
Lucifer
"or Big Nose Brown Shoes?"
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"So, this guy here. He is in a lot of your drawings."
Lucifer
"Square Jaw Buzz Cut."
Lucifer
"What about him?"
Lucifer
"Do you know if he knew Big Nose Brown Shoes?"
Lucifer
"I don't think so."
Lucifer
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