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Clips from All in the Family - Meet the Bunkers (S01E01)

Wait a minute, meathead. You said that, not me.

"Wait a minute, meathead. You said that, not me."

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I never said your black beauties was lazy.

"I never said your black beauties was lazy."

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It's just their systems is geared a little slower than the rest of us, that's all.

"It's just their systems is geared a little slower than the rest of us, that's all."

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- Come on ! - You don't believe me, look it up.

"- Come on ! - You don't believe me, look it up."

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There's no hope for him. No hope at all.

"There's no hope for him. No hope at all."

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Any man deserves my respect, he's gonna get it regardless of his color.

"Any man deserves my respect, he's gonna get it regardless of his color."

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What do you call 'em "black beauties" for ?

"What do you call 'em "black beauties" for ?"

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Now, that's where I got you, Mr. liberal.

"Now, that's where I got you, Mr. liberal."

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Because there's a black guy that works down at the building with me,

"Because there's a black guy that works down at the building with me,"

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So what's the matter with "black beauties" ?

"So what's the matter with "black beauties" ?"

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It's nicer than when he called 'em "coons."

"It's nicer than when he called 'em "coons.""

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If "black beauties" is kosher with them, it's kosher with me.

"If "black beauties" is kosher with them, it's kosher with me."

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Hey, Lionel. Come on in. How's it goin' ?

"Hey, Lionel. Come on in. How's it goin' ?"

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In a way, we were just talking about you.

"In a way, we were just talking about you."

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Yeah, yeah, talkin' about prejudice.

"Yeah, yeah, talkin' about prejudice."

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Yes, sir, Mr. bunker.

"Yes, sir, Mr. bunker."

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These are for you, Mrs. bunker, a present from an admirer.

"These are for you, Mrs. bunker, a present from an admirer."

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For me ? Oh, my goodness !

"For me ? Oh, my goodness !"

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Gee, I wonder who it's from.

"Gee, I wonder who it's from."

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There's somethin' I wanna ask you, Lionel.

"There's somethin' I wanna ask you, Lionel."

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Let her open her gift first.

"Let her open her gift first."

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She's waited ten years. Another minute ain't gonna kill her.

"She's waited ten years. Another minute ain't gonna kill her."

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Come here, Lionel.

"Come here, Lionel."

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I wanna ask your opinion on somethin'.

"I wanna ask your opinion on somethin'."

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When you first started doin' odd jobs around the neighborhood,

"When you first started doin' odd jobs around the neighborhood,"

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That's swell. Good boy. Here, put that in your pocket.

"That's swell. Good boy. Here, put that in your pocket."

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Cheaper than a repairman, believe me.

"Cheaper than a repairman, believe me."

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Is anybody talkin' to you ?

"Is anybody talkin' to you ?"

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Now, Lionel, you could say, by throwin' you these little jobs,

"Now, Lionel, you could say, by throwin' you these little jobs,"

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that I was helpin' you get some money so you could go to college and become--

"that I was helpin' you get some money so you could go to college and become--"

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You hear that ?

"You hear that ?"

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- Ask your question already. - Keep your drawers on.

"- Ask your question already. - Keep your drawers on."

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By the way, that's a nice suit you got on.

"By the way, that's a nice suit you got on."

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It's classy. It's different. It's quiet. Where'd you get it ?

"It's classy. It's different. It's quiet. Where'd you get it ?"

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Up in Harlem. No !

"Up in Harlem. No !"

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I got two more, but one's yellow with stripes, the other's purple with checks.

"I got two more, but one's yellow with stripes, the other's purple with checks."

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You know, for when I'm with my people.

"You know, for when I'm with my people."

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Well, anyway, Lionel, uh, I would say that you know me pretty good.

"Well, anyway, Lionel, uh, I would say that you know me pretty good."

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Wouldn't you ? Oh, yes, sir, I got a bead on you, all right.

"Wouldn't you ? Oh, yes, sir, I got a bead on you, all right."

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I know you real good. Good, good.

"I know you real good. Good, good."

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Okay, all right, let's get to the point.

"Okay, all right, let's get to the point."

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What he wants to know is if you think he's prejudiced.

"What he wants to know is if you think he's prejudiced."

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Prejudiced ? Yeah.

"Prejudiced ? Yeah."

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Against who ?

"Against who ?"

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Against black people ? Mr. bunker ?

"Against black people ? Mr. bunker ?"

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Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.

"Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard."

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There ! You see that, wise guy ? [ Laughs ]

"There ! You see that, wise guy ? [ Laughs ]"

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You thought you knew him, you thought you knew me.

"You thought you knew him, you thought you knew me."

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Oh, these liberals, they're supposed to be so sensitive, you know.

"Oh, these liberals, they're supposed to be so sensitive, you know."

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I'll tell you where this guy is sensitive, Lionel-- right in his tuckus.

"I'll tell you where this guy is sensitive, Lionel-- right in his tuckus."

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Uh, where ?

"Uh, where ?"

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It's a yiddish word. It means--

"It's a yiddish word. It means--"

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uh, I know where it's at.

"uh, I know where it's at."

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Uh, I was just wondering, Mr. bunker, what's with the Jewish word ?

"Uh, I was just wondering, Mr. bunker, what's with the Jewish word ?"

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Ah, well, I hear them. We got a couple of hebes workin' down at the building.

"Ah, well, I hear them. We got a couple of hebes workin' down at the building."

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Does he use words like that very often ? Now and then.

"Does he use words like that very often ? Now and then."

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Uh, beggin' your pardon, Mr. bunker,

"Uh, beggin' your pardon, Mr. bunker,"

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but you wouldn't happen to be one of them, would you ?

"but you wouldn't happen to be one of them, would you ?"

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What ?

"What ?"

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Well, people don't use Jewish words just like that, do they, Mike ?

"Well, people don't use Jewish words just like that, do they, Mike ?"

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No, not in my experience.

"No, not in my experience."

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Come to think of it, when your father was visiting last year, wasn't his name Davey--

"Come to think of it, when your father was visiting last year, wasn't his name Davey--"

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- my father's name was David. - Right. And what was your mother's name ?

"- my father's name was David. - Right. And what was your mother's name ?"

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Uh, David and Sarah. Two Jewish names.

"Uh, David and Sarah. Two Jewish names."

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Which has got nothin' to do with the Jews.

"Which has got nothin' to do with the Jews."

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you don't wanna get uptight about it, Mr. bunker.

"you don't wanna get uptight about it, Mr. bunker."

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Look at that. See the way he uses his hands when he argues ?

"Look at that. See the way he uses his hands when he argues ?"

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What do you know about it, you dumb polack ?

"What do you know about it, you dumb polack ?"

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All right. All right. I'm a polack.

"All right. All right. I'm a polack."

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You sure are. You're a polack joke.

"You sure are. You're a polack joke."

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But I don't mind, though.

"But I don't mind, though."

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I'm Polish. I'm proud of it.

"I'm Polish. I'm proud of it."

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There you are, Mr. bunker. You oughta be proud you're Jewish.

"There you are, Mr. bunker. You oughta be proud you're Jewish."

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What the hell are you talkin' about ?

"What the hell are you talkin' about ?"

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You are talkin' with your hands.

"You are talkin' with your hands."

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You see, the Jews tend to be emotional.

"You see, the Jews tend to be emotional."

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Now, listen to me, Lionel. I'm gonna give you this once more, and that's all.

"Now, listen to me, Lionel. I'm gonna give you this once more, and that's all."

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I am not Jewish. Yes, sir, Mr. bunker.

"I am not Jewish. Yes, sir, Mr. bunker."

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I'm not gonna throw away nine years of friendship over a little thing like that.

"I'm not gonna throw away nine years of friendship over a little thing like that."

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and I don't care what color he is.

"and I don't care what color he is."

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Open it now, mom. Yeah, go ahead, ma.

"Open it now, mom. Yeah, go ahead, ma."

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I can't believe it. Look, my hands are shaking.

"I can't believe it. Look, my hands are shaking."

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Oh ! Oh, my !

"Oh ! Oh, my !"

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Lace hankies. Look, Gloria.

"Lace hankies. Look, Gloria."

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Two beautiful lace hankies.

"Two beautiful lace hankies."

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Is that all ? Don't you wanna know who it's from ?

"Is that all ? Don't you wanna know who it's from ?"

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Those are the most beautiful hankies. That's real lace.

"Those are the most beautiful hankies. That's real lace."

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And flowers. I've just never seen such--

"And flowers. I've just never seen such--"

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oh, my glory.

"oh, my glory."

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Come on, Edith. Who are they from ?

"Come on, Edith. Who are they from ?"

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They're from you, Archie.

"They're from you, Archie."

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[ Coughing ]

"[ Coughing ]"

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I ain't seen an anniversary gift from you since the first year.

"I ain't seen an anniversary gift from you since the first year."

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- Pound his back, Mike. - Keep away from me, meathead. Keep away from me.

"- Pound his back, Mike. - Keep away from me, meathead. Keep away from me."

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You know what I'm gonna do ?

"You know what I'm gonna do ?"

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I'm gonna try using one.

"I'm gonna try using one."

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You know, see how I look with it.

"You know, see how I look with it."

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Some people don't look natural with fancy things.

"Some people don't look natural with fancy things."

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Oh, you look wonderful, mom ! Perfectly natural.

"Oh, you look wonderful, mom ! Perfectly natural."

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Just don't blow in it. It'll go right through.

"Just don't blow in it. It'll go right through."

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Oh, Archie, I just don't know what to say.

"Oh, Archie, I just don't know what to say."

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Except thank you, sweetheart.

"Except thank you, sweetheart."

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Oh, I do thank you, Archie dear.

"Oh, I do thank you, Archie dear."

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All right, all right, Edith. You're gettin' me all wet.

"All right, all right, Edith. You're gettin' me all wet."

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Read the card.

"Read the card."

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Oh. Archie. [ Giggles ]

"Oh. Archie. [ Giggles ]"

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I'll bet it's a hallmark.

"I'll bet it's a hallmark."

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"Through all the years I've been with you,

""Through all the years I've been with you,"

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"we've had our ups and downs, 'tis true.

""we've had our ups and downs, 'tis true."

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"But life with us has just begun.

""But life with us has just begun."

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What are you lookin' at ?

"What are you lookin' at ?"

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"And when, my dear, we're old and gray,

""And when, my dear, we're old and gray,"

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"and life for us is sunny weather,

""and life for us is sunny weather,"

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"we'll look back on our lives and say,

""we'll look back on our lives and say,"

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it's been a gay, gay lark together."

"it's been a gay, gay lark together.""

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All right, all right. Come on, will youse.

"All right, all right. Come on, will youse."

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Oh, Archie, I-- I just don't know what to say.

"Oh, Archie, I-- I just don't know what to say."

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That was so beauti-- ohh.

"That was so beauti-- ohh."

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It's as if she was a hamburger.

"It's as if she was a hamburger."

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The card kinda got to you, huh ?

"The card kinda got to you, huh ?"

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