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Clips from All in the Family - Meet the Bunkers (S01E01)

- I never knew you were so soft and sentimental. - You don't know much anyhow.

"- I never knew you were so soft and sentimental. - You don't know much anyhow."

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I wanna tell you somethin' about yourself.

"I wanna tell you somethin' about yourself."

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You are a person of very little quality.

"You are a person of very little quality."

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You got no appreciation for some of your finer things.

"You got no appreciation for some of your finer things."

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What-- Archie, we're talking about a greeting card.

"What-- Archie, we're talking about a greeting card."

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They got some damn good writers writin' for them cards. Come on.

"They got some damn good writers writin' for them cards. Come on."

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Some of your best song lyrics come right off them cards ! All right !

"Some of your best song lyrics come right off them cards ! All right !"

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What are you gettin' so excited about ? It's a greeting card.

"What are you gettin' so excited about ? It's a greeting card."

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It's not like you wrote the thing. No, I didn't write it.

"It's not like you wrote the thing. No, I didn't write it."

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But who had the good taste to pick it out ?

"But who had the good taste to pick it out ?"

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Aw, go on, will ya, meathead.

"Aw, go on, will ya, meathead."

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[ Archie ] ♪ boy, the way Glenn Miller played ♪

"[ Archie ] ♪ boy, the way Glenn Miller played ♪"

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[ Edith ] ♪ songs that made the hit parade ♪

"[ Edith ] ♪ songs that made the hit parade ♪"

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[ Archie ] ♪ guys like us we had it made ♪

"[ Archie ] ♪ guys like us we had it made ♪"

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Hey, see you. Yeah.

"Hey, see you. Yeah."

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It's one little thing more. It's not gonna hurt.

"It's one little thing more. It's not gonna hurt."

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For their own anniversary ?

"For their own anniversary ?"

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Look, I don't wanna make no world war III out of this.

"Look, I don't wanna make no world war III out of this."

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The table's all set, with the good glasses and all.

"The table's all set, with the good glasses and all."

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A what ? A brunch.

"A what ? A brunch."

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When your mother-in-law and me was going together, it was two whole years--

"When your mother-in-law and me was going together, it was two whole years--"

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I mean, absolutely nothin'. Not till the wedding night.

"I mean, absolutely nothin'. Not till the wedding night."

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What the hell is it nowadays ? Will you tell me ?

"What the hell is it nowadays ? Will you tell me ?"

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That's right. That's what the reverend feltcher was sayin'.

"That's right. That's what the reverend feltcher was sayin'."

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And the bleedin' hearts and weepin' nellies like youse two.

"And the bleedin' hearts and weepin' nellies like youse two."

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You nailin' me ? Yeah, that's right.

"You nailin' me ? Yeah, that's right."

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Because we got poverty. Real poverty. You know why we got that ?

"Because we got poverty. Real poverty. You know why we got that ?"

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Don't touch nothin' !

"Don't touch nothin' !"

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but I didn't know we had atheists !

"but I didn't know we had atheists !"

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Right about in there ? Yeah.

"Right about in there ? Yeah."

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So don't let it concern ya, huh ?

"So don't let it concern ya, huh ?"

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Sure I can't help you, dear ?

"Sure I can't help you, dear ?"

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It won't do him no harm, neither.

"It won't do him no harm, neither."

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The last time I seen him liftin' a hand around here, he was testin' his deodorant.

"The last time I seen him liftin' a hand around here, he was testin' his deodorant."

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I'm studying six hours, I'm in class six hours. Going to college is hard work.

"I'm studying six hours, I'm in class six hours. Going to college is hard work."

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Your cousin from the hospital empties bedpans.

"Your cousin from the hospital empties bedpans."

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All right, it's bad enough you gotta make fun of me.

"All right, it's bad enough you gotta make fun of me."

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There's just no fighting this prejudice.

"There's just no fighting this prejudice."

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I'm not prejudiced.

"I'm not prejudiced."

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and he's got a bumper sticker on his car that says,

"and he's got a bumper sticker on his car that says,"

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[ Doorbell rings ]

"[ Doorbell rings ]"

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Oh, Michael !

"Oh, Michael !"

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I'm glad you're here, Lionel.

"I'm glad you're here, Lionel."

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Oh, I ain't had a present for ten years !

"Oh, I ain't had a present for ten years !"

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one of the first guys to throw a little work your way--

"one of the first guys to throw a little work your way--"

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a 'lectrical engineer ! Yeah !

"a 'lectrical engineer ! Yeah !"

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Maybe people don't, but I do, and I ain't no yid.

"Maybe people don't, but I do, and I ain't no yid."

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It was Sarah. Yeah, my mother's name was Sarah. So what ?

"It was Sarah. Yeah, my mother's name was Sarah. So what ?"

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Now, you don't want--

"Now, you don't want--"

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There's nothing to be ashamed of, being Jewish. But I ain't Jewish !

"There's nothing to be ashamed of, being Jewish. But I ain't Jewish !"

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Huh ? Very semitic gesture.

"Huh ? Very semitic gesture."

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But I ain't Jewish !

"But I ain't Jewish !"

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You, of all people, should know that I ain't Jewish.

"You, of all people, should know that I ain't Jewish."

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So long, everybody. [ Gloria, Mike ] Bye, Lionel.

"So long, everybody. [ Gloria, Mike ] Bye, Lionel."

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Wait, daddy. Mom hasn't opened her gift yet.

"Wait, daddy. Mom hasn't opened her gift yet."

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Yeah, sit down, daddy. Come on.

"Yeah, sit down, daddy. Come on."

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I can't hardly believe it.

"I can't hardly believe it."

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Well, pretty near.

"Well, pretty near."

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Oh, there's a verse inside.

"Oh, there's a verse inside."

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The anniversary party's over. Why don't youse all get busy and clean up the mess.

"The anniversary party's over. Why don't youse all get busy and clean up the mess."

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- What do you mean ? It got to your mother-in-law. - No, no, it got to you too.

"- What do you mean ? It got to your mother-in-law. - No, no, it got to you too."

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[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ those were the days ♪

"[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ those were the days ♪"

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♪ guys like us we had it made ♪

"♪ guys like us we had it made ♪"

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[ Groans ]

"[ Groans ]"

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For today, for their 22nd anniversary,

"For today, for their 22nd anniversary,"

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I've got too much on my mind.

"I've got too much on my mind."

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I'm not gonna quarrel with ya, Archie.

"I'm not gonna quarrel with ya, Archie."

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You're early.

"You're early."

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You're married 22 years today, daddy.

"You're married 22 years today, daddy."

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And pull that skirt down.

"And pull that skirt down."

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Well, who's for more eggs ?

"Well, who's for more eggs ?"

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If I need any help, Michael can do it.

"If I need any help, Michael can do it."

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You don't have to worry. They ain't goin' nowhere.

"You don't have to worry. They ain't goin' nowhere."

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Don't give me that.

"Don't give me that."

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"black is beautiful."

""black is beautiful.""

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by the way, did you fix the tv ? Sure did, Mr. bunker.

"by the way, did you fix the tv ? Sure did, Mr. bunker."

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Against black people.

"Against black people."

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David and Sarah-- two names right out of the Bible.

"David and Sarah-- two names right out of the Bible."

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I didn't know you was Jewish.

"I didn't know you was Jewish."

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But even if you are, it doesn't change things between you and me.

"But even if you are, it doesn't change things between you and me."

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Well, I hate a smart-aleck kid,

"Well, I hate a smart-aleck kid,"

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Well, I think I'll go lay down and watch a little tv.

"Well, I think I'll go lay down and watch a little tv."

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"Together." Ohh.

""Together." Ohh."

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"We've yet to have all of our fun.

""We've yet to have all of our fun."

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As long as we're together."

"As long as we're together.""

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Them eggs over there is startin' to "foment."

"Them eggs over there is startin' to "foment.""

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Hey, do you have to always be doin' that ?

"Hey, do you have to always be doin' that ?"

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Mom !

"Mom !"

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I told ya, I work with a couple of Jews.

"I told ya, I work with a couple of Jews."

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No, not now. I don't have any time.

"No, not now. I don't have any time."

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we never-- I nev-- I mean, there was nothin'.

"we never-- I nev-- I mean, there was nothin'."

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Why, Dr. feinstein says she's anemic.

"Why, Dr. feinstein says she's anemic."

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Oh, daddy, leave him alone.

"Oh, daddy, leave him alone."

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What do you call all this ?

"What do you call all this ?"

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Will you stay out of this. So long as you don't argue.

"Will you stay out of this. So long as you don't argue."

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Nobody eats nothin' around here until we get this thing straight.

"Nobody eats nothin' around here until we get this thing straight."

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I'll get it.

"I'll get it."

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There's a card there, mom. Open it.

"There's a card there, mom. Open it."

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