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Clips from All in the Family - Meet the Bunkers (S01E01)

with your 24-inch tvs and your four-slice toasters and ice-makin' refrigerators.

"with your 24-inch tvs and your four-slice toasters and ice-makin' refrigerators."

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That's all you care about, Archie, is what you got and how you can keep it.

"That's all you care about, Archie, is what you got and how you can keep it."

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Well, you'd care about it, too, Sonny boy, if you had anything,

"Well, you'd care about it, too, Sonny boy, if you had anything,"

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if you wasn't livin' off of me without a pot to peel a potato in.

"if you wasn't livin' off of me without a pot to peel a potato in."

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Wait a second.

"Wait a second."

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You're the one who said I could stay here while I was in school.

"You're the one who said I could stay here while I was in school."

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I thought it was gonna be for a year while you learned a trade or somethin'.

"I thought it was gonna be for a year while you learned a trade or somethin'."

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I didn't think you was gonna wind up in college learnin' how to be a subversive.

"I didn't think you was gonna wind up in college learnin' how to be a subversive."

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That's ridic-- I just wanna learn a little bit about society so I can help people.

"That's ridic-- I just wanna learn a little bit about society so I can help people."

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People ? Your mother-in-law and me is people.

"People ? Your mother-in-law and me is people."

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Help us, will ya. Go to work.

"Help us, will ya. Go to work."

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I know what's bothering you.

"I know what's bothering you."

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You're upset because I was nailing you on that law-and-order thing.

"You're upset because I was nailing you on that law-and-order thing."

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Now I'm gonna tell you something. Michael.

"Now I'm gonna tell you something. Michael."

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I know I promised, but I gotta say this.

"I know I promised, but I gotta say this."

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You know why we got a breakdown in law and order in this country, Archie ?

"You know why we got a breakdown in law and order in this country, Archie ?"

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Because guys like you are unwilling to give the black man, the Mexican-American...

"Because guys like you are unwilling to give the black man, the Mexican-American..."

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And all the other minorities their just and hard-earned share of the American dream.

"And all the other minorities their just and hard-earned share of the American dream."

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Who said he wasn't smart ?

"Who said he wasn't smart ?"

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That's beautiful, Michael. Beautiful.

"That's beautiful, Michael. Beautiful."

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Oh, that's gorgeous.

"Oh, that's gorgeous."

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Now let me tell you somethin'.

"Now let me tell you somethin'."

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If your spicks and your spades want their rightful share of the American dream,

"If your spicks and your spades want their rightful share of the American dream,"

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let 'em get out there and hustle for it just like I done.

"let 'em get out there and hustle for it just like I done."

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But you're forgetting one thing. You didn't have to hustle with black skin.

"But you're forgetting one thing. You didn't have to hustle with black skin."

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I didn't have to hustle with one arm and one leg neither. So what ?

"I didn't have to hustle with one arm and one leg neither. So what ?"

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So you're admitting that the black man is handicapped. Oh, no, no more than me.

"So you're admitting that the black man is handicapped. Oh, no, no more than me."

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He's just as good as me.

"He's just as good as me."

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I suppose the black man has had the same opportunity in this country as you.

"I suppose the black man has had the same opportunity in this country as you."

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More. He's had more.

"More. He's had more."

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I didn't have no million people marchin' and protestin' to get me my job.

"I didn't have no million people marchin' and protestin' to get me my job."

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No, his Uncle got it for him.

"No, his Uncle got it for him."

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All I'm sayin' is, don't blame me !

"All I'm sayin' is, don't blame me !"

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You and that reverend bleedin' heart feltcher...

"You and that reverend bleedin' heart feltcher..."

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Up there in his ivory shower.

"Up there in his ivory shower."

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Now, that's enough,

"Now, that's enough,"

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talking about a man of the cloth that way.

"talking about a man of the cloth that way."

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God could punish you for that.

"God could punish you for that."

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- God ? What God ? - Yeah, what God ?

"- God ? What God ? - Yeah, what God ?"

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What was that ? Did you hear him ? Did you hear her ?

"What was that ? Did you hear him ? Did you hear her ?"

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What was that remark, Sonny ? We'd better eat now.

"What was that remark, Sonny ? We'd better eat now."

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I wanna know what you meant by "what God ?" It's nothin', Archie.

"I wanna know what you meant by "what God ?" It's nothin', Archie."

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You need God. So forget it.

"You need God. So forget it."

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That's no way to talk on the sabbath, Mike.

"That's no way to talk on the sabbath, Mike."

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Stifle, Edith. That's no way to talk to your father-in-law either.

"Stifle, Edith. That's no way to talk to your father-in-law either."

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Edith, I told you-- I mean, Sunday is a day of peace and rest.

"Edith, I told you-- I mean, Sunday is a day of peace and rest."

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Edith, will you stifle. Archie, we're all hungry.

"Edith, will you stifle. Archie, we're all hungry."

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Will you stifle !

"Will you stifle !"

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Now, Sonny boy, you made a certain referential remark there...

"Now, Sonny boy, you made a certain referential remark there..."

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A minute or so ago...

"A minute or so ago..."

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Along the following lines--

"Along the following lines--"

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"what God ?" You said.

""what God ?" You said."

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And I heard your wife, my flesh and blood, repeat it.

"And I heard your wife, my flesh and blood, repeat it."

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So let's hear it again. What did you mean by "what God ?"

"So let's hear it again. What did you mean by "what God ?""

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We just don't see any evidence of God, that's all.

"We just don't see any evidence of God, that's all."

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That's right, daddy.

"That's right, daddy."

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[ Mocking ] "That's right, daddy."

"[ Mocking ] "That's right, daddy.""

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Well, I knew we had a couple of pinkos in this house,

"Well, I knew we had a couple of pinkos in this house,"

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Did you know that, Edith, that we had a pair of atheists under this roof ?

"Did you know that, Edith, that we had a pair of atheists under this roof ?"

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Well, maybe if we could just eat a little somethin'--

"Well, maybe if we could just eat a little somethin'--"

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will you stifle, you silly dingbat !

"will you stifle, you silly dingbat !"

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I don't want no more arguments.

"I don't want no more arguments."

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We are not arguin'. We're discussin'.

"We are not arguin'. We're discussin'."

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I don't care what you call it. It's still arguing.

"I don't care what you call it. It's still arguing."

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We're having what we always have around here-- a discussion.

"We're having what we always have around here-- a discussion."

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I don't see the difference. That's 'cause you're a dingbat.

"I don't see the difference. That's 'cause you're a dingbat."

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And get that ridiculous hat off your head !

"And get that ridiculous hat off your head !"

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Edith, stay the hell out of this !

"Edith, stay the hell out of this !"

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Aaah !

"Aaah !"

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What's the matter ? Get away from me, you meathead !

"What's the matter ? Get away from me, you meathead !"

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It's all your fault ! You nearly burnt the hand off me !

"It's all your fault ! You nearly burnt the hand off me !"

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Well, what did he do ?

"Well, what did he do ?"

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He helps himself to coffee, then he turns the handle around the other way.

"He helps himself to coffee, then he turns the handle around the other way."

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Oh, daddy, he didn't do it on purpose.

"Oh, daddy, he didn't do it on purpose."

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Well, let me see. It really hurts, huh ? Yeah.

"Well, let me see. It really hurts, huh ? Yeah."

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You know what I think we oughta do ? What do you think ?

"You know what I think we oughta do ? What do you think ?"

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I think we oughta eat.

"I think we oughta eat."

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Give me over the ketchup there.

"Give me over the ketchup there."

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Ketchup on eggs ? Daddy, really.

"Ketchup on eggs ? Daddy, really."

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"Daddy, really" has been eatin' ketchup on eggs...

""Daddy, really" has been eatin' ketchup on eggs..."

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Since before you was born, little girl.

"Since before you was born, little girl."

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[ Burps ]

"[ Burps ]"

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Oh, Archie, that's terrible.

"Oh, Archie, that's terrible."

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Not today, mom. Today you sit.

"Not today, mom. Today you sit."

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Mom ! Oh, Archie, leave him alone.

"Mom ! Oh, Archie, leave him alone."

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What do you want from me ? I don't have time to do anything.

"What do you want from me ? I don't have time to do anything."

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For you, it's like buildin' the pyramids.

"For you, it's like buildin' the pyramids."

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All that sociology and studyin' that welfare stuff, I don't call that no hard work.

"All that sociology and studyin' that welfare stuff, I don't call that no hard work."

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I think it's beautiful that Michael wants to help the underprivileged.

"I think it's beautiful that Michael wants to help the underprivileged."

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Listen, if he wants to help the underprivileged, let him start with himself.

"Listen, if he wants to help the underprivileged, let him start with himself."

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He's got no brains, no ambition.

"He's got no brains, no ambition."

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If that ain't underprivileged, I don't know what is.

"If that ain't underprivileged, I don't know what is."

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That's it !

"That's it !"

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Mother, we're moving out of here.

"Mother, we're moving out of here."

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I'm not gonna stay in this house another minute to see my husband insulted like that !

"I'm not gonna stay in this house another minute to see my husband insulted like that !"

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Archie, say you're sorry.

"Archie, say you're sorry."

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If she leaves here, she'll be dead inside a year.

"If she leaves here, she'll be dead inside a year."

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You don't know what it is.

"You don't know what it is."

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She can't be cleanin' an apartment...

"She can't be cleanin' an apartment..."

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And cookin' and marketing.

"And cookin' and marketing."

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For ten bucks, some of these doctors'll tell you anything you want to hear.

"For ten bucks, some of these doctors'll tell you anything you want to hear."

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He's the best there is when it comes to blood.

"He's the best there is when it comes to blood."

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My cousin from the hospital said so.

"My cousin from the hospital said so."

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Don't make him out no specialist.

"Don't make him out no specialist."

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I know what Dr. feinberg said.

"I know what Dr. feinberg said."

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Feinstein. Feinstein. Feinberg.

"Feinstein. Feinstein. Feinberg."

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It all comes to the same thing,

"It all comes to the same thing,"

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and I know that tribe.

"and I know that tribe."

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I'm tellin' you, Archie, them kids don't leave this house...

"I'm tellin' you, Archie, them kids don't leave this house..."

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Until Mike can provide for her proper.

"Until Mike can provide for her proper."

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[ Sighs ] Oh, boy.

"[ Sighs ] Oh, boy."

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Four years before I even begin to make a living. It seems like forever.

"Four years before I even begin to make a living. It seems like forever."

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Let me tell you, Sonny boy, the same thought crosses my mind at least once a day.

"Let me tell you, Sonny boy, the same thought crosses my mind at least once a day."

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Mom--

"Mom--"

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Gloria, you married the laziest white man I ever seen.

"Gloria, you married the laziest white man I ever seen."

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You don't have to make it worse by attacking a whole race.

"You don't have to make it worse by attacking a whole race."

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Who's attackin' a whole race ?

"Who's attackin' a whole race ?"

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You are. You just said I was the laziest white man you ever met.

"You are. You just said I was the laziest white man you ever met."

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What's the matter with that ? "White man you ever met."

"What's the matter with that ? "White man you ever met.""

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- Yeah, you. - Implying that the blacks are even lazier.

"- Yeah, you. - Implying that the blacks are even lazier."

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