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Clips from Family Guy - CutawayLand (S19E19)

"It‐It's like a honeymoon in CutawayLand, away from our kids."
Family Guy
"Yep. Next stop, Paris."
Family Guy
"Aw, crap, we picked the wrong line."
Family Guy
"May I have your name, please?"
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"Robert Loggia."
Family Guy
"Can you spell that for me?"
Family Guy
"Certainly. That's "Robert Loggia.""
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""R" as in "Robert Loggia.""
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""O" as in "Oh, my God, it's Robert Loggia.""
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""B" as in "By God, that's Robert Loggia.""
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"Oh, God, there are reruns in CutawayLand."
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"I remember this one. It takes a while."
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"Longer than it took to get my iPad back from Chris."
Family Guy
"What is he watching?"
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"BBC. Let's see what's going on in England."
Family Guy
"Huh, I didn't know there was a BBC 12."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Brexit. Stage right."
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"Actually, I will take this."
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"(gasps) This is wonderful, too."
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"I've always wanted to ride in a hot‐air balloon."
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"Actually, Lois, it's a fart‐air balloon."
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"(farting)"
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"So, what do you think of Santa Fe?"
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"This is terrible."
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"I'd rather be in the pancake ER."
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"- What do we got? - It was a bad flip."
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"He got folded over on himself,"
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"so he's still wet on the other side."
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"- Was he the first one of the batch? - He was."
Family Guy
"Damn it! It's always the first one of the batch."
Family Guy
"All right, get him in a room"
Family Guy
"and give him 20 cc's of Log Cabin negative."
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"The butter burned,"
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"so there's a crispy black circle around the circumference."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Tell the family he's going to lose his outer crust."
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"- Excuse me, Doctor? - What?!"
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"Pancakes aren't people."
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"We need this wing for Covid."
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"(dance music playing)"
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"I can't believe it."
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"Principal Shepherd came to our party."
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"Welcome. Glad to have you, John."
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"(chuckles) Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"Is that girl here who wears the butt cheek bottom shorts?"
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"- No, she transferred to that alternative school. - Oh."
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"Do you happen to know if they're having a party tonight?"
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"What? You can't leave yet."
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"You haven't even tried the cake."
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"This cake says, "You can beat chemo, Helen.""
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"It was on a discount."
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"Helen couldn't beat chemo."
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"Dancing on a table, yo!"
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"Things about to get cra... Oh!"
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"(distorted): ...cra... Oh!"
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"♪"
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"Sweet! A cutaway"
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"about an unlocked hospital medicine closet."
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"I chose this cutaway 'cause it's fun"
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"and for sure not to feed my fentanyl addiction."
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"("You Have AIDS" playing)"
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"♪ You have AIDS... ♪"
Family Guy
"Ooh! And next door is a classic song about AIDS"
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"that I now partly regret."
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"What a blessed day in CutawayLand."
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"(sighs) Peter, this has been fun,"
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"but I want to go back home."
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"- What? - I miss the kids."
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"I want to go back."
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"- I want to see our family. - But, Lois..."
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"- Is this Mr. Devanney's room? - Mr. Devanney, right."
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"That's the name of the guy with the AIDS. Next room over."
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"Lois, our kids suck"
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"and cutaways are good. What's the problem here?"
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"(scoffs) They may suck, but they're our children."
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"- Tom Devanney? - Tom Devanney, who in fact has AIDS,"
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"- is next door. - My mistake."
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""Judy Garland Showtime Pills"?"
Family Guy
"What do these do?"
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"♪ Forget your troubles, come on, get happy ♪"
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"♪ You better chase all your cares away. ♪"
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"Peter, enough. I know you want to have fun with drugs,"
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"but what's the point of drugs"
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"if you don't have kids to share 'em with?"
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"Damn it, Lois. We're having fun for once,"
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"but all you can talk about is the kids."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Peter. I want to go back."
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"And with any luck, we'll get home by wine o'clock."
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"- What was that? - Hilarious mom wine joke."
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"- You think so? - Oh, I don't think. I pinot."
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"(laughs) Oh, boy, here I go."
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"Forgive me, Father, for I have zinned."
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"- Please‐please stop. - Okay, you don't like these jokes,"
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"but let's see what all the moms"
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"eating soup at Panera Bread think."
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"(cheering)"
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"Well, I don't care if you miss the kids."
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"I am not gonna let you ruin this."
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"- Tom Brady's locker. - Peter, we've already..."
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"Tom Brady's locker."
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"Okay, Peter, that's it."
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"We're going home, and we're going home now."
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"(sighs) All right, fine."
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"Let's say it at the same time."
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"This is like the time we were together with our family."
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"Wh‐Where am I?"
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"Mom? Dad?"
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"I haven't been given a morsel of food since you left,"
Family Guy
"by the way. Not one (bleep) crumb."
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"I was just driving a car a second ago."
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"That's a problem, right?"
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"And now to exhibit the only power I have in this world."
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"Stop."
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"Hey, stop."
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"He's not stopping."
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"You're supposed to stop for my hand."
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"You're supposed to stop for my hand!"
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"You're supposed to stop for my hand!"
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"You're supposed to stop"
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