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Clips from Family Guy - CutawayLand (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Ah, the beach."
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"So much to do."
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"Unlimited possibilities."
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"There is nothing to do at the beach."
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"Why did we come here?"
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"Peter, just set up our blanket."
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"I got to put on my swimsuit"
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"that's a one‐piece that turns into shorts."
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"Once you hit a certain age,"
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"that's the swimsuit you have for the next 40 years."
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"Hey, Lois, you remember that time you and me made it"
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"under the boardwalk?"
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"(moaning)"
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"When I go back to school,"
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"my greaser friends are gonna say,"
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""Tell me more, tell me more,""
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"and I'm gonna say you were a slut."
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"- (moaning) - That was the first time"
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"I noticed you didn't have an ear."
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"- LOIS: What? - Never mind."
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"Maybe we go back under that boardwalk, hmm?"
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"What, right now?"
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"Yeah, why not?"
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"Let's sneak away from the kids and go get busy."
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"Oh, I'd love to, Peter,"
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"but here comes Chris with a too‐much‐sun beach tantrum."
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"(emotional): Mom, I tried to look at a... lady"
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"who was lying with her... straps down"
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"and she saw me and she said something to her friend"
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"and they laughed!"
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"What lady? Where?"
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"Oh. Stand back, son."
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"Watch how it's done."
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"(emotional): Those ladies are really mean."
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"Come on, Brian. I'm gonna make you a YouTube surfin' dog."
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"You know, one of those videos where you can't tell"
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"if he's enjoying it or not."
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"♪"
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"- (flatly): I love it. - (flatly): I hate it."
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"ANNOUNCER: Previously on Big Brother,"
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"Tanner became Head of Household,"
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"while host Julie Chen had plastic surgery"
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"to look less Chinese."
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"Later, Sasha won veto power over Eric"
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"but not before Julie married"
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"CBS Chairman Les Moonves to get her job."
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"And Les himself was accused"
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"of assaulting more than a dozen women."
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"With nominations looming"
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"and Les fired for his predatory behavior,"
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"the Boys Alliance of Jeremy and Pablo strategized"
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"while Julie stepped down from The Talk"
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"to avoid uncomfortable questions,"
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"but continues to host this show and spend Les' enormous wealth."
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"Who will be evicted tonight?"
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"Will Julie's craven opportunism ever end?"
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"And what does it actually mean"
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"to have an employee "on call" for oral?"
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"This would be better with a snack."
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"Seems like a safe place to open a full bag of Cheez Doodles."
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"Hey. Sup?"
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"Hey."
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"Okay, I'll give you one, but don't tell your friends."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. No."
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"- SEAGULLS: Hey. - (sighs)"
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"Okay, Lois, the kids are gone."
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"Let's sneak under the boardwalk and have sandy relations."
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"I don't know, Peter."
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"Come on. I am so ready."
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"I snarfed a bunch of oysters from over there,"
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"where the foam is super yellow."
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"Can you do it in less than two minutes?"
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"When have I not?"
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"Okay. Quick, before the kids come‐‐"
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"Ah! Here they are."
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"Locals have renamed me Sandy Crevices,"
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"and they're absolutely right."
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"Please have all my mail forwarded accordingly."
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"And we were so close to sneaking away."
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"I'm sorry, Peter."
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"Well, I guess I'll go throw this candy wrapper"
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"in the beach trash."
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"See you in 45 minutes."
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"(waves crashing)"
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"‐(wind blowing) ‐Ah, damn it!"
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"So, what should we do now that we're finally down here?"
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"How 'bout we do something that ain't been done"
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"under a pier in 50 years:"
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"have heterosexual sex."
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"(moaning)"
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"So, a strange man is changing Stewie on our blanket."
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"STEWIE: Hey, mind your business, Brian!"
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"(Peter and Lois groan)"
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"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Wreck‐It Ralph 3:"
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"Ralph Wrecks the Toilet."
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"(toilet flushing)"
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"(munching sounds)"
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"(death sound)"
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"Hey, Lois, I know we ain't under the boardwalk no more, but..."
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"(quietly): you and me got unfinished business."
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"- Wha? - Come here, you."
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"(moaning)"
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"♪"
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"What the hell? Wh‐What is that?"
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"It... sounds like a happy family dishwashing scene?"
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"Aw, crap, it's a happy family dishwashing scene."
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"Yay! We make a good team, clearly!"
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"We work to upbeat music."
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"That means we're compatible."
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"They even let the dog pitch in!"
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"How likable!"
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"And the baby thinks he's helping!"
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