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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Step Class (S01E01)

"Girlfriend."
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"Is he doing sit-ups in there?"
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"Gregory, what are you doing out here?!"
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"Is this about the pizza?!"
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"No."
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"What is that? What are you eating?"
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"Why don't you just leave me"
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"and my boiled-chicken sandwich alone!"
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"Oh, boiled?! That's the worst way to cook it, man!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I could salt it --"
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"You know what? I don't have to explain anything to y'all, okay?"
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"I'm a grown-ass man!"
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"(car horn honks)"
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"Ooh, I think we broke that boy."
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"JACOB: This is gonna be good."
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"Oh. Hey. Greg."
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"- He didn't -- - Hey!"
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"Oh, my God. I'm so happy you guys came!"
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"Oh, just a heads-up --"
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"Um, there are some parts of the routine"
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"that are a little bit risqué,"
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"so when I give you the signal, just go ahead and"
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"turn away -- turn away from it."
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"Well, I'm excited."
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"I've been waiting for this my entire life."
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"You know, I applied to Morehouse, so..."
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"Where's Ava?"
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"Uh, Ava's just probably somewhere"
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"working out those knees, you know?"
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"She's the real star of the show."
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"Wait until you guys see the work that she put into this."
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"- I'm just -- - Uh, Miss Teagues?"
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"- Yeah. - Principal Coleman left."
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"You're gonna have to lead us."
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"What do you mean she left?"
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"She said that something came up and that you'd handle it."
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"Wha-- I can't handle it. I barely know the routine."
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"That's what I said."
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"Ava will be Ava."
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"MELISSA: Yeah, you give her a chance, she's gonna let you down."
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"I'd make that bet 10 times out of 10."
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"You want me to buy you some time?"
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"- Yes. - Abbott Elementary,"
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"- make some noise! - Yeah."
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"I'm gonna make this basketball disappear."
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"- Ta-da! - (cheers and applause)"
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"Ava, where are you going?"
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"I'm busy right now, Janine."
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"What, are you waiting for an Uber Black"
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"to take you to an Uzi Vert concert?"
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"You know that man don't come out during the daytime."
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"Go take care of your step class."
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"I can't, because you changed the routine."
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"- Then do your wack-ass routine! - You know what?"
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"Everybody told me not to trust you."
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"They said you'd do this. And I said no,"
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"because I believed in you."
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"And now it's messing with the kids."
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"You can't think of anyone other than yourself."
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"Oh, an airport van to take you on another vacation?"
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"Baby?"
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"- Did you have to bring her here? - She had an episode."
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"We couldn't calm her down and figured it would help her"
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"to see your face."
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"I'm here now, Grandma."
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"It's okay, Grandma. I'm here."
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"- Whoa! - Wow!"
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"Ohh."
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"David Blaine ain't got nothin' on me!"
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"- How does he do it? - (cheers and applause)"
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"- I mean... - Hey, weird eater."
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"Come over here."
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"All right, listen."
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"Is it bananas you don't like food? Yes."
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"Would it send my Nana Vincenze into a fit of depression?"
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"- Absolutely. - It's really bizarre."
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"I've never seen anything like it."
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"- Is there a second part to this? - Yeah."
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"Everyone's got something a little weird about them."
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"She likes to sit facing the door."
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"Yeah, 'cause you don't ever know what's gonna go down."
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"And Jacob is, you know... Jacob."
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"And we all know Barbara's --"
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"Doesn't have a weird thing about her."
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"Right. So the moral of the story is,"
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"we're all weirdos here."
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"Or the moral of the story"
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"is that, since we're all weird, then none of us are."
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"- No. 100%, we're weird. - No. That's not how it works."
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"- We're weird. - Mnh-mnh."
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"By the way, I would like to be reimbursed"
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"for my excursion to Baltimore."
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"I took toll roads."
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"(door opens)"
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"Janine, what are you doing here?"
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"Don't you have a step performance"
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"you're supposed to be preparing for?"
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"I just wanted to say sorry for what I said back there."
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"There's no need to apologize."
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"No, no. I --"
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"Janine, why do you have to make such a big moment"
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"out of these apologies? You're wrong all the time."
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"I wouldn't say all the time."
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"Is your grandmother okay?"
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"Yeah, she'll be fine."
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"She's been staying with me for the past couple weeks,"
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"but we finally found someplace"
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"that could take care of her full-time."
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"She's just not used to it yet."
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"Yeah."
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"So that's what you were doing while you were on vacation?"
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"Well, I did watch seven seasons of Survivor,"
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"so it wasn't not a vacation."
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"You know, the kids really love"
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"that routine that you came up with."
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"It was just something we threw together."
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"- The kids are doing the heavy lifting, so... - Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"(breathes deeply)"
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