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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Step Class (S01E01)

"it's made in Philadelphia."
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"Okay, I got an idea --"
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"tomorrow, everybody bring in their favorite pizza,"
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"- and we'll have an eat-off. - Okay."
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"Gregory!"
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"You never told us your favorite pizza place."
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"Oh, I should sit this one out."
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"I'm more of a Baltimore-style pizza guy."
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"Ooh, Baltimore pizza. I've never heard about that."
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"What makes it so different?"
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"You never heard of Baltimore style?"
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"Oh, it's -- it's great."
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"It's, um, really crunchy... and, like, wet."
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"- Wet? - Yeah, yeah."
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"No, it's -- it's -- it's, um -- It's great."
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"Next time you're there, go to, um..."
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"Say Cheese. Say Cheese Pizza."
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"- Uh-huh. - It's -- They soak it."
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"It's, like, sopping. It's...mmm."
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"I gotta go talk to a child about a little thing."
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"(door closes)"
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"All right!"
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"Another fun day of step! (laughs)"
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"Does anyone want to help lead the warm-ups?"
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"Anyone?"
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"We like to play this fun game called "call and no response.""
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"The kids are so good at it. (chuckles)"
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"I got the tacos! Now, who got the tea?"
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"I heard Miss Cooper is dating Mr. Peace and Coach Wilson."
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"Ooh! Now, that's scandalous."
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"Um, we actually usually begin class by doing some stretches"
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"to make sure our bodies are properly warmed up."
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"Can't warm up on an empty stomach."
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"You can't just pump them full of burritos,"
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"'cause they'll all throw up."
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"Stepping is half stepping and half farting around."
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"They got to bond."
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"The way we bond is via structure and discipline."
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"Nah, it's about who would have your back at 3:00 a.m."
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"at the after-after-party."
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"Yeah, people having your back by learning the steps"
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"is a sign that they'll have your back out there."
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"Janine! Are you saying you'd square up on a stranger for me?"
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"Go ahead and get stuff started."
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"I'll be back after I finish my exciting blue slushy."
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"This is exciting!"
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"Like in those videos with the unlikely animal friends."
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"You're like, "There's no way a parakeet and crocodile"
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"can make it work and...""
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"Actually, in the one I just watched, they didn't."
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"Uh, it was mislabeled. Very tragic."
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"This Pauly's Pizza is delish, isn't it?"
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"It's decent, but it's not as good as Dough Nuts. Sorry."
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"Is anybody else not enjoying the mouth-feel of Federico's?"
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"- Mnh-mnh. - Greg?"
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"Oh, I mean, it's all gonna be trash to me."
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"I'm a Baltimore pizza guy, like I said."
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"Mm! You know what? I thought that might happen."
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"And so, as your best friend here at Abbott,"
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"I took it upon myself to drive two hours to Baltimore"
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"to get you your favorite pizza"
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"from Say Cheese."
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"- Aww. - That's crazy."
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"I even asked the pizzaiolo to make it extra crunchy and wet."
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"- Bon appétit. - Hmm."
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"A-All right, man, you -- I can't do this."
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"I-I just don't like pizza!"
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"- What?! - (mop clatters)"
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"Say that again. I don't think I heard you, son."
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"Sweetheart, what do you mean you don't like pizza?"
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"I just don't understand the concept"
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"of having a bunch of ingredients just slosh around in your mouth!"
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"It's not just pizza."
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"I've got like four or five things"
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"that I actually like, and I just stick to those."
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"Do you like pie?"
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"Fruit should not be hot."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"What about a rack of ribs?"
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"Dry rub, no sauce!"
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"That is not for me, but I do like bacon."
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"He's lying. He doesn't like bacon."
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"So, how could you not like pizza, Gregory?"
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"How could you not like -- It's pizza!"
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"See? This is why I don't ever tell anybody, okay?"
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"'Cause everyone always freaks out and acts like it's a personal attack."
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"It's not my fault! I was born this way."
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"Don't you bring Lady Gaga into this."
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"(grumbles)"
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"He doesn't like bacon."
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"Mm-mm-mm."
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"I'm telling y'all, it was like Bring It On"
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"but with Black people on both sides,"
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"so you know they ain't gonna never make that movie."
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"(laughter)"
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"- Oh, hey, girl! - Hey!"
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"I was just telling them about when I was on 106 & Park."
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"Me and Terrence J made our own top-10 list that night,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"No, I hope they do not know what you mean."
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"You think they never seen 106 & Park?"
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"How about we put down the chalupas"
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"since we didn't even get to the routine last time"
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"because you ate too many hard-shell tacos?"
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"- (all groan) - Yep."
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"Up and at 'em."
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"(clears throat) Okay."
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"(hip-hop music plays)"
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"5, 6, 7, 8."
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"♪"
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"(rhythmic clapping)"
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"Okay. Cut, cut! (chuckles)"
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"That's enough of that."
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"Uh, all right, hey, guys,"
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"why don't you go ahead and take five?"
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"Uh (clears throat) what's the problem?"
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"This royalty-free music is wack, and these moves are tired."
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"Where'd you get this routine from? Barney?"
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"The Big Book of Step."
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