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Clips from Crimes of the Future

"Well, as Mr. Wippet was saying,"
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"everybody's qualified to perform surgery these days."
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"[WIPPET CHUCKLES]"
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"If consent is legally given,"
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"there is really no- no issue there."
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"Hm."
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"I was speaking of your professional relationship."
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"You wouldn't want to kill your performance partner,"
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"would you?"
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"You never know."
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"There's a lot of improvisation in our shows."
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"Stop it."
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"Hm."
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"We met when Saul was cut up on duty."
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"I was a trauma surgeon at First General."
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"We unleashed things in each other."
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"We both changed,"
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"left our professions."
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"And now we are what we are."
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"Oh."
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"You're stars, that's what you are."
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"Gosh, everyone wants to be a performance artist these days."
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"- It's all the rage, but... - [INHALES]"
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"not everyone can do it."
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"Well, then..."
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"Registration?"
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"[GENTLE SCORE]"
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"[CLICKING]"
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"[GEARS CLACKING]"
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"[SNORING]"
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"Oh, my."
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"Oh, it is so beautiful!"
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"I can't quite see it from my angle."
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"Can you pick it up from where you are?"
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"Oh, yes. It's-it's very clear."
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"Oh, gosh!"
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"It is a gorgeous,"
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"I might even say, sensual example"
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"of the registration tatooist's art."
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"Why don't you tell us what a registration tattoo is?"
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"Well, um..."
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"...we here at the National Organ Registry"
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"have just instituted a new policy"
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"of tattooing novel organs,"
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"or idiopathic organs, that is,"
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"new organs whose function is unknown,"
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"so that they can be registered"
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"and kept track of."
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"[MOAN]"
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"Um, our fear is..."
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"that some of these neo-organs"
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"might establish themselves genetically,"
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"and then be passed down from parents to children,"
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"who would then no longer be,"
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"strictly speaking, human."
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"At least, in the classical sense."
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"Our concept of the registration tattoo"
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"was largely inspired by the performance art"
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"[SIGH]"
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"Of Saul Tenser."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry, but it's forbidden to record in here."
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"Oh, right, right. She's right."
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"I was thinking we could use it for our performance."
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"We record the most intimate things."
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"I'm sorry, but it is illegal."
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"This department does not yet exist."
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"Right, if it doesn't exist,"
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"then, I guess, it's impossible to make a recording."
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"- Sorry. - [LAUGHS]"
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"Too bad."
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"[WIPPET SIGHS]"
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"[EXHALES]"
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"[COMPRESSORS HUMMING]"
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"I don't think you should have invited those two creeps"
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"from the registry to our show."
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"- Why not? - [CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Why not get 'em on our side?"
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"I don't trust them."
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"The woman, Timlin,"
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"she's, uh..."
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"especially creepy."
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"Hm."
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"I thought she was rather attractive."
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"In a..."
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"bureaucratic way."
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"Hm."
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"The LifeFormWare technicians are here."
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"They need to see you in your bed."
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"[Groans]"
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"I'm a little upset about the tattoo."
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"Oh?"
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"[CLEARS HIS THROAT]"
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"Rambunctious."
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"That's what I'd call it."
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"That's a technical term?"
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"TENSER.; Uh."
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"[SIGH]"
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"It takes over the form,"
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"the shape of the organ itself."
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"It really, in a sense, dominates it,"
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"reshapes it."
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"It's not just parasitic,"
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"although I suppose, in a sense, it is that too."
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"It seems to take meaning"
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Away from the organ."
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"Takes the process of meaning"
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"for itself,"
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"so to speak."
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"You'd really better get into bed."
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"There, there."
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"You'll be comfortable again soon."
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"OrchidBed is our top of the line bed."
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"Once we correct the misalignment"
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"caused by your..."
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"hormonal imbalance,"
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"[SQUELCHING]"
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"You'll be floating."
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"- [DEEP RUMBLING] - Huh."
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"Isn't that right, Berst?"
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