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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Cafeteria Girls (S04E04)

"♪ Ooooh ♪"
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"-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]"
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"[man laughs] "Good at Bizness.""
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"-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays]"
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"[bell rings]"
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"Ahh. Smell all that floor cleanser."
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"It is the first day of school."
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"Eighth grade! Look at us, growing up."
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"Not like Bart Simpson."
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"That yellow schmuck's been in fourth grade for, like, 30 years."
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"Also, is his hair, like, his skin?"
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"-Yeah, he should get that looked at. -I mean, draw hair."
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"[fanfare plays]"
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"That's right, we're back."
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"And in a pointless twist, we've got a new masked principal."
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"You have to guess who it is by the end of the year,"
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"or we lose all our funding! Here's a clue."
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"I may be a gopher, but I love the water."
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"Uh-uh-uh. Before you guess, think about who'd be willing to actually do this."
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"I think it's Paula Abdul."
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"In other news, I don't know what you did last summer, so let's find out!"
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"For our honeymoon, my parents sent us to Rye Playland."
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"It was so dope!"
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"I ate a ton of cotton candy before noon and then had a major meltdown."
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"Uh, so Samira and I are a couple now, and we have "sleepovers"! [laughs]"
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"Her parents watch John Wick every night,"
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"so they don't hear all the... [moans, slurps]"
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"I think the masked principal is Kathy Lee Gifford."
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"Whoa, Ali and Samira?"
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"Seems like everyone's coupling up."
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"Well, we went from being Jay and Lola to the obvious couple nickname..."
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"Lo-Jay."
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"I'm gonna lick the breakfast out of your molars."
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"Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo."
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"[slurping]"
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"Jay and Lola?"
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"We're, like, the only ones in our grade who are still single."
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"Oh, look, even Lump has a girlfriend."
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"Actually, I have two."
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"I've been beating them off with a stick ever since I got this flavor saver."
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"Oh, we will find out soon  what your flavor is."
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"Mm, yes, soon we will slaughter this boy."
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"And consume his flesh like we were at a human steak bistro."
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"Aw, this sucks. All the girls in our grade are taken."
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"Not all of them. What about that new girl?"
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"[Andrew] Ooh! New girl?"
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"[Nick chuckles] Whoa!"
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"[gasps] Oh, my God, is that Missy?"
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"Mmm! And you can see her yummy tummy."
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"Andy likey."
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"God, I bet her belly button smells insane."
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"Hey, Missy. Love the new look!"
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"Yeah, it's fucking fantastic."
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"Well, fellas, this actually is not for you."
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"So avert your male gaze and keep your comments to yourself."
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"And do not touch my hair with your eyes."
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"Okay, well, how about him touching the inside of your mouth with his penis?"
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"Well, it's official. There's no one left in our grade to go out with."
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"Okay, seventh-graders, you're leaving elementary school behind."
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"-What's that now? -Just like I'm leaving behind"
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"a famous controversy."
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"Are you Suge Knight?"
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"Ooh, Andrew, I'm having a light-bulb moment."
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"Ooohh. Ay-yay-yai! I'm also having an idea."
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"[gasps] What about going out with seventh-grade girls?"
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"Whoa, you're a genius!"
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"Nick, what about seventh-grade girls?"
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"-Yes! They're young. -They're nubile."
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"-[Nick] They're gettable. -They're perfect!"
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"That's what I love about these seventh-grade girls, man."
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"I get older, they stay twelve."
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"[salaciously] Twelve years old."
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"Oof. When you say it like that..."
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"What if I say it like this?"
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"[excitedly] Twelve years old."
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"That's significantly worse."
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"How about this? [child's voice] Twelve years old, daddy."
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"-Waa! Waa! -Okay, I gotta get to class."
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"["Changes" by Charles Bradley playing]"
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"♪ I'm going through changes ♪"
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"♪ I'm going through changes ♪"
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"♪ Oh, in my life ♪"
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"♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪"
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"Hey."
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"Oh! Look at my grown-up city girl in her little blazer"
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"with her little crest!"
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"-Oh, I could eat you! -Mom, calm down."
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"How can I? You're going to Darlington-Pierce."
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"Ooh, I hear that's the school where Lena Dunham fingered her sister."
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"Look at this. "Preparing young women for excellence.""
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"Okay, can we just lower expectations? I'm actually really nervous."
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"What?! Why would you be nervous for excellence?"
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"I don't know. It's just a new school, I guess."
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"I know!"
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"And you're gonna meet so many amazing young women."
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"And you might get to see Alec Baldwin punch a hot dog vendor."
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"New York City, the city where Alec Baldwin never sleeps."
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"-[Nick] Seventh-graders. -[Andrew] Right."
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"-Guess we're on the prowl now. -Uh-huh."
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"Just two hunters stalking our prey."
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"-Wait-- -Two sexy predators."
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"-Um... -Two sexual predators."
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"No, no, Andrew.  Here are the words you say:"
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""We're just a couple of eighth-graders"
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"welcoming the seventh-grade girls to the school.""
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"And we shall select two to french."
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"And feel up."
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"And other stuff we're too shy to mention."
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"Oh, Maury, it sure is good to be horny with you again."
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"How's a man even to choose?"
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"The same way we choose everything. [hums fanfare]"
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"Oh, Netflix!"
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"[Maury] Let's see what girls are suggested for us."
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"We know everyone can see us."
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"And that's part of the thrill."
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"Eh, nope. What's new and popular?"
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"I'm a normal seventh-grade girl."
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"And I'm not an undercover cop."
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"So you can tell me if any of the kids in your class are selling Quaaludes."
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"Oh-ho, I am gonna rat out all the dealers."
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