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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Cafeteria Girls (S04E04)

"My foundation rescued 20 women who were going to be turned into glue."
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"I also won the New York City Marathon"
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"competing against the adults, not the kids."
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"Jesus, these girls are so impressive."
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"So are you! You put in a tampon!"
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"We have a new young leader in our class."
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"-Jessi. -Huh?"
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"Why don't you tell us what you accomplished this summer?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hi. Um, Jessi Glaser."
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"This summer I went to camp. Um..."
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"They don't look impressed. Tell 'em about the tampon."
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"-...in Somalia. -What?"
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"It was a refugee camp."
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"And I was there teaching gymnastics."
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"Um, I do the splits."
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"Wait. So, they're doing gymnastics at a refugee camp?"
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"That is a good question, and I thank you."
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"Okay, this has been my time."
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"Why'd you lie, Jessi?"
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"You can't do the splits."
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"Your tampon would shoot out like a Nerf dart."
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"Oh, God."
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"-[bell rings] -All right, this is the main hall."
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"-[Izzy] Wow. -Don't use that water fountain."
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"-Lump deep throats the nozzle. -[slurps] I like the taste of rust."
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"-[Misha chuckles] -[laughs] Okay. Um, hey, Andrew,"
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"can you help me open my locker?"
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"Just 'cause we had cubbies last year, so..."
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"Oh, sure, which one is this?"
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"Oh, locker 243."
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"-Two-four-three, yeah. -She's a little tricky."
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"-Wow. -You just gotta find her special spot. Ow!"
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"-Oh! I hit the pointy bone! -[Izzy] My God, are you okay?"
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"Just leave me alone, 'cause if I speak right now, I'm gonna yell at you."
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"-[groans] I'm gonna barf! -Andrew, you're doing so well."
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"-Do you guys have plans after school? -Um..."
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"I was thinking maybe we could, like, go get some coffee, or..."
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"[chuckles] Yeah! I mean, that sounds great,"
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"but we're not allowed to have coffee."
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"Oh, well,  we'll get you a decaf, sweetheart."
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"-Okay. -That means a decaffeinated."
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"Yeah, we'll go to Starbucks, get a freezing-cold scone,"
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"maybe a round of Horizon milks, on us,"
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"and get to know each other  a little better."
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"I know the code for the bathroom. I've used it before."
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"If you know what I mean."
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"Sounds like you pooped."
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"Ah, this one's got a little head on her shoulders."
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"-It's a date. -Or whatever."
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"All right, ladies, see you after school."
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"'Sup? I mean, bye."
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"-[gasps] -[chuckles] Oh, my God."
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"-Stop, stop, stop! -Eighth-grade freaking boys!"
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"-Shut up! -You shut up!"
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"-[squeals] -You cannot spaz out like you usually do."
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"Hey, I'm not gonna spaz out if you promise not to sing."
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"♪ Promises are made to be broken! ♪"
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"Okay, homeroom was rough, but I can do math."
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"Math is my thing."
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"But math is not my thing."
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"My thing is different."
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"What is your thing?"
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"-My thing is Blue Man Group! -Really?"
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"Yeah, they're lean and blue and sexy like Gumby."
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"But it's okay, I love you, baby. I can stay for math."
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"It's fine. I don't need you here."
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"-Okay, bye! -If you wanna."
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"And she's gone, okay. Alone."
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"Okay, now can anyone tell me"
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"how inverse variables might lay out here on the parabola?"
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"-Oh, my God, they're so far ahead. -[Tito buzzing]"
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"This class is way too hard."
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"-I know, right? -[Tito] Yeah."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Or maybe it's just that you're not very smart?"
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"Ugh! That's kinda what I've been worrying about."
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"And I don't mean to pile it on,"
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"but have you noticed how shiny Greer's hair is?"
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"-[teacher] Jessi? -I have."
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"-Jessi! -Hi! Yes! Present!"
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"So, are you familiar with Richter's theorem?"
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"Don't say no! They'll see how behind you are."
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"[chuckles] Oh, I am intimately familiar."
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"Great. Then why don't you come on up to the smartboard"
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"and solve this problem for us?"
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"Um, I'd rather tell it to you in private later."
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"Okay, well, I'd rather you showed the whole class right now."
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"-[students laughing] -Okay, here I go."
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"You don't know Richter's theorem or how to use a smartboard."
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"You're basically the Coach Steve of this school."
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"Um, Mr. Doheny, I think the refugee gymnast girl is crying."
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"-[Jessi sobs] I'm not crying. -If you don't know the answer, it's okay."
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"I just wanna say for the record, I put in a tampon this summer."
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"I know it's not, like, PC to say, but I am enjoying dating younger women."
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"God, they make me feel twelve and a half again."
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"I got up this morning, and I did sit-ups."
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"I can't remember the last time I did that."
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"-What's, uh, with the jacket? -You like it?"
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"-Actually, no. -The man at Goodwill said"
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"the color's called "boy fudge." Eh?"
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"He's "Professor Boyfriend" now."
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"Let's just say, I grade on a curve."
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"-That's the butt. -Oh, here they come!"
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"-Hey, guys. -Ahoy, boys."
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"-Izzy, be cool. -Okay. I am."
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"Ladies, I scored us this tall, sticky table."
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"-There's coffee cake all over the chairs. -[Misha] Ew."
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"-Oh, my God. Misha likes sticky. -Shut up."
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"Uh, a cup of water and six Splendas for "Lo-Jay.""
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"What the fuck is this?"
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"I asked for light ice!"
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"-Ma'am, this is a free drink. -Are you joking me right now?"
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"Don't call me "ma'am." I'm not an old lady!"
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"-I wanna talk to your manager! -I am the manager."
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"Well, then I wanna talk to the guy below you"
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"so we can commiserate about what a fucking cunt you are!"
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"All right. Hey, Gary, come over here."
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"Would you look at this."
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"Nick and Andrew and their seventh-grade snacks."
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