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Clips from Cheers - Diamond Sam (S05E05)

Oh, god! Something shiny.

"Oh, god! Something shiny."

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No, just another Paper wrapper.

"No, just another Paper wrapper."

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Ohh, look at us. We're filthy.

"Ohh, look at us. We're filthy."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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By the way, I hate that dress.

"By the way, I hate that dress."

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Considering The circumstances

"Considering The circumstances"

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Under which It was obtained,

"Under which It was obtained,"

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It's hardly one of My favorites anymore.

"It's hardly one of My favorites anymore."

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Oh, good. On account you're Not wearing it

"Oh, good. On account you're Not wearing it"

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When you visit me In the poorhouse That you put me in.

"When you visit me In the poorhouse That you put me in."

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Oh, sam, get off it.

"Oh, sam, get off it."

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No, no, no, Wait a second.

"No, no, no, Wait a second."

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Let's tally up The damages here.

"Let's tally up The damages here."

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The first ring Was $1,200.

"The first ring Was $1,200."

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The box was $290.

"The box was $290."

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4 Lovely pink frocks Was a mere 950.

"4 Lovely pink frocks Was a mere 950."

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The damages On the car will be At least a grand.

"The damages On the car will be At least a grand."

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And let's not forget About the $5,200 bite

"And let's not forget About the $5,200 bite"

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I was hoping to avoid In the first place.

"I was hoping to avoid In the first place."

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Bringing it to A grand total of... $9,000,

"Bringing it to A grand total of... $9,000,"

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For a ring I no longer have.

"For a ring I no longer have."

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Well, i hasten to add

"Well, i hasten to add"

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That this was all Of your own volition.

"That this was all Of your own volition."

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290 For the box?

"290 For the box?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Do you like Corn on the cob?

"Do you like Corn on the cob?"

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I guess I'm just stupid.

"I guess I'm just stupid."

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To think that i could make Someone like you happy

"To think that i could make Someone like you happy"

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On a budget Of someone like me.

"On a budget Of someone like me."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Well, you should be.

"Well, you should be."

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All right! I said i was.

"All right! I said i was."

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Give me a bit Of slack.

"Give me a bit Of slack."

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Even if-- Had that been The bargain ring,

"Even if-- Had that been The bargain ring,"

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It would have been Sinfully impetuous Of me

"It would have been Sinfully impetuous Of me"

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To cast it away.

"To cast it away."

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Well, here's The bargain ring Right now.

"Well, here's The bargain ring Right now."

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Why don't you give it The old heave ho, too?

"Why don't you give it The old heave ho, too?"

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Hmmm.

"Hmmm."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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I'm somehow reminded Of a fable

"I'm somehow reminded Of a fable"

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Penned by An anonymous 18th Century author...

"Penned by An anonymous 18th Century author..."

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Concerning The young mistress

"Concerning The young mistress"

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Of a great Feudal estate,

"Of a great Feudal estate,"

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And a wood chopper Who worked On the estate.

"And a wood chopper Who worked On the estate."

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Diane... Not now, please.

"Diane... Not now, please."

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Could i just Tell you the moral?

"Could i just Tell you the moral?"

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[Sighs] what?

"[Sighs] what?"

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You're really neat.

"You're really neat."

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Hardly original, I know.

"Hardly original, I know."

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The fact remains That...

"The fact remains That..."

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No matter What the cost,

"No matter What the cost,"

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A ring is, Above all else,

"A ring is, Above all else,"

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A symbol of The feelings

"A symbol of The feelings"

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That 2 people Have for each other.

"That 2 people Have for each other."

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So truly, sam, This is the ring I want.

"So truly, sam, This is the ring I want."

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Whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa.

"Whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa."

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Let me do this.

"Let me do this."

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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But nothing says We can't keep looking.

"But nothing says We can't keep looking."

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Noooo!

"Noooo!"

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"Cheers" is filmed before A live studio audience.

""Cheers" is filmed before A live studio audience."

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Here's something about A show of impressionists

"Here's something about A show of impressionists"

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Coming to boston This fall.

"Coming to boston This fall."

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Why wait? I do one that'll Knock your socks off.

"Why wait? I do one that'll Knock your socks off."

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He's talking about French painters, doofus.

"He's talking about French painters, doofus."

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Yeah? Well, so am i.

"Yeah? Well, so am i."

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I do a great CÉzanne.

"I do a great CÉzanne."

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Get out of here-- Well, i do.

"Get out of here-- Well, i do."

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Watch this, man.

"Watch this, man."

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[French accent] Hold that pose, The light is perfect.

"[French accent] Hold that pose, The light is perfect."

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[Like john wayne] Hey, you better smile

"[Like john wayne] Hey, you better smile"

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When you say that, Pilgrim.

"When you say that, Pilgrim."

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[Jimmy stewart] Now, now, now, now,

"[Jimmy stewart] Now, now, now, now,"

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Just a darn second There, young fella.

"Just a darn second There, young fella."

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Ok, ok. I got one. Watch this.

"Ok, ok. I got one. Watch this."

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[Southern accent] Hey, fellas.

"[Southern accent] Hey, fellas."

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I believe we might Be in for just A little rain

"I believe we might Be in for just A little rain"

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'Fore this day is over.

"'Fore this day is over."

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Woody, Who is that?

"Woody, Who is that?"

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It's dwight womack, Mayor of hanover, indiana.

"It's dwight womack, Mayor of hanover, indiana."

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No, woody, woody, When you do impressions,

"No, woody, woody, When you do impressions,"

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You got to do impressions Of famous people.

"You got to do impressions Of famous people."

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Well, if i could Do somebody famous,

"Well, if i could Do somebody famous,"

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Why would i be doing Dwight womack?

"Why would i be doing Dwight womack?"

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Good point.

"Good point."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break From all your worries *

"* Takin' a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would help a lot *

"* Sure would help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away? *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away? *"

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* Sometimes you wanna go *

"* Sometimes you wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *"

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* You wanna go Where people know *

"* You wanna go Where people know *"

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* People are All the same *

"* People are All the same *"

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* You wanna go *

"* You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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Hey, everybody.

"Hey, everybody."

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All: hey, sam.

"All: hey, sam."

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Sam...Sam...

"Sam...Sam..."

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This is our first time Back in cheers

"This is our first time Back in cheers"

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Since, you know, Yesterday.

"Since, you know, Yesterday."

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Don't you think We should...Announce Our engagement?

"Don't you think We should...Announce Our engagement?"

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Oh. All right. Ok. Well, go ahead.

"Oh. All right. Ok. Well, go ahead."

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Oh, no, no. You do it. You're the man.

"Oh, no, no. You do it. You're the man."

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All right, uh, Listen up, everybody.

"All right, uh, Listen up, everybody."

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I have an announcement To make here.

"I have an announcement To make here."

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Diane and i Decided to, uh--

"Diane and i Decided to, uh--"

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Oh, sam, ahem. What are you gonna say?

"Oh, sam, ahem. What are you gonna say?"

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Well, i was just Gonna tell them that...

"Well, i was just Gonna tell them that..."

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I see.

"I see."

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Sam: well, what do you Want me to say?

"Sam: well, what do you Want me to say?"

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Oh, come on, diane.

"Oh, come on, diane."

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Nobody knows Who the lunts are.

"Nobody knows Who the lunts are."

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Due to our desire To be--what?

"Due to our desire To be--what?"

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