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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (S01E01)

"Not a party, not a boy..."
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"and not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis."
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"And you have a very good father, baby."
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"- Never forget that. - It's true."
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"Not many fathers would make the sacrifices your father made to throw you this party."
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"Working two jobs."
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"- The things he saw. - The things he smelled."
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"He deserves an award."
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"On, Bob."
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"You made yourself ugly to save Tina's party."
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"Yes, Linda, this is why I didn't want to do it."
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"But it's Worth it if it means Tina will be a happy teenager."
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"Just stop staring."
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"Stop! Don't do this."
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"I... just did it."
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"You don't need to. I don't want you to."
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"You know how mustaches work, right?"
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"Well, don't give it to Jimmy Pesto."
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"What about Jimmy Jr.?"
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"Jimmy Jr. isn't gonna make this party perfect."
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"- You already have. - Really?"
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"I'm sorry I didn't appreciate everything you've done for me."
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"I didn't appreciate it as a girl, but I do appreciate it as a woman."
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"It would have been nice to hear you say that a minute ago."
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"Bastard."
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"Come and join the party, Bob."
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"That's Jimmy Pesto, Cha-Cha, the guy I was telling you about."
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"Wait. That's is Jimmy Pesto?"
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"- I know that guy. - We all know that guy."
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"But we know him as Baby Num Num."
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"Baby Num Num? [Laughs] Wait."
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"- Pesto is one of your dates? - He Wishes."
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"We run in the same circles."
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"He's a regular over at the Desire Dungeon."
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"He's what's known as a diaper lover."
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"You know What that is? It's nasty."
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"[Laughing] Jimmy Pesto is a diaper lover?"
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"[Chuckles] Hello, Bob."
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"Well, I see I'm getting my trophy after all."
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"Bup-bup-bup-bup. Not so fast, Baby Num Num."
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"[Gasps] Baby- How do you know about that?"
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"- Hey, Baby. - Hi!"
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"No. [Gasps]"
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"We just wanted to see if “wittle" Baby Num Num-"
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"- Shh. Come on. Quiet. - Wanted to change his mind-"
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"about letting Jimmy Jr. go to Tina's party."
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"Or maybe he wants the whole “westaurant"-"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. - to know about-"
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"- Hey! We got fresh pie! - how he likes to put on diapers and poop in-"
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",/',/' [Pop Continues]"
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"[Gasps] I don't believe it."
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"Thanks, Dad. You're the best pimp I'm ever gonna have."
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"I've been Waiting to hear those Words all my life, Tina."
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"Happy birthday."
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"Bobby, come help me with the candles."
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"This one goes out to the birthday girl."
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"Pardon me. Birthday woman."
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"- [Guests Applauding] - ♪♪ [Allan Singing Pop Ballad]"
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"I like your shirt. Are those snaps?"
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"Yes. Snap."
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"- One more. - Snap."
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"[Simultaneously] Wanna dance?"
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"[Simultaneously] Yes."
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"It's go time, Tina. I want his kids to have hickeys."
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"[Moaning]"
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"[Allan] ♪ The rain water dr/ps ♪"
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"♪ Through the crack in the ceiling ♪"
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"♪ [Continues] ♪"
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"I just kissed my first boy."
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"- Me too. - Oh, boo-hoo."
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"J'./' [Continues]"
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"Mwah!"
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"- Hurry up and grow that thing back. - I know. it's bad."
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"Now! Concentrate! Push it out."
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"- I'm trying, Lin. - Oh, let me cover it with my finger."
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"That's okay."
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"I'm gonna glue this to my chest so I can Wear V-necks!"
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"- [Laughing] - Glue it to your back!"
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"Oh, glue it to your palm!"
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"♪ [Continues] ♪"
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"♪ Lifting up the skirt of the night ♪"
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"♪ Look down, feel around ♪"
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"Hold on now."
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"♪ Do what I do to get by ♪"
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"♪ Pulling down the pants of the night ♪"
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"Look at those tight pants."
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"♪ Fool, now it’s not right"
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"♪ To make fun of the night ♪"
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"♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪"
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"♪ Hey, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yeah ♪"
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"♪♪ [Vocalizing]"
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"[Man Laughing] Huh?"
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