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Clips from Somm

"WELL, LET'S SHOW IAN SOME RESPECT."
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"- TO DAD? - TO DAD."
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"I'M NOT EVEN IN ON THAT, BECAUSE YOU'LL GET PISSED AT ME."
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"- NO, IT'S ALL GOOD. - NO, HE LIKES "DAD." HE KNOWS HE'S DAD."
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"I'M ALL GOOD WITH IT."
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"A LOT OF TIMES, THEY'LL LEAVE THEIR SPIT BUCKETS OUT,"
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"AND I END UP CLEANING 'EM."
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"THE SPIT BUCKET IS THIS THING THAT I FIND"
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"AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING."
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"YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO DRINK THE WINE,"
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"THEY SPIT IT IN THE SPIT BUCKET, AND I COME HOME,"
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"AND THERE'S ACTUAL SPIT WINE THAT'S, LIKE, A PINK SHADE,"
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"AND I HAVE TO CLEAN IT OUT,"
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"AND THEY OFTEN USE OUR DISHWARE--"
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"YOU KNOW, LIKE, OUR CUPS, OR BACK INTO A WINE GLASS."
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"YEAH. THE SPIT BUCKET'S GROSS."
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"THE HAPPIEST PERSON WHEN YOU PASS IS NOT YOU,"
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"IT'S YOUR SPOUSE."
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"AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE, "THANK GOD.""
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"LIKE, YOU KNOW, "CAN-- CAN WE BE DONE WITH THIS?""
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"SOMETIMES I'M LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS SUCH A COOL WORLD"
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"THAT I GET TO BE A PART OF AND SEE,""
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"AND THEY ARE SO BRILLIANT, AND THEN, AT THE SAME TIME,"
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"THEY ARE JUST EGOMANIACS WHO ARE SO SELF-ABSORBED."
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"YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND DISAPPEARS,"
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"BECOMES A SHELL OF THEMSELVES FOR... MONTHS ON END,"
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"ONLY TO PROBABLY, 95% CHANCE, GET DEFEATED."
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"IT'S HARD!"
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"MY WIFE BASICALLY TOLD ME,"
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"UPON MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AT THE M.S. EXAM,"
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""HONEY, IF YOU DON'T PASS IT THIS TIME, WE NEED TO TALK.""
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"YOU MISS A LOT OF-- A LOT OF LIFE MOMENTS GO BY"
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"WHEN YOU'RE PREPARING FOR THIS, AND I'LL BE HONEST, IT'S TOUGH,"
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"AND IT'S WORTH IT IN THE END."
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"I TELL EVERYONE, "LISTEN, EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE MISSED"
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"COMES BACK TENFOLD.""
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"THEORY PROBABLY TAKES THE MOST TIME,"
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"JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO GO THROUGH."
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"THE THEORY EXAM IS AN ORAL EXAMINATION"
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"WHERE A PANEL OF THE MASTERS BARRAGE YOU"
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"WITH SOME OF THE MOST OBSCURE QUESTIONS"
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"YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE ABOUT WINE."
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"WHAT ARE THE APPROVED QWPSR REGIONS OF ROMANIA? BULGARIA?"
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"EVEN THE LANGUAGE ALONE-- KLOSTERNEUBURGER MOSTWAAGE--"
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"I MEAN, PRONOUNCING THESE WORDS."
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"GERMANY SEEMS TO BE HARD FOR PEOPLE,"
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"AND YES, YES, IT'S GOT BIG, LONG WORDS,"
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"AND AN INTERESTING LANGUAGE, AND..."
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"[ German accent ] WE START WITH THE... [ speaks German phrase ]"
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"[ speaking German ]"
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"THEN WE HAVE... [ speaking German phrases ]"
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"- [ speaking German ] - [ speaking German phrase ]"
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"- [ speaking German ] - [ speaking German phrase ]"
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"[ speaking German ]"
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"[ speaking German ]"
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"YOU HAVE... WHAT DID I FORGET?"
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"[ speaks German word ] DID I SAY THAT?"
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"PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFICULTY WITH ITALY, FOR SOME REASON."
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"THE NAMES OF THE GRAPES, THERE'S 3,000 IN ITALY ALONE."
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"IT'S NOT UNCOMMON THAT THESE GUYS ARE SPENDING"
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"EIGHT, TEN HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY"
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"LIVING AND BREATHING THIS STUFF."
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"THE OTHER WIVES THAT I KNOW DREAD THE NOTE CARDS,"
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"AND THE HOURS AND HOURS OF STUDYING"
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"WHERE THEY JUST HAVE TO BE-- IT'S LIKE ANOTHER JOB."
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"FLASH CARDS EVERYWHERE."
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"I THINK I'VE GOT SOMEWHERE"
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"PROBABLY IN THE VICINITY OF 4,000 FLASH CARDS."
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"STANDING IN THE LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE,"
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"GOING THROUGH MY FLASH CARDS, AT A STOP LIGHT."
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"- NOTE CARDS. - FLASH CARDS."
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"WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BONFIRE WITH ALL OF HIS NOTE CARDS."
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"AND I GO TO BED IF I CAN, BUT SOMETIMES I'LL BE LIKE,"
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""YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THAT FLASH CARD.""
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"YOU GO BACK TO THE DESK FOR A QUICK SECOND."
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"YOU'RE JUST MANIC. IT'S CRAZY."
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"IT'S A BLANK ONE."
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"SOMETIMES YOU GET SO TIRED THAT YOU FORGET TO WRITE THE ANSWER ON IT."
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"THAT'S THE WORST PART."
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"♪ THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ♪"
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"♪ THE LAST THING AT NIGHT ♪"
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"♪ I CONTEMPLATE MY REASONS ♪"
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"♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA KNOW IT'S RIGHT ♪"
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"♪ I MIGHT JUST BE DEMENTED"
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"♪ BUT I'LL STAY HERE AND FIGHT ♪"
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"♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOU"
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"♪ WITHOUT YOU I GET LONELY ♪"
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"♪ AND STUCK IN MY HEAD"
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"♪ OBSESSION IS THE REASON ♪"
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"♪ THAT I LAY AWAKE IN BED ♪"
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"♪ I KICK MYSELF FOR BALKING ♪"
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"♪ WHEN I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT I WANT YOU ♪"
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"IAN'S DAY IS DEFINITELY DIFFERENT."
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"HE, UH, HE SLEEPS IN VERY LATE."
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"HE'S MORE OF A NIGHT GUY,"
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"SO HE DOES HIS STUDYING AT LATE NIGHT."
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"IAN'S BIG AT TRACING MAPS."
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"BEFORE YOU CAN STUDY A SPECIFIC REGION OF THE WORLD,"
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"YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE GEOGRAPHY OF IT,"
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"SO I'VE FOUND THAT, UM, TRACING MAPS HAS BEEN A HUGE HELP."
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"WHAT I DO IS, I'LL TAKE A MAJOR MAP AREA"
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"FROM SOME PROFESSIONAL SITE AND LAY IT OVER THE TOP,"
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"AND THEN TRACE IT,"
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"AND THEN BASICALLY LOOK AT A NUMBER,"
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"AND I SHOULD KNOW WHERE THAT REGION IS"
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"AND HOW IT REFERS TO THE WORLD OF WINE."
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"AND I SHOULD KNOW THE LAWS ABOUT IT,"
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"SO, YOU KNOW, MENTRIDA OR WHEREVER IT MIGHT BE,"
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"OR RIOJA, WHAT THE SUBREGIONS ARE,"
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"OR CANTABRIA... [ lists Spanish regions ], OR WHEREVER IT MIGHT BE."
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"YOU KNOW, IF YOU TRY TO REMEMBER SOMETHING,"
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"AND YOU DON'T HAVE A SPECIFIC REFERENCE TO WHERE THAT AREA IS,"
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"IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE."
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"NOW, WHEN I GET A QUESTION,"
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"IMMEDIATELY, MY MIND GOES TO A SPECIFIC AREA OF THE WORLD,"
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"I CAN SEE A MAP AND SEE THE REGION,"
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"AND THEN, THE INFORMATION UNFOLDS IN MY BRAIN,"
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"AND THAT'S HOW I KIND OF, UM, NOW MEMORIZE INFORMATION"
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"AND CATALOGUE IT IN MY BRAIN,"
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"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE MIND'S WEIRD,"
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